scott lang is sitting in san francisco ranting and screaming about how john walker isn't his captain america. don't argue with me about this, i know this
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*Avenger doing paper works*
Y/N: this is killing me
Natasha: Good, die.
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Kate: Do you think I’m ugly?
Yelena: It’s not about looks, Kate. What’s valuable is on the inside...
Kate: Yelena...
Yelena: For example, someone's heart.
Kate: Aw... Stop it-
Yelena: It could be purchased for more than a million dollars, you know.
Kate: Seriously, stop.
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Incorrect Marvel Quote
Loki: I hate you. Y/N: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue.
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Sam: Bucky doesn't even have two brain cells. It's the two worms in his brain fighting and he's mistaking the friction of the tussle for a thought being formed.
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Zane, on the phone with the team charging the Supreme King’s castle: You get hurt, hurt em back.
Aster: wait-
Zane: You get killed?
Zane: Walk it off.
Syrus: …
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Venom: What do you mean I'm not a human being?
Venom, proudly: I can identify and select all the images with traffic lights with great accuracy.
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Umbrella Academy: the fourth and final season.
“Don’t feel bad about this. Part of the journey is the end.”
- Avengers Endgame
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Kate: truth or dare
America: truth
Kate: how many hours have you slept today
America: fuck- uhm. dare.
Kate: go to sleep.
America: i don't like this game
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*Peter and Y/N fighting*
Tony: Could you try to be a little more mature?
Y/N:TAXES! *Punches Peter*
*MJ laughing while recording*
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