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death-and-flowers · 2 years
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Apollo: You're so smart.
Artemis: You got the beauty; I got the brains.
Artemis: And the beauty.
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vampbloodbunny2 · 10 months
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Percy: one of my talents is being stress
Annabeth: do you mean being stressed?
Percy, looking at Chiron who's downing 6 aspirins: I don't think-
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incorrectgreekgods · 8 months
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Apollo: Okay guys, lets just hug this out. *Artemis, Apollo, Hermes, and Athena struggle into a group hug* Artemis: Who took my wallet? Hermes: Sorry.
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batfamgalore · 1 year
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*Superboy is benched from a mission but shows up to help with the investigation*
Wally: Connor, what’s up? And the outfit, man. What, are you back on the job already?
Connor: No, these are my civvies.
Artemis: They look exactly like your work clothes.
Connor: Hardly. I’m wearing my suede bucks. They’re a casual gentleman’s shoe.
Dick: A casual gentleman’s shoe. What are you, the Great Gatsby?
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0lympian-c0uncil · 6 months
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mytholots · 5 months
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Apollo: *crying* It was so hard! I couldn't take it man!
Artemis: *patting him on the back* Yeah life can be hard sometimes.
Apollo: Life?
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olympushit · 7 months
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Greek gods and their mottos:
Zeus: Justice above all.
Hera: Loyalty is the key to harmony.
Poseidon: Life is like the sea, you can never know for how long it will be calm.
Hades: The reason you don't enjoy life is because you are afraid of death.
Hestia: Keep calm and carry on.
Demeter: Don't underestimate someone because they look calm.
Ares: Never judge a book by its cover.
Aphrodite: Love is a bird, she needs to fly.
Apollo: The sexiest language someone can speak is the motherfucking truth.
Artemis: Women can do everything.
Hephaestus: Ugly outside, beautiful inside.
Athena: Knowledge is power.
Dionysus: Rage on or go home.
Hermes: Being talkative is nice, until you start lying.
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gotham-exclusive · 1 year
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Black Canary: Kids, I hate to break it to you, but that’s called a traumatic event.
Black Canary, to Kid Flash: Not a ‘bruh moment’
Black Canary, to Artemis: Not a ‘major L’
Black Canary, to Miss Martian: Not a ‘spicy slay’
Black Canary, to Super Boy: Not an ‘oof lmao’
Black Canary, to Aqualad: Not a ‘yikes situation’
Black Canary, to Robin: And definitely not an ‘average tuesday’
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thingsphoenix21 · 5 months
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Dionysus: Did you call the police first than calling me? Artemis *crying*: I'm supposed to call you first when I find a dead body? Dionysus: YeS
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h0bg0blin-meat · 4 months
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Artemis: I'm worried about you.
Apollo: *dunks Oreo in whiskey* Why?
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mtolympusmemes · 4 months
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Artemis: I love women in a feminist way but also in a gay way
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Artemis: I didn’t think you were gonna adopt another kid!!!
Apollo, holding Frank: You should always assume I’m gonna adopt another kid.
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lesbianbanana · 4 months
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Greek Mythology Characters If They Wrote Books
- If You See A Girl Covered In Blood, She's Having The Time Of Her Life by Artemis
- Gardener's Guide To Common Flowers by Apollo
- A List Of All The Times I Fucked Shit Up by Athena
- Reasons Why You Cannot Be Better Than Me by Aphrodite.
- How To Be Illegal At 2 Hours Old by Hermes
- How To Be The Baddest Bitch Ever by Dionysus
- A Day In The Life Of An Ancient Greek Homicidal Housewife by Hera
- A Day In The Life Of An Ancient Greek Whore Husband by Zeus
- Why You Should Punch Your Brothers In The Face by Demeter
- Vague Dolphin Noises by Poseidon
- When Everyone Hates You But You're Literally Trying You're Best by Ares
- No Comment by Hephaestus
- God Forbid A Girl Have Hobbies by Persephone
- When You're Literally The Only Chill Dude Here by Hades
- Why Family Therapists Should Be A Thing by Hestia
- I Have The Stupidest Boyfriend Ever Prove Me Wrong by Patroclus
- How To Anger Your Great Great Grandfather (Step By Step) by Achilles
- A Series Of Incredibly Stupid Events That Are All My Fault by Odysseus
- Awkward Moment When You're Family Line Is Cursed by The House of Atreus
- I Introduce My Wife To My Mum (End Will Shock You) by Oedipus
- Why You Shouldn't Show Any Interest In Your Dad's Hobbies by Phaethon
- When You Accidentally Started A War But You're Literally Just A Girl by Helen of Sparta Troy
- When You're A Girlboss But Everyone Here Is Misogynistic by Atalanta
- How To Get A Wife Who Actually Likes You by Perseus
- Everyone Hates Me And Honestly Same by Heracles
- How To Raise Homosexuals by Chiron
- When You Try To Help A Pal Out But It Backfires by Asclepius
- Some Girl In The Woods Made Me Transgender by Sipriotes
- Ouch Fuck That Hurts by Actaeon
- I Was Supposed To Break The Cycle But My Husband Kept Eating Our Kids by Rhea
- Why You Should Teach Your Son To Stab People (i.e. Your Husband) by Gaea
- How To Cheat Death (*May Backfire*) by Sisyphus
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incorrectgreekgods · 10 months
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Greek Gods as Kermit Pictures
making my grand return with this masterpiece you’re welcome
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Poseidon
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Persephone
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Demeter
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Hera
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Hestia
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Athena
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Hermes
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Apollo
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Artemis
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Hephaestus
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Aphrodite
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Ares
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Dionysus
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greekgodssitcom · 11 months
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Apollo: I knighted my sister with a baguette
Athena: [Sarcastically] I’m sure Artemis loved that
Artemis: [Wearing Chainmail] That’s Lady Artemis to you
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0lympian-c0uncil · 5 months
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Hermes: As your best friend—
Athena: Artemis is my best friend.
Hermes, *holding a knife*: As your best friend—
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