sokka: crushes are the worst. whenever i'm near mine, i start acting stupid.
zuko: you always act stupid.
sokka: haha don't think about that too hard! [runs away]
zuko:
zuko: wAIT-
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Lt. Jee: …Prince Zuko, do you want to talk about it?
Zuko, laying face down on the floor: Why would you automatically assume that something is wrong?
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Zuko: Go to bed. Everyone needs 8 hours of sleep and it's 1 in the morning.
Varian: Fine.
Zuko: Good.
Varian: Hey, why are you even up anyways?
Zuko: ...
Varian: *squints* Your eyelid is droopy.
Zuko: *eyes widen* No, it's not.
Varian: You don't sleep either, do you?
Zuko: I do sleep-
Varian: You damn hypocrite.
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MORE MORE MORE MORE ZUTARA INCORRECT QUOTES
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Katara: I would never say that Zuko is a bitch and I don’t don’t like him. That’s not true… Zuko is a bitch and I like him so much!
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Katara: How much did you spend on this date?
Zuko: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.
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Katara: What do you want to be for Halloween?
Zuko: Yours.
Katara:
Katara: …yeah, that would be pretty scary.
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Katara: That was so hot, Zuko.
Zuko: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Katara: I'm so in love with you.
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Katara: Yeah, a partner sounds nice, but a supreme enemy you can make out with in secret sometimes sounds a lot more hardcore.
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Katara: Hey, wanna take a shower with me?
Zuko: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.
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Zuko: Katara and I are no longer friends.
Katara: ZUKO THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!
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Zuko: Katara and I are no longer dating.
Katara: Zuko, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.
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Katara: You have to apologize to them Zuko.
Zuko: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!
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Aang - if you got arrested, what would be the charges?
and.. of course..
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illustrating the incorrect atla quote from @caylenqueen
(the arson zuko from my other post was originally made for this thing, heh)
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sokka: i think i just figured something out. i gotta go.
zuko: aren't you forgetting something?
sokka: uh...[kisses zuko's forehead]
zuko: no, pay your bill! damn, who raised you?
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Lucifer: Good news! I adopted you three!
Catra: Who is this clown lookin' mf and where did he come from?
Varian: I already have a dad????
Zuko: I'm literally 21-
Lucifer: QUESTIONS LATER! Now, who wants to go to Lu Lu World?
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aang: zuko won’t trace it back to us
sokka: are you being serious right now? zuko traces everything back to us. he traces things we haven’t even done back to us
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