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#incorrect appledash quotes
sweetapplearts · 7 months
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teasing
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ladymiraclewings · 2 months
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Starlight Glimmer: Hey, Applejack? Can I get some dating advice? Applejack: Just because I’m with Rainbow Dash doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
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c0smicshine · 9 months
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incorrect ponies part ?? featuring fluttershy
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Rainbow: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Applejack: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Rainbow:
Rainbow: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
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2dfangirl · 1 year
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Rainbow Dash: What are you doing with this thing?
Applejack, petting Winona: oh, nothing.
Rainbow Dash: I asked the dog.
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prismy-sprout · 2 years
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Yeah... I think is better no one tells her, at least for a couple of years.
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tezzbot · 3 years
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godbless incorrect quotes blogs
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mlpincorrect · 3 years
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pinkie: just heard aj call dash and say ‘do you want your iced coffee or are you still being a bitch.’ who says romance is dead.
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eqg-quotes · 3 years
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AJ: You really wanna go there with me?
Rainbow: Oh, went there, bought a house, moved in, bitch. And now i’m remodeling the kitchen.
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apple-dash · 3 years
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✨honesty✨
dash: im an idiot
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aj: if you’re waiting for me to disagree, we’re gonna be here for a while
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iamdyingalone · 3 years
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Applejack: Look at how cute these pens are!
Rainbow Dash: AJ, that’s gay...
Applejack: Rainbow we’ve been dating...
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Applejack, over text: Hey. On my way home. You home?
Dash, over text: y
Applejack: Is that a y for yes or a y for why?
Dash: yes
Dash: first 1
Applejack: Awesome. Bringing home food. Don't eat anything.
Dash: okay
Applejack: So you'll spell that out but not yes?
Applejack: What is wrong with you?
Dash: hnry
Applejack: Is that hungry or horny?
Dash: y
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mariapanpan1833 · 3 years
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Rainbow Dash: I'd rather accept the fact that I was in the wrong before I apologize
Applejack: Shouldn't you do both?
Rainbow: ... Why the fuck would I do that?
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edgy-girlboss · 4 years
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Applejack: You look terrible, when did you go to bed?
Rainbow Dash: I passed out at 11:30
Applejack: Okay, that’s not too bad-
Rainbow Dash: Then I woke up an hour later for a snack and played Mario Kart with Spike until about 4:30 in the morning
Applejack: …
Rainbow Dash: I’m ready for the lecture-
Applejack: YOU PLAYED MARIO KART WITHOUT ME?!
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Applejack: I've been dropping her the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Rainbow: Wow. She sounds stupid.
Applejack: But she's not. She's really smart actually. Just dense.
Rainbow: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... "Hey! I love you!" Or something like that?
Applesjack: I guess you're right. Hey Rainbow, I love you
Rainbow: See just say that!
Applejack: Oh my Celestia
Rainbow: If that flies over her head then, sorry Applejack, she's too dumb for you.
Applejack: Rainbow.
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2dfangirl · 3 years
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Rainbow Dash: Hey, do you know anyone who can teach me how to play the trumpet?
Twilight: Why?
Rainbow Dash: I wanna wander around the house and annoy Applejack.
Twilight: Technically you don't actually need to know how to play it for that.
Rainbow Dash:
Rainbow Dash: Twi, you've opened my eyes.
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