#incorrect alsmp quote

[alsmp-quotes]

Scott, to Sausage: I am the villain and you are the hero! My only goal in life is to murder you and everyone you love!

Like 90% of the fandom: Could they be... in love?

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#correct alsmp quote #incorrect alsmp quote #alsmp #dangthatsalongname #alsmp spoilers #alsmpshipping #scosage #source: anon #i can't remember if Scott's literally said that quote so tagged both just in case

[mcyt-incorrect-promptstuff]

Joel: Fwhip and I are having a baby.

Jimmy: That's... great?

Joel, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

#when will dragon designs come back from the war..? #incorrect quotes #smallishbeans #wyvernian joel #fwhip #wyvernian fwhip #he's here in spirits #solidaritygaming #Solidarity Gaming #half-dragon jimmy #afterlife smp #alsmp

[gemandthescotts]

Incorrect quotes

Scott: It has already begun. A thousand years of darkness!

Gem: Why a thousand?

Scott: It is really 962 years, but a thousand sounds more ominous.

#alsmpblr #alsmp #alsmp scott #alsmp gem #incorrect quotes

[gardenergulfie]

Lauren to Katherine: Do you accept death threats?

#mcyt #alsmp #alsmp spoilers #laurenzside #katherine elizabeth #incorrect quotes

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i think the funniest consequence of hermitcraft/alsmp/3rd and last life/empires etc. fans being more active on tumblr and evolving into its own conglomeration of a fandom is how we started assigning the characters to funny tumblr posts. who needs incorrect quotes when you can have incorrect tumblr posts. yes please tell me which hermit would eat dirt

#hermitcraft #empires smp #alsmp #last life smp #3rd life

[incorrectsmpquotes]

Lizzie: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating dirt?

Joel:

Joel: Why are you eating dirt?

Lizze: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question

#alsmp #incorrect quotes #ldshadowlady #smalishbeans

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Dumb little incorrect flower husbands quote

And yes I have it as my hc that empires and alsmp are connected somehow what about it

#traditional art #mcyt #my art <3 #alsmpblr #alsmp smajor #alsmp #alsmp jimmy #scott smajor #jimmy solidarity #mythical sausage #scosage #suggestive

[quinn-styx]

This is a long overdue intro and request post!

Hello! I’m Quinn Styx! I’m a writer and local incorrect quote person for X Reader/(Y/N)! I write for MCYT sources and mainly try to post three times a month (I promise I’m working on things!!)

Requests are currently:OPEN!

Who I write for:

(NOTE: I only write for the characters, not the actual CCs)

Hermitcraft

I’ll write for all unless it has been otherwise stated that it goes against boundaries. I’m most confident in writing Scar, Grian, Mumbo, Ren, Impulse, and Cleo as that’s who I’m watching in season 9!

Dream SMP

I’ll write family dynamic things like SBI frequently whether requested or not. I’ll write romantically for most of the server, minus the younger adults/people who’s boundaries go against it. I’ll write platonically for everyone and most groups/dynamics. *also not with this that I would prefer a modern AU for these guys because I haven’t been caught up in a while and there’s no way in hell I’m doing it now

Afterlife SMP (tagged ALSMP)

I’ll do all lives for everyone, as usual, boundaries are important!

3rd life/Last life

I haven’t seen enough 3l/ll (Y/N) content so I’m making my own! I’ll write for anyone, and any duo/group. I’ll do best with flower husbands and desert duo!

Have a good day and stay safe <3

#mcyt #dream smp #alsmp #hermit craft #hermitcraft #3rd life smp #last life smp #dsmp #dsmp x reader #alsmp x reader #hermitcraft x reader #3rd life x reader #last life x reader #hermitblr #alsmpblr #dsmpblr #trafficblr #trafficshipping #hermitshipping #alsmpshipping #dsmpshipping #shipping #x y/n #x reader #Minecraft YouTubers #we appreciate all kinds of mcyt here #Minecraft streamers #twitch streamers #youtubers

[alsmp-quotes]

Lizzie: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

#incorrect alsmp quote #alsmp #ldshadowlady #source: tumblr #found out some old incorrect quotes i saved for an oc and saw this one and thought it fit for lizzie as well

[alsmp-quotes]

Gem, to Scott: You're under arrest for murder, attempted murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.

#incorrect alsmp quote #alsmp #geminitay #alsmp spoilers #source: skulduggery pleasant #I've had this quote stuck in my head for years now figured I might as well use it at some point

[alsmp-quotes]

Lizzie: You know, I think of myself as something of an expert in death. It's all the experience, I think.

#incorrect alsmp quote #alsmp #ldshadowlady #alsmp spoilers #source: fancy's brain

[alsmp-quotes]

Scott: I will kill anyone who so much as looks at me funny.

Scott: Unless I'm telling a joke, in which case maybe I'll give them a pass.

#incorrect alsmp quote #alsmp #dangthatsalongname #alsmp spoilers #source: fancy's brain

[alsmp-quotes]

Seapeekay: Good news is because I'm a giant and you're not a giant, right click me with an open hand--

Oli: [already leapt onto him] I'm on it!

Oli: Oh my god, I'm in your brain. Hold me, CPK!

Seapeekay, carrying him across the water: Oh, this is fine.

Oli: I'm flying, Callum. I'm flying!

#correct alsmp quote #incorrect alsmp quote #seapeekay #theorionsound #alsmp spoilers

[alsmp-quotes]

Lizzie: you thought it was a pirate, but it was actually me, Dio!

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#incorrect alsmp quote #alsmp #ldshadowlady #alsmp spoilers #source: jjba

[alsmp-quotes]

Scott: I had a headache earlier but then I fell off my chair and it was gone. But also, like, considering the fact my elbow hurts now instead, I'm not sure if it was a good trade-off. So, yeah, that happened.

#incorrect alsmp quote #alsmp #dangthatsalongname #alsmp spoilers #source: fancy's brain #real story: I actually did fall out my chair like ten seconds ago #picked Scoff for this since I'd recently watched one of his video's so he was on the brain #if anyone's got a better suggestion for who would fit please do tell me

[alsmp-quotes]

fWhip and Lizzie, reading the Kangaroo origin description: It appears, folks, I have a licence for mischief and believe you me I will use it well. Very, very well.

#incorrect alsmp quote #alsmp #fwhip #ldshadowlady #alsmp spoilers #I wouldn't normally do a combined quote that I just watched Gem's latest video and I figured it fit #source: fancy's brain #*but