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godsofhumanity · 3 months
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Tezcatlipoca: what else are you good at? other than making my life fucking miserable. Quetzalcoatl: i can colour!
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mythos-soup · 4 months
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Quetzalcoatl: lemme give you some friendly advice-
Tezcatlipoca: ew i dont want your advice
Quetzalcoatl: well then consider this some unfriendly advice
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mythological-mayhem · 4 months
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Aztec Gods Incorrect Quotes 7
Xipe Totec, curiously: If we put Quetzalcoatl and Tezcatlipoca in a room, who do you think will come out crying first?
Huitzilopochtli, deadpan: The room.
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h0bg0blin-meat · 3 months
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Quetzalcoatl: *trying to flirt with Shesha* I think both of our families suck.
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15pantheons · 11 months
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Huitzilopochtli: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??  Tezcatlipoca: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔  Xipe Totec: Why were you microwaving a lemon???  Tezcatlipoca: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots.  Quetzalcoatl: Did you burn an orange too? How???  Tezcatlipoca: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔
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mythologyfolklore · 2 years
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Quetzalcoatl: *screams*
Tezcatlipoca: *screams louder to assert dominance*
Xipe Totec: Should we stop this?
Huitzilopochtli: No, I want to see, who wins.
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luxthestrange · 1 month
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RoR Incorrect quotes#175 Latin lover~
Aztec!Y/n*Getting a call* -Oh sorry guys it's the catsitter...-*Hearin your jaguar got his head stuck in a bucket and crying for help*-...I'll be there soon...sorry guys I gotta go check on my gremlin-*Goes to Hades and kisses him tenderly, holding his face*
Hades*By second nature kisses back holding your cheek*
You two pull away with smiles...then you freeze...and turn to look at the flabbergasted Greek gods...
Aztec!Y/n*Goes to Heracles who was sitting next to you you reminded him of the meeting* Wonderboy!-And uh- glad to have you here!! *holding his face and kissing him*
Heracles*Blushing and confused as you pull away*...
Apollo*Sitting next to Heracles, spraying mint into his mouth happily expecting you to kiss him*
Aztec!Y/n*Turning to see Poseidon and going up to him with open arms*SYYYYY!~
Poseidon*Allowing you...to dip him and kiss him, a tiny smirk as he in the corner of his eye sees his butt-hurt nephew*...
You kiss...Ares, Hermes before anyone can properly react, Hades has to hold his laughter at your quick thinking as you finish kissing Aphrodite, everyone but Apollo and Zeus-
Aztec!Y/n*Patting APhrodite's hand for departure, pulls away with a strut out the door* Always a pleasure~
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Aztec Deity Y/n being an animal lover...but big on cats...and dog lover hades...
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risingphoenix87 · 3 months
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God, it's been a while, but...The Triumphant Return of Villainous Found Family Incorrect Quotes!
Charles: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Prof. Callaghan: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Charles: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Prof. Callaghan: Is it working?
Hans: Are you packed for the trip?
Syndrome: Yup.
Hans: Then where are your bags?
Syndrome: All I’m bringing is a good attitude and a sense of adventure.
Hans: A change of underwear might be nice…
Randall: When did you become a hero?
Turbo: Um… the moment I saved you from getting killed.
Randall: You’re the last person on earth I wanted to rescue me.
Turbo: Well… sucks to be you, don’t it.
Hans, to the squad: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you’re doing it all wrong.
*Ernesto is fighting a monster* 
Dawn: Just stay calm! You already have everything you need to beat it! 
Ernesto: The power to believe in myself!? 
Dawn: No, a knife! Stab it! 
Randall: Next time I'm at the pet store, I'm gonna take a hamster and drop it in the scorpion cage. I wanna see what a hamster's face looks like when it goes, "oh, fuck." 
Charles: *closes a cabinet* 
*a crash is heard behind the cabinet door* 
Dawn: What was that? 
Charles: The sound of someone else's problem. 
Ernesto: Live fast, die young, leave behind a pretty corpse! That’s what I always say!
Prof. Callaghan: You should say something else.
Charles, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.
Prof. Callaghan: I will short out the language center of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.
Gothel: Are pigeons drones?
Syndrome: What? No, I'm trying to sleep.
