*Superboy is benched from a mission but shows up to help with the investigation*
Wally: Connor, what’s up? And the outfit, man. What, are you back on the job already?
Connor: No, these are my civvies.
Artemis: They look exactly like your work clothes.
Connor: Hardly. I’m wearing my suede bucks. They’re a casual gentleman’s shoe.
Dick: A casual gentleman’s shoe. What are you, the Great Gatsby?
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Greek gods and their mottos:
Zeus: Justice above all.
Hera: Loyalty is the key to harmony.
Poseidon: Life is like the sea, you can never know for how long it will be calm.
Hades: The reason you don't enjoy life is because you are afraid of death.
Hestia: Keep calm and carry on.
Demeter: Don't underestimate someone because they look calm.
Ares: Never judge a book by its cover.
Aphrodite: Love is a bird, she needs to fly.
Apollo: The sexiest language someone can speak is the motherfucking truth.
Artemis: Women can do everything.
Hephaestus: Ugly outside, beautiful inside.
Athena: Knowledge is power.
Dionysus: Rage on or go home.
Hermes: Being talkative is nice, until you start lying.
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Black Canary: Kids, I hate to break it to you, but that’s called a traumatic event.
Black Canary, to Kid Flash: Not a ‘bruh moment’
Black Canary, to Artemis: Not a ‘major L’
Black Canary, to Miss Martian: Not a ‘spicy slay’
Black Canary, to Super Boy: Not an ‘oof lmao’
Black Canary, to Aqualad: Not a ‘yikes situation’
Black Canary, to Robin: And definitely not an ‘average tuesday’
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Greek Mythology Characters If They Wrote Books
- If You See A Girl Covered In Blood, She's Having The Time Of Her Life by Artemis
- Gardener's Guide To Common Flowers by Apollo
- A List Of All The Times I Fucked Shit Up by Athena
- Reasons Why You Cannot Be Better Than Me by Aphrodite.
- How To Be Illegal At 2 Hours Old by Hermes
- How To Be The Baddest Bitch Ever by Dionysus
- A Day In The Life Of An Ancient Greek Homicidal Housewife by Hera
- A Day In The Life Of An Ancient Greek Whore Husband by Zeus
- Why You Should Punch Your Brothers In The Face by Demeter
- Vague Dolphin Noises by Poseidon
- When Everyone Hates You But You're Literally Trying You're Best by Ares
- No Comment by Hephaestus
- God Forbid A Girl Have Hobbies by Persephone
- When You're Literally The Only Chill Dude Here by Hades
- Why Family Therapists Should Be A Thing by Hestia
- I Have The Stupidest Boyfriend Ever Prove Me Wrong by Patroclus
- How To Anger Your Great Great Grandfather (Step By Step) by Achilles
- A Series Of Incredibly Stupid Events That Are All My Fault by Odysseus
- Awkward Moment When You're Family Line Is Cursed by The House of Atreus
- I Introduce My Wife To My Mum (End Will Shock You) by Oedipus
- Why You Shouldn't Show Any Interest In Your Dad's Hobbies by Phaethon
- When You Accidentally Started A War But You're Literally Just A Girl by Helen of Sparta Troy
- When You're A Girlboss But Everyone Here Is Misogynistic by Atalanta
- How To Get A Wife Who Actually Likes You by Perseus
- Everyone Hates Me And Honestly Same by Heracles
- How To Raise Homosexuals by Chiron
- When You Try To Help A Pal Out But It Backfires by Asclepius
- Some Girl In The Woods Made Me Transgender by Sipriotes
- Ouch Fuck That Hurts by Actaeon
- I Was Supposed To Break The Cycle But My Husband Kept Eating Our Kids by Rhea
- Why You Should Teach Your Son To Stab People (i.e. Your Husband) by Gaea
- How To Cheat Death (*May Backfire*) by Sisyphus
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