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dsmpbutbetter · 2 years

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tommy: why can't i just bite people when they piss me off, like what's the issue there

ranboo: i want you to stay far, far away from me

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i-was-born-a-mistake · 2 years

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Ranboo: *casually taking four stairs at a time*

Tommy, falling behind, taking two stairs at a time: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fu-

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dragonflavoredcake · 8 months

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Beef: Okay, it's almost time for Etho's surprise party! Let's go down the list—balloons? False: Check! Beef: Cake and non-carbonated drinks? Bdubs: Check and check! Beef: Flowers? Stress: Check! Beef: Onions along the perimeter of the building so Etho won't come in early? Doc: Check. False: Why are we using onions to ward off Etho like he's some kind of vampire? Doc: He doesn't like onions.

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khyrrn-v2 · 9 months

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Ranboo: did neither of you think this was a bad idea?!!?

Tubbo: oh, no, we did

Tommy: we just decided to do it anyways

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incorrect-dream-smp-quotes · 1 year

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Tommy: We're fucked. Pick a god and pray.

Ranboo: I'm an atheist.

Tommy: Pick a fucking science, then, Ranboo!! There's no time for semantics!! We're gonna die!!

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carbonated · 2 years

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Tommy: Ranboo, are you afraid of spiders?

Ranboo: No, why?

Tommy: Great!

Ranboo: ...why?

Ranboo: Tommy?

Tommy, slowly trying to back out of the room:

Tommy: Yeah. There's one behind you.

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leftdreamlandjellyfish · 2 years

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Tommy, gently nudging Ranboo aside with his foot: Ranboo, move out of the way so I don’t trip on you. Ranboo, his eyes enormous: You kick Ranboo? You kick his body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Tommy! Jail for Tommy for one thousand years!

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mcytblrconfessions · 2 years

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i read allium duo as aluminium duo for the longest time- and the way i found out that it was so very incorrect was when i was in a vc with a friend and i said it aloud for the first time

they still tease me about it to this day

#confession #group: alliumduo

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ao3feed-crimeboys · 2 years

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In Your Eyes, Am I Someone Important?

by Catsterisk

Maybe it was incorrect to walk up to what is essentially a strangers house and introduce yourself as their son but Tommy was desperate. He’d only ever known Wilbur and a series of foster families who passed him around like an object. No one wanted the brothers who clung to each other like a lifeline.

(Not even their own father.)

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AKA after spending his whole life in the Foster system Tommy meets his biological dad again, though he's not quite sure what he's hoping for from meeting him. He seems nice at least... so there's that. (...weird roommate though)

Words: 3263, Chapters: 1/5, Language: English

Fandoms: Dream SMP - Fandom, Minecraft (Video Game)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot, Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), Toby Smith | Tubbo, Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF), Niki | Nihachu

Relationships: TommyInnit & Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Technoblade & TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Ranboo & Toby Smith | Tubbo & TommyInnit, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson

Additional Tags: Wilbur Soot and TommyInnit are Siblings, TommyInnit-centric (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit Needs a Hug (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson is Called Philza (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson is Wilbur Soot and TommyInnit's Parent, Protective Older Sibling Wilbur Soot, Soft Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Protective Toby Smith | Tubbo, would 10/10 stab people for Allium duo

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/38451142

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tang0w0tek · 2 years

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Ranboo: Violence isn't the answer.

Tommy: You’re right.

Ranboo: *sighs in relief*

Tommy: Violence is the question.

Ranboo: What?

Tommy, running away: And the answer is yes.

Ranboo, running after Tommy: NO-!