#incorrect aoba johsai quotes

[tendou-satori-chocolatier]

Oikawa: if I were a gardener, I'd put our "two-lips" together

Iwaizumi: *blushes*

Makki: why aren't we like that?

Mattsun: if I were a gardener, you'd be my "hoe"

Makki: *grins*

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[jemmacherry]

Oikawa: We’re going to improve our relationships in this team by telling each other- Hanamaki: Mattsun, I would kill for you. Matsukawa, moved: Man, me too Kyoutani, looking at Yahaba: Weak. I have killed for you Yahaba: Oh. Well, I could probably kill for you too Oikawa, looking at Iwaizumi and waiting: Iwaizumi: Iwaizumi: Iwaizumi: Keep staring at me and I will kill you

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[blueberrysunflowers]

iwaizumi: the weather is as hot as you are

oikawa: awww iwa-chan! you’re so— wait.

oikawa: it’s raining

iwaizumi: yep

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[lesbianasfuckwomen]

Iwaizumi: does anybody have any good ideas?

Oikawa: I have one!

Iwaizumi: one that does not include kidnapping Tobio and suffocating him with a pillow.

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[haikyuu-incorrectquotes]

Oikawa: Stop calling me a bad person just because I'm orchestrating your downfall.

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[hotvinimon]

Oikawa : Truth or dare ?

Iwaizumi : *tired of his shit* truth.

Oikawa: Do you want to kiss me ?

Iwaizumi: Dare

Oikawa: I dare you to kiss me.

Iwaizumi: never have I ever-

Oikawa: ThaT's NoT tHe GaMe ThO-

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[tsumiomi]

Atsumu, to Yahaba after his team lost to theirs: You know that I'll get you, you and your little dog. */referring to Kyoutani Watari: I refuse to let you hurt the dog. Yahaba: Hey!

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[iwas-tooru]

*at a haunted house* makki:it's kinda dark here, i'm scared... mattsun: don't worry babe, i got this mattsun: *stomps feet* mattsun: *sketchers light up* makki:

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[lele-11]

Person: My mom is calling… hi mom. 

Watari: Come on guys, stop. They’re trying to talk to their mom. 

Matsukawa & Hanamaki: *loud fake sexual noises* 

Iwaizumi: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP! 

Kunimi: *is asleep* 

Oikawa: *gets really close to the phone* Tell her I said hi.

(Aoba Johsai edition)

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[sleepinghellokitty]

Iwaizumi: Yo dumbass, get over here. Oikawa: Okay Kageyama: * gleefully runs past* I'm coming! Oikawa, sadly: I thought...I was dumbass... Iwaizumi: Kageyama: Oikawa: a-are you cheating on me 😭

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[tendou-satori-chocolatier]

Mattsun: makki told me you got a bruise on your cheek?

Oikawa: it's cause I went to hug to most beautiful person on earth

Mattsun: you got a bruise from hugging iwaizumi?

Oikawa: no I got a bruise from running into a mirror

Iwaizumi: you could literally kill yourself by jumping from your ego to your iq

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[glittter-gel]

kyohaba brainrotttttt

(they are texting btw)

Kyōtani (25): I guess all the girls in high school were right, I did end up driving Yahaba away at some point

Oikawa (26): WHAT? YOU TWO BROKE UP?!?!

Iwaizumi (26): Im sorry Kyōtani

Kindaichi (24): do you wanna go get fried chicken to cheer up?

Kyōtani: …yeah

Watari (25): I’ll come along too

Yahaba (25): For fucks sake

Makki (26): At least explain why you broke up with him

Mattsune (26): Yeah quit acting like a dick yahaba

Oikawa: im sorry yahaba but i have to agree with them

Yahaba: OH MY FUCKING GOD WE DIDNT BREAK UP

Oikawa: wait what-

Watari: Im so fucking confused

Yahaba: He’s driving me to the fucking airport, he’s just mad that i have to be gone for a month

Kyōtani: SHUT THE ACTUAL FUCK UP

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[blueberrysunflowers]

Iwaizumi, on the phone: I’m going to be late, I’m stuck in the rain. Pray for me.

Oikawa: Okaayy, Iwa-chan! I will!

Oikawa: Figuratively, of course.

Oikawa: I only get down on my knees for one thing only and praying isn’t it.

Iwaizumi: You literally could have stopped at “I will”.

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[lesbianasfuckwomen]

Iwaizumi: Hi, I'm Oikawa's emergency contact. Counter Woman: You're here to pick them up? Iwaizumi: I'm here to remove myself as their emergency contact.

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[exhausted-smiles]

Incorrect Haikyuu x reader quotes part 5 :0

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thank you to everyone who stuck by and remained patient - i won’t get soppy rn but it does mean a lot.

this won’t be any specific character x reader (for example it won’t be specifically tsukishima x reader, or kuroo x reader) just general haikyuu x reader, sorry if you’re favourite character wasn’t included,

i also own none of these quotes i got them from vine and various comedians, message me if you want to know any specifics, some of them have been slightly added to by me but not by much

requests are open!

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ushijima: we’re so in synch we finish each others-

you: sentences!

ushijima: don’t interrupt me

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kenma: i really want to kiss you

you: what?

kenma: i said if you died i wouldn’t miss you

the entire of Nekoma: *facepalm*

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you: maybe the real treasure was how you helped the team along the way

ukai: no i want cash

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kiyoko: why aren’t the team winning?

you: maybe the refs are homophobic because we’re the managers

kiyoko: we aren’t together

you: we aren’t? then why did we spend the last year managing a volleyball team??

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someone: how could you do this? i’m so disappointed in you

kageyama: hey! you can’t talk to me like that, you’re not (y/n) or suga,, and they aren’t my parents

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kuroo: my hands are cold.

you: here, let me hold them.

kuroo: my lips are cold too.

you: *covers kuroo’s mouth with your hand*

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you: i’m not a fan that wondered off, I’m aoba johsai’s manager

tendou: oh yeah? name one thing about Volleyball

you: your captain keeps trying to steal my boyfriend

semi: that’s on you tendou, you set the bar too low

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oikawa: alright, give me your hairdryer

iwaizumi:

you: ,,what are you talking about?

oikawa: don’t you carry one in your purse?

iwaizumi: have you ever spoke to a human woman?

oikawa, to a passing fan: excuse me, do you carry a hairdresser in your purse?

fan: of course, i’m not an animal

you: *eye twitches*

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ushijima: this session is going to take another hour or two

you: yeah you think! I’m sorry i’m exhausted, semi says when i’m tired i get night sassy

ushijima: night sassy?

you: hearing problems much?

semi: *face palming and pulling y/n away*

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you: someone will die

bokuto: of fun!

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you, to the first years: alright listen up you little sh*ts

you:…not you yamaguchi, you’re an angel and we’re thrilled to have you here

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akaashi: so what do you think?

bokuto: right, i wasn’t entirely listening but i agree with y/n

akaashi:

akaashi: she isn’t even here

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[hikasufumiko]

Oikawa : That was so hot, Hajime. Iwaizumi : I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets. Oikawa : I'm so in love with you.

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