Gothel: Think about it. How come you've never seen a baby pigeon? And why do you never actually see a pigeon nest? Because they're DRONES!
Syndrome: *Crying* Please let me sleep...
*Gothel is talking about her past*
Gothel: I guess it was that day I came home to a cold, empty house, devoid of light and love, and I knew then that my sorrows would only grow.
Dawn: Gothel, this is the saddest life story I have ever heard! And you haven't even covered the teen years!
Hans: Oh, I'm sure it gets better!
Gothel: Ha! No, at eleven, things really took a turn for the worst.
Syndrome: When I see really attractive people like Hans, I just laugh because I know if we lived in the Aztec culture, he'd be sacrificed for his beauty.
Charles: I mean, that's one way to cope with not being attractive.
Turbo: Works for me.
Randall: Happy Throwback Thursday! Here’s a throwback to when Turbo ate an entire tube of lipstick.
Turbo, whining: But why would it be cherry-flavored if you can’t eat it?!
Randall: Gothel and I are so close we even share a toothbrush.
Gothel: We what?
Prof. Callaghan: Unfollow me if you think the Earth is flat.
Charles: *seriously pretends to be a flat-earther to antagonize the anti-flat-earther.
Turbo: *neutral but makes polls to start fights, "Is the Earth flat? Let's discuss!"*
Dawn: *not a flat-earther but makes "the Earth may be flat but this ass ain't" jokes for viral tweets*.
Ernesto: *actual flat-earther.*
Prof. Callaghan: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.."
Charles: I saw you.
Prof. Callaghan: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Ernesto in a turkey costume.
Dawn: Hey, Ernie! Did you know you're my BFFLWYLION? 
Ernesto: What the hell is that supposed to mean? 
Dawn: Best Friend For Life Whether You Like It Or Not. 
Ernesto: 
Ernesto: That’s one way to say it, I guess… 
Gothel: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire. 
Dawn: But what if something else happens just this one time. 
 Phoenix: Good. Thanks, dad.
Charles: You just called Bob “dad”. You just said “thanks, dad.”
Phoenix: What? No, I didn’t. I said “thanks, man”.
Prof. Callaghan: Do you see me as a father figure, Phoenix?
Phoenix: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure ‘cause you’re always bothering me.
Charles: Hey! Show your father some respect!
Syndrome: We’re about to do the taser challenge. You want in?
Dawn: What's the taser challenge?
Turbo: We tase each other, then drink.
Dawn: How do you win?
Syndrome: What are you, a lawyer? You want in or not?
*The Squad cleaning up* Hans: Pick up the nearest piece of trash and throw it away. Randall, to Dawn: Okay Bellwether, which bin do you wanna go in—
Syndrome: Last night, I had a dream about sandwich pizza.
Dawn: What?
Syndrome: It was pizza with bread on the top and the bottom.
Dawn: So a calzone?
Syndrome: You can’t just name things I dream up.
Hans: My life is a mess.
Randall: Hans relax, go get a beer.
Hans: I don’t want a beer.
Randall: Who said it was for you?
Prof. Callaghan: Uhh.. Dawn just asked if we want to…
Prof. Callaghan: “Fell the mighty before their time and display their carcasses in our homes?”
Randall, not even looking up from his phone: She’s asking if you wanna cut down Christmas Trees.
Prof. Callaghan: Oh, that makes more sense.
Randall: Could you be any more annoying?
Gothel: Yes.
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cafeconbrujeria · 2 years
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All his Engines / City of Demons : How these people did Mickey T Dirty (adapted from my IG)
Generally, I feel that magico-religious syncretism is an inherent human quality--potentially one of our best. Furthermore, I feel like most dissenting opinions on this are just, like, wrong, like straight up historically incorrect. Something something, agricultural metaphors, crop rotation, fertile soil. A mage's melanin count determines neither their power nor their specialty.
But SOMETIMES...sometimes the white people ARE in fact up to some White People(tm) shit.
There is no reason a white person can't write a banging depiction of indigenous gods. Example: Mike Carey wrote this amazing Hellblazer story back in '05 called All His Engines (pictured above: a plot critical page). It's one of my all time top Constantine stories. It contains one of my favorite contemporary takes on Mictlantecuhtli.
