*Peter trying out a new tiktok trend*

Proceeds to dip a fry in orange juice.

Tony: "I'm calling thanos"

*Steve bursting in from the other room*

Steve: "STOP, I TOLD YOU THATS NOT FUNNY"

You: do you even get any sleep?

Steve: well... I close my eyes when I sneeze.

Wanda: What are you allergic to?

Y/n: Pine nuts. And the full spectrum of human emotion.

Peter: I have edge!

Tony: You really don’t. You are literally the most wide-eyed person I’ve ever seen. You have the face of a cartoon lamb

Tony: We love you for it though

Melina: Natalia’s friend Bruce is coming to dinner tonight. 

Alexei: Bruce?

Melina: Yes. 

Alexei: But Bruce is a boy’s name.

Melina: Yes. 

Alexei: Natalia has a friend who’s a boy?

Melina: It’s nothing, darling. Puppy love.

Tony: You gave Peter a knife???

Loki: He felt unsafe.

Tony: Now I feel unsafe!

Loki: ... would you like a knife?

Y/N: As a genuinely smart person, I'd like to let you know that we are all made of atoms.

Y/N: And atoms can't touch anything.

Y/N: So really we've never touched anything in our lives.

Natasha: 

Y/N: So to answer your question, no, I didn't punch Bucky in the face.

Yuma: I recognize that you've made a decision, but given that it's a stupid decision, I've elected to ignore it.

Astral:

Astral: Why are you like this?

Nat: If you had to choose between Steve and all the money I have in my pocket, which would you take? Tony: That depends. How much money are we talking about? Steve: ...Tony? Nat: Uh...sixty-two cents. Tony: Frankly it doesn’t matter. I’m a billionaire, and I’ll still take the money. Steve: Tony!

Peter, introducing himself to The Avengers: Hello, my name is Peter with a ‘B’, and I’ve been afraid of insects my entire life.

Y/N: Wait… where is it?

Peter: What?

Y/N: The B?

Peter: tHeRe’S a BeE???

Natasha: I don't have any friends and I don't want any.

Clint: Bold words of someone within my hugging range.

Wanda: Y/N. That’s a great name.

Y/N: You like that? You should hear my phone number.

(When Peter Joins the Avengers) Steve: Are you ready to commit? Peter: … Peter: Like, a crime? Or a relationship? Tony: *facepalms*

Tony: If you don't buckle down and do your work, you'll end up in McDonald's.

Peter: We're going to McDonald's if I don't do my work?

Tony: No!

Pepper: is anyone going to tell me what’s going on in here?

Happy: It’s kind of complicated, but Tony-

Pepper: Got it. Forget I asked

Steve: *carrying your library books with both arms*

You: *reaches out with one hand, to try to help him*

Steve: *switches all the books to one arm so he can hold your hand*

You:

You: that's not what I-

You: okay

Clint: Do you wanna go get lunch?

Natasha: Oh, I already ate with Rogers, but what do you want?

Clint:

Clint: Loyalty.

Melina: I’m glad Natasha feels safe enough to sleep around us. She looks happy.

Yelena, uncapping a black marker: And vulnerable.

Pepper: One of the fun things that we do here at Stark Industries is the Annual Easter Egg Hunt. Tony volunteered to hide the eggs this year, and I have to say he did an exceptional job. The kids have been searching for 25 minutes and they haven't found a single egg. Tony: Oh, yeah, I forgot to do that.

Zemo: Don't worry, I've decided I'm not going to kill you

Bucky: I- I mean if you want to-

Zemo: … Damn bro you good?