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incorrectassassinscreedquotes · 1 month

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Alexios: It’s really muggy outside today.

Kassandra: If I go outside and all the mugs are on the front lawn, I’m kicking you out of this family.

Alexios: *sips coffee from a bowl*

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qvalcuno · 4 years

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Kassandra: I need a human skull but you can't ask why.

Sargon: Only if you don't ask why.

Sargon: *pulls four pristine human skull out of his bag* Choose one.

Kassandra:

Sargon:

Kassandra: This one will do.

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safetyandpeacenovice · 2 years

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Herodotos: When do you go to sleep?

Kassandra: Whenever I next collapse is purely up to the gods.

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connorkenwaystomahawk · 3 years

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To all my fellow Assassins Creed simps...

Here, you've earned them

pt. 1

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bandit-brunsmeier · 3 years

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Connor: I need you all to be straight with me.

Malik:

Altaïr:

Evie:

Elise:

Arno:

Jacob:

Kassandra:

Alexios:

Leonardo:

Ezio:

[Collective Homo Silence]

Connor: I don't know why you're all silent but whatever it is I didn't mean that...

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marksider89 · 3 years

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Diana: Well, Lady Croft?

Kassandra: Which demigod do you prefer?

Lara: *Visible gay panic*

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wardisahi · 3 years

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Desmond: Why are you guys talking like that? And how come I never get the cool jobs to do?

Evie: Well, you sometimes have difficulties comprehending the complexities of certain tasks.

Desmond: Huh?

Kassandra: You do not understand how to carry out some assignments.

Desmond: What?

Bayek: You don't know how to do a lot of stuff, D.

Desmond: Excuse me?

Ezio: You're not smart.

Desmond: WHAT?!

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jakke-the-misthios · 3 years

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Kassandra: Can you pass me the coffee, please?

Herodotus: Isn't this like, your fifth cup this afternoon?

Kassandra: I could've sworn I said pass the coffee, not the judgement

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stormyblue90 · 3 years

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He’s very touch-starved...

Kassandra: *hugs Post-Deimos Alexios*

Alexios: Wh-what is THIS?

Kassandra: Sibling Affection.

Alexios: Disgusting! ....Do it again....

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incorrectly-quoted-queers · 4 years

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Alexios: I believe that I have recovered completely from my brainwashing and deserve some more freedoms, Kassandra

Kassandra: I believe you still have quite a long way to go, little brother

Alexios: What do you mean?

Kassandra: Well, for one, you still haven't apologized for killing one of my boyfriends

Alexios: Who?

Kassandra: Brasidas?

Alexios: That puny Spartan was a little bi-

Kassandra, crossing her arms and glaring:

Alexios: ...I see your point

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incorrectsmashbrosquotes · 4 years

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A New Challenger Approaches!

*An eagle is seen flying high in the sky, winging swiftly across the heavens. As it flies, the camera pans down to see a great battlefield. Greek warriors bearing colors of every state from Athens to Sparta clash dark forces.*

*The eagle alights upon an outstretched arm overlooking the battle. The hand that the eagle rests on clenches it’s fist. The eagle takes off once more and the figure draws it’s weapon. A broken spearhead.*

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*Upon the battlefield men do battle with demons. Against the monstrous horde the forces of the Greeks are outnumbered, and yet seem to be holding their own.*

*In a flash of dark energy, the Dark Lord Ganondorf is among them. And like that the tide of battle turns. The demons, emboldened by the presence of their King, push forward, beginning to overwhelm the Greeks. Ganondorf himself grins and draws his sword, cutting a bloody swath forward. One Spartan warrior leaps at him but Ganondorf merely waves his hand, using dark magic to turn him to dust.*

*Suddenly, from the midst of battle, a gleaming javelin arcs forward. Ganondorf sidesteps and catches it. He examines the weapon, mildly impressed, and the turns to it’s thrower. It is the eagle’s master.*

Ganondorf: You are bold. But that only means you will die sooner.

*The figure does not respond, merely drawing their weapon and approaching.*

Ganondorf: I see! Well then, let us begin.

*They clash, spearhead to sword. A ring opens around them as both armies give them a wide berth. With a roar, Ganondorf knocks the helmet from their head*

*It is a woman, olive skinned and dark haired, but with the wrath of Ares in her eyes*

Ganondorf: Kneel, and you may yet live.

Kassandra: You first, malaka.

*They rush each other, and the battle is joined*