*Peter trying out a new tiktok trend*
Proceeds to dip a fry in orange juice.
Tony: "I'm calling thanos"
*Steve bursting in from the other room*
Steve: "STOP, I TOLD YOU THATS NOT FUNNY"
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You: do you even get any sleep?
Steve: well... I close my eyes when I sneeze.
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Wanda: What are you allergic to?
Y/n: Pine nuts. And the full spectrum of human emotion.
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Peter: I have edge!
Tony: You really don’t. You are literally the most wide-eyed person I’ve ever seen. You have the face of a cartoon lamb
Tony: We love you for it though
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Melina: Natalia’s friend Bruce is coming to dinner tonight.
Alexei: But Bruce is a boy’s name.
Alexei: Natalia has a friend who’s a boy?
Melina: It’s nothing, darling. Puppy love.
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Tony: You gave Peter a knife???
Loki: He felt unsafe.
Tony: Now I feel unsafe!
Loki: ... would you like a knife?
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Y/N: As a genuinely smart person, I'd like to let you know that we are all made of atoms.
Y/N: And atoms can't touch anything.
Y/N: So really we've never touched anything in our lives.
Y/N: So to answer your question, no, I didn't punch Bucky in the face.
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Yuma: I recognize that you've made a decision, but given that it's a stupid decision, I've elected to ignore it.
Astral: Why are you like this?
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Nat: If you had to choose between Steve and all the money I have in my pocket, which would you take?
Tony: That depends. How much money are we talking about?
Nat: Uh...sixty-two cents.
Tony: Frankly it doesn’t matter. I’m a billionaire, and I’ll still take the money.
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Peter, introducing himself to The Avengers: Hello, my name is Peter with a ‘B’, and I’ve been afraid of insects my entire life.
Y/N: Wait… where is it?
Y/N: The B?
Peter: tHeRe’S a BeE???
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Natasha: I don't have any friends and I don't want any.
Clint: Bold words of someone within my hugging range.
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Wanda: Y/N. That’s a great name.
Y/N: You like that? You should hear my phone number.
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(When Peter Joins the Avengers)
Steve: Are you ready to commit?
Peter: Like, a crime? Or a relationship?
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Tony: If you don't buckle down and do your work, you'll end up in McDonald's.
Peter: We're going to McDonald's if I don't do my work?
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Pepper: is anyone going to tell me what’s going on in here?
Happy: It’s kind of complicated, but Tony-
Pepper: Got it. Forget I asked
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Steve: *carrying your library books with both arms*
You: *reaches out with one hand, to try to help him*
Steve: *switches all the books to one arm so he can hold your hand*
You: that's not what I-
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Clint: Do you wanna go get lunch?
Natasha: Oh, I already ate with Rogers, but what do you want?
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Melina: I’m glad Natasha feels safe enough to sleep around us. She looks happy.
Yelena, uncapping a black marker: And vulnerable.
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Pepper: One of the fun things that we do here at Stark Industries is the Annual Easter Egg Hunt. Tony volunteered to hide the eggs this year, and I have to say he did an exceptional job. The kids have been searching for 25 minutes and they haven't found a single egg.
Tony: Oh, yeah, I forgot to do that.
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Zemo: Don't worry, I've decided I'm not going to kill you
Bucky: I- I mean if you want to-
Zemo: … Damn bro you good?
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