#incorrect assassin's creed quotes

[rk1kincorrect]

i hate al mualim and what he did to altaïr

#altaïr ibn la'ahad #assassin’s creed #incorrect assassin's creed quotes #desmond miles #ezio auditore #ezio auditore da firenze #ratohnhaké:ton #connor kenway #haytham kenway

[stealingpotatoes]

dialogue from @acgames' post!! had to draw it loll

(commission info // kofi)

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[lunavadash-creates]

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[wickedwitchofthewesninski]

Desmond: But would you love me if I was a worm?

William: I don't even love you now

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[callmemrskenway]

You: Hey, Altaïr, in your professional opinion, how would I die?

Altaïr, cleaning his hidden blade: Murder. Gangland style execution. We'd never find your head.

Jacob: *opens his mouth*

Altaïr: You slip in a tub.

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[marshmallow--3]

Jacob: I'm sorry, Evie. I hate to do this, but I have to use my veto.

Evie: Veto? Oh, you don't get any vetoes.

Jacob: You veto me all the time.

Evie: 'Cause you have dumb ideas.

Jacob: Name one!

Jacob, later: That went on for a while.

Source: Modern Family

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[fledermavs]

Federico: Hey, do you know anyone that could teach me to play the lute?

Maria: Why?

Federico: I wanna wander around and annoy people with it.

Maria: Technically you wouldn't need to know how to play a lute to do that.

Federico: You have opened my eyes, Madre.

Maria: Oh no.

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[burnbrighterthanever]

Ratonhnhaké:ton: What do I even say to a Templar relative?

Aveline: May the Father of Understanding guide you... away from me.

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[natsuzora]

Altair: what is life but death pending

Malik: shut up before yours goes from pending to in progress

Maria: sleepy voice both of you are endangered species right now... sleep

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[teecupangel]

Cesare: You cannot kill me! No man can murder me!

Ezio: Then I leave you in the hands of Fate! (holds Cesare tightly as he prepares to-)

Cesare: Oh! Harder, daddy!

Ezio: ... What?

Cesare: What?

Desmond: WHAT??????

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[renleonhart]

Ezio: he said "I'm coming". And he spelt that in capitals. Then he put arrow, column, bracket...

Leonardo: *nervously* what does that mean?

Ezio: >:(

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[rk1kincorrect]

(altaïr’s redemption arc was so funny)

altaïr: hi malik

malik: KILL YOURSELF!!!!

3 months later

altaïr: hi malik

malik: you are the best man to have ever set foot on this planet and i love you i forgive you for anything you have ever done and ever will do

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[lilborealis]

Incorrect quotes pt 3:the empire strikes back

(Contains some oc’s and oc x canon)

Akari Kimura, third year setter for the Nekoma girls team:does anyone else get mischievous joy out of being nice sometimes? Like “haha, I knew you were going to be hungry, so I got you your favors food so I can surprise you with it being ready when you get here GOT YOU”.

Suga:Yes! It’s like, it feels like scheming but love scheming. The scheme is I want you to be happy.

Lionel:I have a plan.

Georgette:the plan cannot involve murder.

Lionel:I no longer have a plan.

Ghost:why is Johnny masculine but like in a peacock way

Gaz:

Price:

Roach:

Farah:

Soap:hey, wait a minute-

Keegan:I mean, he’s right.

Soap:HEY-

Miguel:hey! How did none of you hear what I just said!

Miles:I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Peter B:I got distracted about halfway through.

Hobie:Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Pharah:Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

Lifeweaver:make his dick hard not his life.

Mauga:break her bed not her heart.

Baptiste:play with her boobs not her feelings.

Kiriko:get on his dick not his nerves.

Mercy:always salt your pasta while boiling it.

Gojo:*pointing at Geto* that’s the guy I’m kind of dating, thoughts?

Shoko:and prayers.

Ezio:this can’t get any worse. Can it?

Altair:sure it can-just give me a minute.

Kadar:I thought the gayest thing you could do with a man is have sex with him.

Kadar:but then I saw whatever Malik has going on with Altair.

Altair:????

Malik:Kadar you little-

Older! Atsumu:so I’m heading to the store, do you need something?

