#incorrect antman quotes

[random-incorrect-things]

Hank: Okay, so, just to be clear, you overheard a bunch of Girl Scouts talking about who their favorite superheroes were.

Scott: Uh-huh.

Hank: And one of them said Antman was the coolest.

Scott: Yeah!

Hank: So you bought their entire stock of cookies?

Scott, inside a fort made from boxes of girl scout cookies: We have to encourage the youth!

#antman #antman incorrect quotes #incorrect antman quotes #marvel #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #scott lang #hank pym

[marvel-lous-guy]

Peter: Can we get a pet?

Tony: What? Like a puppy? Yeah, sure, we can get a pet

*later*

Tony: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?

Peter: You said we could get a pet

Tony: I meant a puppy! Not a llama!

Peter: It's an alpaca!

Clint: We got an alpaca! Awesome!

Scott: I always wanted one of those!

Nat: What's his name?

Peter: Alpacino

#tont warms up to the alpaca eventually #it beats the time harley got a snake called gareth #it wasn't a pun it was just a stupid name in tonys opinion #i think its a brilliant name for a snake #peter parker #spiderman #ironman #tony stark #black widow #hawkeye #antman #scott lang #clint barton #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mcu #incorrect peter parker #incorrect avengers #avengers #incorrect irondad #irondad #spiderson #irondad and spiderson

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

April: Leo, it’s not a good idea to be out in the open like this. Leo: Relax. Nobody is gonna recognize me. April: What, because of a trenchcoat and fedora?! That isn’t a disguise, Leo! You look like you're about to flash someone!

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: antman #source: marvel #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #leonardo #april o'neil

[aintinacage]

There’s an idiot in the landing zone.

William Shakespeare’s Avengers (Part 47/?)

#William Shakespeare’s Avengers #william shakespeare #marvel #mcu #part 47 #endgame #avengers endgame #avengers 4 #scott lang #antman #ant man #paul rudd #nebula #karen gillan #rocket raccoon #bradley cooper #war machine #james rhodes #Rhodey #the incredible hulk #Bruce banner #smart hulk #mark ruffalo #incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect quotes

[stuckysknife]

Scott: Trapped in the ice for 65 years... how old is he now?

Bucky: Old enough for a breeze off the Hudson River to kill him.

Steve: FOR THE LAST TIME, WE'RE THE SAME AGE

#marvel #mcu #steve rogers #captain america #bucky barnes #the winter soldier #ant-man #ant man #antman #scott lang #incorrect marvel #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect mcu #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect bucky quotes #incorrect avengers quotes #incorrect stucky #incorrect stucky quotes #stucky #captain america civil war #cacw

[indoraptorgirlwind]

Hope: *smacks Kang with her boot* That's for trying to murder the love of my life!

Kang: Who the?!

Scott: She's talking about me! I'm the love of your life?

Hope: I don't know, i'm still angry at you!

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@waspofhope, @antvnger

#incorrect quotes #source: coco #Langdyne #scotthope #scott lang #antman #ant man #ant-man #hope van dyne #The wasp #Amatw #ant man and the wasp #Fanart #Drawing #Kang #kang the conqueror

[incorrectantfam]

[at the x-con’s office]

Scott: While I'm gone, Luis, you're in charge

Luis: Yes!

Scott, whispering: Kurt, you're secretly in charge 

Kurt: Obviously

#ant man #ant man and the wasp #amatw #antman #incorrectantfam #marvel #incorrect quotes #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #ant fam #ant man quantumania #antman quantamania #luis #luis cuevas #the wombats #scott lang #kurt #kurt goreshter #loml tbh #x-con #x con #luis is the face but kurt is the one really running the show

[incorrect-multiverse]

Hank, as Scott walks by: What an ass.

Hope, sighing and staring at Scott’s ass: I know.

#incorrect multiverse #incorrect quotes #source: the kissing booth #marvel #antman and the wasp #hank pym #hope van dyne #scott lang #scott x hope #langdyne

[firegal19]

John: You know, I’m really starting to regret showing you how that blender works

Ava drinking toast: Why do you say that?

#incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel cinematic universe #avengers incorrect quotes #incorrect avengers #john walker #us agent #ghost #Ava starr #thunderbolts #thunderbolts incorrect quotes #John Walker incorrect #Ava starr incorrect #antman and the wasp

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Elisabeth: Edgar, it’s not a good idea to be out in the open like this.

Edgar: Relax. Nobody is going to recognise me.

Elisabeth: What, because of a trench coat and fedora?! That isn’t a disguise, Edgar. You look like you're about to flash someone!

#Vampyr #Vampyr Incorrect Quote #Elisabeth Ashbury #Edgar Swansea #Source: antman

[yourmyfavoriteperson]

Scott: You have to pour milk before cereal

Clint: *Le Gasp* you monster.......

#avengers incorrect scenarios #marvel #scott lang #clint barton #antman and the wasp #hawkeye incorrect quotes

[incorrectfexi]

fez, to ash: don’t be such an asshat

lexi: language!

fez: what? i said hat

#source: antman #fexi #incorrect quotes #euphoria #fez x lexi #incorrect fexi #i was startin’ to miss queue #euphoria hbo #lexi howard #fezco #fez euphoria #lexi euphoria #fezco x lexi #lexi x fez #maude apatow #angus cloud #lexco #fez #fexi incorrect quotes

[marvel-lous-guy]

Peter: hypothetically, if a bullet went through my stomach, would it be considered one hole or two

Tony: exactly how hypothetical is this?

Peter: *blood gushing out a wound he's badly trying to put pressure on* I don't know what you mean

#peter is always asking the right questions #who needs to know where the bandages are? when you could know how many holes you have #the jelly goop octopus thingy in antman 3 would be jealous #peter parker #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #tony stark #mcu #incorrect peter parker #irondad #ironman #spiderson #spiderman #incorrect spiderman #incorrect irondad #funny #meme

[antfam-incorrect-quotes]

Scott: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right

Luis: Looking right because you left

Kurt: Looking up cause you let me down

Dave: Looking down cause you fucked up

Hope: What is wrong with you guys

#scott lang #hope van dyne #luis ant man #dave antman #kurt antman #mcu #mcu incorrect quotes #antman #ant man incorrect quotes

[textsfromtheavengers]

#scott lang #antman #ant man #incorrect avengers #avengers endgame #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect quotes #avengers texts from last night #texts from last night #overheard avengers #avengers social media au #avengers texts #avengers text fic #avengers social media

[one-half-guy]

*Silver meeting Sonic after the "Silver Age" events*

Sonic: So Silver, how's the future?

Silver: Well, we have tyrant rulers...

Sonic: 😑

Silver: Any art is despised...

Sonic: 😐

Silver: And the all the food SUCKS!

Sonic: 😶

Silver: Buuut capitalism doesn't exist anymore! 😁

Sonic: Oh... Hm... Nice?

#silver the hedgehog #sonic the hedgehog #Archie Comics the silver age #archie Sonic #archie sonic post reboot #he's seeing more the positive side #incorrect sonic quotes #based in that scene from antman