In '19, it's released as an animated adaptation--Constantine: City of Demons. Fine. Dandy.
They do violence to John Constantine's character, of course. They make him a fucking idiot, because men in fiction are all stupid now. It's the rule. Fine! Whatever.
BUT THEN
They do THE THING I hate. the very thing. the failure of intersectionality, racist thing.
They fellate themselves for being woke because female characters are talking to each other.
MEANWHILE.
they just make Mictlantecuhtli weak as hell.
The hierarchy of power is clear and this fucking dollar general knock off piss ass mage who can't take on a nameless demon
kills a fucking GOD.
This wish dot com version of Constantine who is, again, an idiot, who can't solo even ONE demon.
kills a fucking GOD.
on his OWN.
not through trickery! just straight up power v power.
Because Mictlantecuhtli is, ultimately, a Latino male in this story, and the zeitgeist is that Latino men must never, ever win. The message is always that any fucking white dude is better than you--to say nothing of any white woman. Frankly, I'm amazed they didn't pull a Star Wars and have a purple haired forced feminist icon lecture Mictlantecuhtli on, idk, the patriarchy.
Listen. Good ol Mickey T is not a small time fun time god. Mickey T is a fucking powerhouse on several continents. Mickey T is MOST DEFINITELY present in LA, demographically speaking a hugely Mexican place. Mickey T is HUGELY powerful in his pantheon, and the culture his pantheon is from was wildly dominant for a long, long time. we call it the Aztec EMPIRE for a reason.
But the story logic here. the story logic of who beats who is so fucking stupid.
MICKEY T!
Mictlantecuhtli! God of the underworld! Receiver of untold sacrifices! a GOD!
bottom of the fucking power structure. in a way he's not at all in the comic.
they also name drop vodou and don't even give us a fucking veve, let alone a loa appearance. I was willing to rate this 10/10 if the Baron showed up and ate Nergel but NO. not even a veve, fuck you. not that the Baron WANTS to be in this, I'd guess, but what the fuck.
you do this to Mictlantecuhtli?!?! you disrespect his name? you shit on Latino men even when they're fucking skeletons and GODS? fucking hell. fuck you.
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godsofhumanity · 5 months
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Tezcatlipoca: Come on, you have to sacrifice your life. I'm not asking you to do anything I wouldn't do. Tecuciztecatl: You? You'd sacrifice your life for the good of everyone else? Tezcatlipoca: No, I'd sacrifice YOUR life for the good of everyone else.
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mythos-soup · 7 months
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Loki: So, everyone, what does a story NEED? 
Tezcatlipoca: A character! 
Hermes: A setting! 
Set, a gleam in their eyes, in a near-whisper: REVENGE.
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mythological-mayhem · 7 months
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Aztec Gods Incorrect Quotes
*The Aztec gods trying to have dinner*
Quetzalcoatl: Tezcatlipoca, could you pass the salt?
Tezcatlipoca: Quetzalcoatl, could you pass away?
Huitzilopochtli, whispering to the other gods: This is normal.
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h0bg0blin-meat · 11 months
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Quetzelcoatl: Good morning. Tezcatlipoca: Good morning. Xolotl: Good morning. Tlaloc: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit. Huitzilopochtli: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!
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15pantheons · 2 years
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Tezcatlipoca: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.  Huitzilopochtli: I witnessed the dumb stuff.  Quetzalcoatl: I recorded the dumb stuff.  Xolotl: I joined you in the dumb stuff.  Xipe Totec: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF! 
