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#incorrect annabeth chase
fanficwriting · 2 years
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Percy: This is a list of possible places Nico could’ve run off to with Will.
Annabeth:
Annabeth: This is a globe, Percy.
Percy: Yeah, we have no fucking clue where they are.
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sodamnbored · 1 year
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Annabeth, over Iris message: I need you in my cabin right now! I’m under attack!
Percy, flatly: Are you sure it’s a real spider this time, or is this like the dandelion incident?
Annabeth, stressed and defensive: It moved like a spider, Percy!
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incorectpercyjackson · 11 months
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annabeth: i value you almost as much as the library.
percy:
percy: thank you?
annabeth, whispering to grover: how was my flirting.
grover, whispering back: THAT?? was flirting??
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Percy: I learnt some very valuable lessons from this.
Annabeth: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons
Percy: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically a god
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captainwaffles · 7 months
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Percy: shredding waves is much more dangerous than people realize
Annabeth: you are very brave Percy
Percy: thank you annabeth
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jubileesstuff · 2 years
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Sally, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Percy: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
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burningkittypoet · 2 years
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Piper: Annabeth won’t come out of their room!
Percy: Just tell her I said something.
Piper: Like what?
Percy: Anything factually incorrect.
Piper, shrugging: If you say so.
Annabeth, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?
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mo-mode · 4 months
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Grover: Sir 🥺🥺 we’re so sorry but we have no idea what happened to our train cabin—
Percy and Annabeth: WHAT KIND OF STUPID ARE YOU, MR. TRAIN COP?! OOOH YOU THINK SOME TWELVE YEAR OLDS DID THIS?? SO WHAT YOU’RE GONNA ARREST US??? HUH???? POST UP
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percabethownsmybutt · 2 months
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annabeth: why are you following me?
percy: because we’re dating now
annabeth: okay… what about grover?
percy: we’re a package deal
grover: buy one idiot, get one free
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Percy Jackson (texting Annabeth): sends a voice message Annabeth Chase (texting back): I’m a little busy, is it urgent? Percy Jackson: No, don’t worry, just listen later. later Annabeth Chase: presses play Percy Jackson (voice message): THERE’S A FIRE-
Extra: (Grover screaming in the background)
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lilislegacy · 1 month
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percy: *cusses*
sally: “perseus jackson! you kiss your girlfriend with that mouth?”
*annabeth storms in and starts ranting to percy about something, and letting out the absolute most crude and violent cuss words known to man*
sally: 😳
percy: 🤭
paul: “i think she’ll be okay”
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fanficwriting · 2 years
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Annabeth: *sighs* Percy, we already tried things your way.
Percy: What? No, we didn't?
Annabeth: Well, I tried it in my head and it didn’t work. 
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sodamnbored · 1 year
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Percy: So listen. I think we should just go on a date alresdy, and figure out this whole Kermit-Miss Piggy Will They, Won’t They thing we’ve got going on.
Annabeth, prepared to be offended: I’m sorry, am I Kermit in this situation, or -
Percy, excitedly: Yeah! Because you’re smart and have skinny legs. And I’m Miss Piggy because I’m a star.
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incorectpercyjackson · 9 months
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Sally, picking up Percabeth from Camp at the end of Summer: So, how was your break? Percy: We almost got surprise adopted! Sally: What? Annabeth: We almost got kidnapped Sally: Oh, ok Sally: slams breaks YOU WERE WHAT?!
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Annabeth: Gods, give me patience.
Percy: I think you mean “give me strength”.
Annabeth: If the Gods gave me strength, you’d be dead.
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captainwaffles · 7 months
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Percy *cooking*
Annabeth: any chance that’s for me?
Percy: it’s for chiron. I’m planning on making some bad descions tonight and I want him to be on my side
Annabeth: wow I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment
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