Older! Osamu:I need a therapist

Older! Atsumu:vodka. Noted.

Random Rook:so how did you two end up together again?

(Flashback)

Jacob, running into a bar:hey if we got married would I get diplomatic immunity?

Emily Denning, ac oc:Jacob dear….what the hell did you do?

Jacob:wedding first, questions later.

Emily:….fine.

“ ‘Kill them with kindness’ WRONG. Drop the opera house chandelier on them”-3rd year Yachi Hitoka

Junkrat:did you know that it’s illegal to set a social worker on fire?

Roadhog:….it’s illegal to set anyone on fire.

Junkrat:see, so I’m not wrong then.

Rhea Singh, first year setter for the Nekoma girls team:Tsukki annoyed me today so I told him that I can’t wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.

Yamaguchi:but there is nothing special tomorrow.

Rhea:I know, but there is something special about watching the color leave his face as the panic takes over.

Yamaguchi:*laughing* oh my god, that’s beautiful!

Philip:I always keep my axe by my bed.

Arno:I sleep next to my sword.

Peter:I sleep with my pistol.

Lionel:the three of you are pathetic.

Philip:oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Lionel, looking Philip dead in the eyes:your sister.

Evie:Henry isn’t picking up on my hints.

Jacob:what hints have you given him?

Evie:well, I think about him a lot.

Evie:and sometimes I even think about talking to him.

Miles:if you got arrested, what would be the charge?

Peter B:theft

Gwen:disturbing the peace

Jessica:aggravated assault

Miguel:arson.

Hobie:all of the above, in that order, probably.

Alex:this is bad, this is really bad.

Gaz:what is it?

Alex:I kissed Farah

Gaz:woah…..I owe Price so much money.

Teenage! Geto:my future partner must be smart, strong and organized.

*Gojo sneezes and hits his head on a doorframe, knocking himself unconscious*

Teenage! Geto:that one. I want that one.

Blackwatch! Moira:I think we can be an evil, as a treat.

Blackwatch! Gabe, unaware he’s gonna be experimented on:….we?

Blackwatch! Moira:we :)

Young! Jack Morrison:I can’t believe you assassinated Antonio Bartalotti!

Young! Gabriel Reyes:well, ‘assassinated’ implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was a dick, so technically I murdered him.

Young! Jack Morrison:that’s not better!

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[lunavadash-creates]

Evie: The fact that jellyfish survived millions of years without having a brain gives me hope that you won't die too soon Jacob: >.<*

#evie frye #jacob frye #assassin's creed syndicate headcanons #ac syndiacte #assassins creed #assassin's creed #incorrect assassin's creed quotes #incorrect quote #everyday luna

[wickedwitchofthewesninski]

Desmond: I'm a retired assassin, I haven't killed anyone in 9 years!

Shaun: *raises an eyebrow*

Desmond: ...

Desmond: ... 7 years.

Shaun: *raises another eyebrow*

Desmond: 6 and a half years.

Shaun: *tilts head pointedly*

Desmond: Okay! 5 years! But that one was an accident, I didn't know he had a heart condition!

#desmond miles #assassin's creed #asscreed #incorrect assassin's creed quotes #incorrect desmond miles #my baby wouldn't hurt a fly #would totally kill a man tho

[callmemrskenway]

Assassin's Creed x reader Quote Dump pt.2:

Haytham: I've been calling Connor for hours and he still hasn't picked up.

Y/n: Here let me try.

Haytham: Right, like you'll have better luck-

Connor, the moment you dial his number: Hello???

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Jacob: I am so sick of people telling me I'm in love with Y/n.

Henry: Because it's not true?

Jacob: No, its true. I'm just tired of hearing it.

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Y/n: If I cut off my leg and threw it at you, am I hitting you or kicking you?

Shay:....

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Y/n: Things I want to ride: A ship, a really fancy carriage-

Edward: I thought this was gonna go a different direction-

Y/n: Adéwalé.

Edward: There it is.

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Connor, scrambling through an emergency kit: ARNO, I NEED A LIGHT.

Arno: (Y/n) is the only light I need.

Connor: ARNO, EZIO IS DYING.

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