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[aph-hetalia-incorrect-quotes]

“If I stop drinking all at once, I fear the cumulative hangover would kill me.”

- APH Prussia (Probably)

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[thirdlotusprince3]

Germany: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Japan: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital

Germany: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you.

Japan: but I heard a siren.

Germany: That was Italy screaming.

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[kioneira]

Learning about the Polish situation after the partitions is so funny because you learn that after one of the Uprisings when everything from language to culture got banned in the Prussian part of the Annexation, (it got banned everywhere but let's ignore that for a moment) some Germans started to get interested in that because "why is it banned"?

And I just imagine the situation where poor Gilbert is just sitting in his study or just some office space doing paperwork maybe, and teenager Ludwig just comes in and is like:

Ludwig/Germany "I wanna learn Polish"

Gilbert/Prussia "You what now?"

It's the greatest revenge of Feliks.

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[youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff]

Germany : i'm pretty easy going.

Prussia : you once used a ruler to mesure another ruler .

Germany : it was off by Half a centimeter .it never should have been in circulation.

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[coralcatsea]

"If Alfred thinks he can just bat his pretty blue eyes at me and get whatever he wants, he's absolutely right."

—Arthur, probably

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[hetalia-incorrect-quotes]

Germany: What are you writing?

Prussia: The boss wants to know what kind of weapons we have. I'm letting them know it's private information.

Germany, looking over Prussia's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.

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[fireandiceland]

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[icebear4president]

America: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

Canada: But are you shuffling?

America: Everyday.

England: What language do you two speak?!

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[marsinout]

England: Tell me your deepest fantasy. Germany: 8 to 12 hours of uninterrupted sleep.

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[marsinoff]

Lithuania: Tell me why you love me. Canada: Because you're my maple syrup. Lithuania: *kisses Canada* *meanwhile* Charles: Tell me why you love me. Carlos: Because you're my SMOOOOTH OPERATOOOR!!! Charles: Charles: That's why I love you.

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[apersonwholikeslotus]

USA: I would never take a DNA test,

USA: Because what if I want to become a murderer in the future? Y'know gotta keep my options open and I'm not giving them a head start.

USA: Or even worse what if I turn out to be British.

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[thirdlotusprince3]

Lithuania: *sneezes*

Poland:

Lithuania: What your not even going to say “bless you”?

Poland: I’m sitting here with you, you’ve already been blessed.

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[kioneira]

"Can i have my glasses back?"

"No way"

I have an headcanon that they own together some nice small flat and share it as a way to be just Erzsébet and Roderich, not Austria and Hungary.

It would be somewhere in the middle, so it's both close to Vienna and Budapest. They would have it for a long time and it's only for them, some really close friends know about it but besides that no one else, no bosses or people who knows them as Countries.

Their neighbors are probably some older couples that would be surprise cus "Why such young couple lives so far away from big city?"

Little do they know

But even so they would ADORE them

---

While listening to some music a song called "In Our Bedroom after the War" started playing and OH LORD It's so them.

Also Hozier's song

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[pomato-was-invented-for-us]

England: *getting rid of his coat cause it is always bloody raining in Britain* The store was closed today.

Norway: *sipping coffee, cuddled up in a blanket watching Romania play* We know.

England: How? Astral projection? Mind's eye?

Romania: *aggressively playing with his controller* The Internet.

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[kaimaciel]

Romano: There's no way he likes me back.

Portugal: Antonio would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.

Romano: Antonio would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.

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[hetalia-incorrect-quotes]

Prussia, talking about Austria: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH HIM AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? HE DID. HE KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO!?!?!

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