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Psilocybe Cubensis History/Taxonomy List by Taylor Yates of SporeSwaps
*This is an estimated/working list, not every known variety will be here and some information may be incorrect. New varieties are constantly being isolated, named, and/or crossed. Please note that this list may have multiple mistakes in it, all of the origin and historical information on this list is what we found in our research to be the most credible and believable. All of this information is supposed, if it’s not from the originator themselves. Most if not all originators/iso’ers were reached out prior to releasing this list for permission and clarification of their work and name. If there are any mistakes, we do apologize, please reach out to a SporeSwaps admin to resolve and fix any issues in this list. If you have any other information of differing stories or origins of any of these varieties, please reach out as well. I would also like to note, the term landrace iso refers to a variety that was originally found/collected in the location in which it is named. Mush love to all, and to all, love mush. - Taylor Yates*
● A+ (A-Strain)- originally marketed by Ralphsters Spores, also known as A-Strain
● AA+ (Albino A+)- mislabeled albino, leucistic A+ supposedly originating from Ralphsters Spores
● Alice- AA+ iso, unknown originator
● Acadian Coast- reportedly isolated from Louisiana coast
● Alamo- Albino Amazonian, iso’d by James Block and Jason Redman
● Alacabenzi- supposedly a hybrid of ‘Golden Teacher’ Cubensis and Psilocybe Mexicana, unknown
originator
● Albino Chodewave (ACW)- albino iso of OG Chodewave credited to Uncle J, PJ Holder, Dustin Fischer, Eric Gillium, and Adam Toney
● Albino Monkey Dick/Dong (AMD)- APE iso by Nichy Myco and Suzie Greenberg
● Ajax- little to no information was found about this variety at all. It is mentioned in early
blog threads, so it is suspected to be an OG almost lost variety
● AMAK (Albino Melmak)- a true albino Melmak TP iso by Dave Wombat
● American Mystic- MagicMyco cross of PE6 x Purple Mystic
● AMVP- albino TAT x Melmak cross by Jik Fibs and Dave Wombat
● APE- albino PE, apparently originated from Sporeworks and/or Shroomery user Workman, some say APE is a cross of PF Albino x PE and others say it is an albino iso of PE, an albino PE iso is most credited as correct
● APER- APE revert iso by Jake Oncid
● Argentina- landrace from Argentina
● Australian- apparently iso’d from a wild fruit in southern Australia, these rumors are
not confirmed however
● Avery’s Albino- iso’d albino Cambodian by Albinous White and Robert Young
● Aztec God- a Mexican variety, unknown origin suspected around Mazatec
● B+- commercialized cube by Mr. G, originally marketed as a Cubensis/Azurescens hybrid
● Ban Hua Thanon (BHT)- from John Allen, Thailand
● Ban Nathon Dhupatamyia (BND)- from John Allen, Thailand
● Ban Phang Ka (BPK)- from John Allen, Thailand
● Ban Thurain (BT)- from John Allen, Thailand
● BeePee- B+ x PE cross, not related to TidalWave or MagicMyco
● Bilbo- TAT x Melmak cross iso by MycoMama Angela and Fahthyr O Blivion
● Blue Jay- TAT x Melmak iso by Jik Fibs
● Blue Magnolia Classic (BMC)- originally iso’d by two Shroomery users from Mississippi
● Blue Magnolia Rust (BMR)- rust spored iso of BMC, by Mycotopia user Cue? questions over originator
● Blue Meanie (cube)- named by Keeper after Pan Cyan nickname, many say this was just a marketing loy
● Blue Moon- TAT x Melmak cross iso by Jik Fibs
● Brazilian- landrace from Brazil
● Burma- from Yangon, Myanmar, apparently gifted to John Allen who then iso’d
● Cambodian- landrace from Cambodia
● Chitwan- landrace from Nepal
● Chocolate Krinkle- Mr. Krinkle x El Choco cross by Dave Wombat
● Chodewave (OG CW)- stabilized cross of Tidal Wave x APE originated by Uncle J (Raymond
Midichee), different iso’d phenotypes such as Loaves, Scylla, and ACW.
● Clockwerk Orange- TAT iso by Dave Wombat
● Colombian Rust Spore (CRS)- Colombian, rust spored, sold by Sporeworks as B+ for brief time, from
Shroomery user Workman
● Colorado- legend has it this variety was iso’d from a wild fruit in Colorado, this rumor is highly debated and questioned as Colorado does not have a climate suitable for Cubensis
● Corumba- landrace iso from Brazil
● Creeper (Keeper’s Creeper)- namesake iso by Keeper
● Crooked Mystery- originated from an unlabeled mystery swab and iso’d by Dave Wombat
● Daddy Long Legs- not much credible info available, maybe an iso/rename by Willy Myco, Keeper, or
Ralphsters. Apparently originally marketed by Ralphsters Spores
● Destiny- very little to no credible info available on this variety, maybe a suspected
Keeper/Willy Myco rename or iso?
