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inc0rrect-chaos · 10 months
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Oliver: Everyone, synchronize your watches.
Kara : I don’t know how to do that.
Barry: I don’t wear a watch.
Sara: Time is a construct.
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brinleyparke · 7 months
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Barry: I told Ollie his ears flush when he lies.
Kara: Why?
Felicity: That seems like a very bad idea.
Dig: Yet a very entertaining one.
Barry: Watch.
Barry: Hey, Oliver, do you love us?
Oliver: *covers his ears* No.
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amelia-queen-black · 1 year
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Oliver: I can’t believe you carried me off like that in front of everyone! They all saw how weak I was!
Barry: You were dying…
Oliver: I’m not a damsel in distress, Barry!
Barry: You’re right, next time I’ll let you bleed to death.
Oliver: Good!
Barry: Good.
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Deathstorm: Make a man a fire, he’s warm for a day
Deathstorm: Set a man on fire, he’s warm for the rest of his life
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blaze5681 · 2 months
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Things Supergirl Characters Absolutely Have Said Pt.3
Alex: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.
Kara: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.
Alex: Not when you’re playing with Brainy, it’s not. He put words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”
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J'onn: What’s your greatest weakness?
Brainy: Interpreting the semantics of a question, but ignoring the pragmatics.
J'onn: Could you give an example?
Brainy: Yes, I could.
- Kara: Look, I know you think my judgement's a bit clouded because I like Lena a little bit.
Alex, holding Kara's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.
Kara: No, that's our joint tombstone.
Alex: My mistake.
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Lena: This bloodline ends with me.
Alex: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say 'I'm gay.'
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Kara: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you're single?
Nia: Do not do that.
Kara: You won't even notice!
Brainy, entering: You wanted to see me?
Kara: Nia's single
Nia:
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Kara: I'm sorry. Please talk to me.
Lena:
Kara: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?
Lena: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms.
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fandomnerd9602 · 20 days
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Y/N walks out of the hallway…
Lena: the twins?
Y/N: asleep. finally.
Lena: (giggles) good
She hands Y/N a glass of wine…
Lena: I would hate it if they disturbed us
Y/N sits down on the couch and Lena straddles their lap…
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lukas-dusk · 5 months
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Barry : What are you in the mood for?
Snart : World domination.
Barry : That's a bit ambitious.
Snart : You are my world.
Barry : Aww...
Snart :
Barry :
Snart :
Barry : OH!
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mynameisgreenarrow · 2 months
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crackishincorrecthp · 8 months
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Death Eater, when Voldy + Wormtail kidnap Harry in 4th year: Great, we’ve gone from infanticide to child abduction. Progress.
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Y/N: Harry, the phone
Harry: Mhm, it rings
Y/N: Can you answer it?
Harry: No, people are particularly stupid today. I can't talk to anymore of them
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moon-axolotl · 2 years
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inc0rrect-chaos · 7 months
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Felicity: are you ready to go see our friend who got struck by lightning?
Oliver: yeah and Barry’s not my friend, we just work together, and I occasionally hang out with him and comfort him when he cries.
Oliver: oh shit, we’re friends.
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brinleyparke · 1 month
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Dig: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.
Oliver: Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues.
Oliver, to the rest of the team: Do you guys think I have anger issues?
Felicity: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.
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amelia-queen-black · 1 year
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Oliver: I’m a high-ranking member of the Russian mob.
Felicity: Nice. Perfect for this mission.
Oliver: You’re not freaked out?
Felicity: You’re a vigilante who puts arrows into criminals, a billionaire playboy who mysteriously became a warrior after spending five years on a supposedly deserted island. Nothing you say can surprise me anymore. Except if you tell me… I don’t know, that you secretly have the talents of a chef, then yeah, I would be surprised.
Oliver: …
Felicity: No way! Why have I never tried any? Are you telling me that it’s been two years that I could have enjoyed delicious five-star meals instead of fast food? Oliver! I can’t believe you hid this from me, I thought we were friends!
Oliver, out of his depth: Sorry? I’ll bring you muffins tomorrow.
Felicity, her voice rising: You can bake too?!?!
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Cisco: Your smile? It makes my day
Kamilla: Your happiness? I live for that
Frost: A room? Fucking get one
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blaze5681 · 6 months
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Things Flash Characters Absolutely Have Said Pt. ??
Ralph: Care to give a free sample to a pretty person?
Cisco, running a bake sale, sarcastically: Sure! You know one?
Ralph:
Ralph: Care to give a free sample to an ugly person?
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Frost: You've got to act tough, Caity! Show 'em you can't be pushed around! Show 'em they can't mess with you!
Caitlin: Right. Yes. Tough. Got it.
Caitlin, standing up on her stool and slamming her hands down on the bar: I'LL TAKE A CHOCOLATE MILK.
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Cisco: Harry gave me a get better soon card.
Barry: That's sweet!
Cisco: I wasn't sick, he just thinks I can do better.
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Frost: I swear I didn’t know you guys were coming over. I always ominously clean my weapons on the coffee table like that. It had nothing to do with you!
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Sherloque: I hate to say ‘I told you so’—
Cisco: No, you don’t. You would marry 'I told you so’ and have a baby with it and buy adjoining burial plots.
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Barry: You know, I really wish you’d just admit you made a mistake sometimes.
Iris, stirring her coffee: I prefer it with salt.
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