● Eclipse- MagicMyco cross of Tidal Wave x Peacock
● Ecuador- landrace from Ecuador, some dispute this
claiming Cubensis does not naturally grow there or was
introduced to the region by man
● El Choco- B+ iso by Dave Wombat
● Elephant Dung- from John Allen, Thailand
● Emerald Gates- Melmak OG
x Pearly Gates iso by James Cruz
● End Game- TAT x Melamk cross iso by Jik Fibs
● Enigma- sporeless yet stabilized blob-like mutation of Tidal Wave, also known as TidalWave 2
● E-Froot- Enigma revert iso by Dave Wombat, known to throw albino and pigmented fruits
● Entheogen Explosion- little to no information available, apparently originally available from
PremiumSpores
● Escondido- landrace iso from Puerto Escondido, Mexico
● Eyelike- TAT x Melmak cross iso by Jik Fibs
● F+- also called Florida White, commonly leucistic iso, unknown originator
● Falbino- apparently a cross of PF Albino x F+ by Shroomery user The Chosen One
● Fiji- landrace apparently from the island of Fiji
● Gandalf- TAT x Melmak cross iso by MycoMama Angela and Fahthyr O Blivion after initial cross by
Jik Fibs
● Ghost- TAT iso by Jik Fibs, further iso Ghost Rider
● Golden Halo- muddled history, some claim these originated from a wild Jamaican sample, some claim this was iso’d from a wild fruit from Gulf Coast USA in 2012 by GoldenHaloSpore Company, others say this is an iso of CRS credited to Shroomery user Morelman in 2015, in other words, we may never know the true origin of Golden Halo
● Golden Mammoth- little history, many say this is a B+ iso/rename by Mr. G, some say these drop rust or gold spores
● Golden Teacher (GT)- generic commercialized cube, some say originally from the coast of Georgia, USA, unknown originator, some say Mr. G
● Great White Monster (GWM)- apparently, iso’d from a chemically altered white fruit, also apparently a cross of Puerto Rico x AA+, some even say that GWM is just an iso of AA+, questions over originator
● Ground Zero- Leng x Choda cross by Dave Wombat
● Guadalajara- landrace from Guadalajara, Mexico
● Gumby- Melmak TP iso by Dave Wombat, same origin as AMAK
● Hanoi- from Vietnam, iso credited to John Allen
● Hillbilly- isolated from a wild Alabama fruit, unknown originator
● Huautla- landrace from village Huautla de Jiménez in Mexico
● Illusion Weaver- apparently a Keeper iso/rename
● Jack Frost- TAT x APE cross by Dave Wombat
● Jedi Mind Fuck (JMF)- unknown origin, possible Keeper or Willy Myco iso/rename but there is little to no credible information available on this variety.
● John Allen (Allen Strain)- namesake variety brought back and iso’d by John Allen from Thailand, commonly confused with species Psilocybe Allenii, also named after John Allen
● KAPE- KSSS x APE cross, unknown originator
● KSAT- KSSS Squat x TAT cross by Dave Wombat
● Koh Samui Classic (KSC)- from Hua Thanon, Thailand, originally credited from John Allen
● Koh Samui Super Strain (KSSS)- iso of KSC, questions over originator, various phenotypes from ‘peyote’ to ‘squat’
● LAPE- Long APE, iso by Nichy Myco and Suzie Greenberg
● Leng- squatty GT iso by Dave Wombat
● Leucistic Treasure Coast (LTC)- iso originated by Luna Morningstar
● Lex Luther (Cream Lex Luther)- originated and iso’d from wild samples by Berserker Genetics, Cream Lex Luthor known to be leucistic iso
● Lipa Yai- iso from Lipa Yai, Thailand, credited to John Allen
● Lizard King (LK)- iso’d by Shroomery user Lizard King, apparently from Gulf Coast, USA
● Loaves- stabilized phenotype of Chodewave (TW x APE) credited to Uncle J
● Lucid Gates- Melmak OG x Pearly Gates iso by James Cruz, same cross different iso of Emerald Gates
● Mak 120- Melmak OG iso by Taylor Yates and Luna Morningstar
● Mak/AA- Melmak OG x Avery Albino cross, most likely unstable Avery Albino
● Malabar- landrace from the Malabar Coast in India
● Malaysian- from Malaysia, credited to John Allen
● Mars- apparent iso by Shroomery user fishlevelmidnight, unknown location
● Mazatapec- landrace from Mazatec, Mexico
● McKennai- supposedly a PE hybrid/cross by Terence McKenna, not much other credible info available
● Melmak Revert- reverted Melmak iso, unknown originator, possibly Edible Earth Fungi
● Melmak 118- Edible Earth Fungi Melmak OG Iso
● Melmak (Melmak OG or Homestead PE)- PE iso originally from the Homestead Company, bought out, renamed from Homestead PE to Melmak, and distributed by Alf in 2017, many say Melmak is the closest to the OG PE genetics available now
● Melmak TP (Thick Penis)- Edible Earth Fungi Melmak iso
● Menace- iso’d from Texas by Shroomery user lostfreddy
● Mexican Albino- leucistic cube mislabeled albino, from Mexico and credited to John Allen, originally marketed by Ralphsters Spores
● Mexican Dutch King- found in many coffee and head shops in Amsterdam, many credit this variety to a lost European High Times vendor
● Mexicube- some say this is an iso by Mr G, others say this is a Keeper variety, suspected Mexican origin
● Moby Dick- leucistic cube, some say this variety is just renamed AA+ and others say its a cross of AA+ x GT, originator unknown
● Mr. Krinkle- TAT iso by Dave Wombat
● MVP- TAT x Melmak cross by Jik Fibs and Dave Wombat
● Nezuko- MagicMyco iso of Namuang Thailand
● Normak (Normac)- apparently a Melmak/PE iso by Reddit user SjKoD, iso’d from a 3 gram fresh sample
● Nutcracker- Yeti (TAT) iso by Myco Clay and Strictly Spores
● Omni- Melmak OG iso, known to throw blob like mutations, originated by Steven K
● Orissa India- from India, credited to John Allen
● Palenque- landrace from Palenque, Mexico
● PE6- cross of PE x Texas Gulf Coast (TGC), credited to Shroomery user RogerRabbit
● Peacock- Magic Myco cross of Tidal Wave x Aztec God x AA+ (some say Avery Albino
instead of AA+, unconfirmed from source)
● Pearly Gates- Melmak x TAT Cross iso by TAT Syndicate member Michael Montgomery
● PES Amazonian (PESA)- from the company Pacifica Exotica Spora, likely originated from Colombia, originally marketed as a Cubensis/Azurescens hybrid, some say the A in PESA does not stand for Amazonian but rather Azurescens
● PES Hawaiian (PESH)- PES headquarters was based in Hawaii, named this iso after their home State
● Penis Envy (PE)- an alleged iso’d mutation originally from the Amazonian rainforest credited to both Terence McKenna and Steven Pollock in the 1970’s, much debate with Rich Gee being true originator (see Hamilton Morris interview)
● PE+- an apparent cross of PE x B+, unknown originator
● Penis Envy Hawk (Hawk PE)- MagicMyco cross of PE x Mazatapec
● Penis Envy Uncut (PEU)- apparently a cross of PF Albino x PE, credited to Shroomery user Workman
● PF Albino- unstable albino PF Classic iso, originator believed to be Professor Fanaticus
● PF Classic- iso named after famed Professor Fanaticus, apparently originally marketed by the Homestead Company
● PF Redspore- rust spored PF Classic iso, unknown originator, suspected Professor Fanaticus
● Phobos- albino Mars iso by Mycocat Genetix
● Pink Buffalo (PB)- from Thailand and credited to Milo Zverino, named after rare pink buffalo, apparently found on water buffalo dung
● Plantasia Mystery- apparently an outdoor grow/isolation by The Grow Room, from a Thai cube, some have rumored this to be a Cubensis/Azurescens hybrid
● Puerto Rico (PR)- landrace from Puerto Rico
● Purple Mystic (PM)- an iso from Plant City, Florida by hroomery user blackd0ve420
● R44- apparently originated and iso’d by Ralphsters Spores and associates from wild American samples
● Redboy- red spored iso/cross by Shroomery user Roger Rabbit, apparently an OG almost lost variety, legend has it that modern day Redboy comes from a Roger Rabbit snake venom cross of a true red-spored cube and Puerto Rico
● Riptide- TAT x Tidal Wave cross originated by Berserker Genetics and Seven Del Gato
● Roatan Honduras- apparent landrace from the Roatan island off Honduras
● Roger Rabbit (RR)- leucistic TAT iso by Kilor Diamond
● Rusty Whyte (RW)- cross of AA+ x Colombian Rust by Shroomery user PastyWhyte
● Scylla- stabilized phenotype of Chodewave (TW x APE) originated by Uncle J
● Shamans Gift- very little is known of this variety, some suspect this to be a Keeper iso
● Shakti- Albino Malabar iso by MycoMama Angela and Fahthyr O Blivion
● Shooting Star- Keeper iso, not much known other than that
● South African Transkei (SAT)- reportedly from South Africa, not much documented
● South American- from Venezuela, apparently introduced into the region by man
● Sporeworks PE (SW PE)- standard isolation of PE by Sporeworks, known to blob and mutate, assumed iso by Workman
● Stargazer- apparently iso’d from a wild sample originally in South America near Incan ruins. Suspected in Peru. This variety is held in high regard by Paul Stamets
● Starry Night- APE isolation by Jeff Hutchens
● Sunny Side Up (SSU)- cross of Melmak Revert x APE by Nichy Myco and Suzie Greenberg
● SyZyGy- OG, almost extinct variety, SyZyGy was the name of McKenna brother’s shop in Hawaii, iso apparently from Terence McKenna and distributed/revived by Free Spore Ring Europe
● Tasmania- landrace apparently from Tasmania
● OG True Albino Teacher (TAT)- albino GT iso by Jik Fibs
● Wombat TAT (WTAT)- OG TAT iso by Dave Wombat
● TAT Black Cap (TBC)- TAT iso by Dave Wombat and Jik Fibs, further iso Harly Quin
● TePe- Magic Myco cross of Tidal Wave x Penis Envy
● Texas Gulf Coast (TGC)- landrace iso from the gulf coast of Texas, unknown originator
● Thai Elephant Dung- from Thailand, credited to John Allen, supposedly found under wild elephant dung
● Thai Lipa Yi- from Thailand, credited to John Allen
● Tidal Wave (TW)- Magic Myco cross of PE x B+, multiple iso’s and variations such as TW4 and TW2 (Enigma)
● Treasure Coast- supposed landrace from Florida’s Treasure Coast, some say Mr. G originated/iso’d this variety
● Trinity- MagicMyco cross of PE x Tidal Wave x Aztec God
● Tsunami- MagicMyco cross of Tidal Wave x Aztec God
● White Teacher- leucistic Golden Teacher, unknown originator
● Wollongong- landrace apparently from Southern Australia, however this is not confirmed and is debated
● Xilo- suspected Mexican origin, not much documented on this variety
● XXX- TAT x Melmak cross iso by Jik Fibs
● Yeti- TAT iso by Jik Fibs, various further isos like Nutcracker, 2.0, King Yeti, Yoda’s Yeti (Seven Del Gato
iso) and Deep End
● Ymir- GT iso by Dave Wombat
● Zillacybin (Zilla)- MagicMyco cross of Lizard King x KSSS x APE
● Z Strain- Keeper iso/rename, many people assume this to be B+ iso
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luxthestrange · 9 months
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RoR Incorrect quotes#186 Humanity always
Aztec Deity You standing against the genocide of humans along with Brunhilde
Zeus: What's More important? Humanity or Us!
Aztec!Y/n*Without battling an eyelash* Humanity
Gods:!?!...
You leave the Council room with the Valkyrie sisters
Shiva: ...Man They didn't even think about it...
The doors re-open and you come in
Zeus: Ha! I see you reconsidered-
Aztec!Y/n*Ignored him and went to grab Heracles, throwing him over your shoulder* Im just taking my favorite stuff before I annihilate you all, Thats all
Heracles*Fighting to off your grip and get down* I-I DONT BELONG TO YOU!!!
Aztec!Y/n:Yes you do~
Heracles*Pouts and doesnt fight as you kick the doors to leave the council room again*...Yes I do
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