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Gina: from time to time I send Charles faxes. From Charles. From the future.

Charles (reading): At 8am today someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, future Charles.

Charles *slaps the coffee out of Jake’s hand*: NO! You’ll thank me later.

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*Jake and Amy setting up an IKEA desk*

Amy: okay so I think we were supposed to run the cables through the back here

Jake: ah yes that would have made more sense

Amy: but I think what we did is fine, right?

Jake: it seems fine to me…but you’ll always know it’s *technically* wrong


Jake (whispering): you’ll always know

Amy: you’re so mean to me

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Holt: Since I'm going out of town for a while, I've left all of you a complimentary bowl of advice.
Holt, picking a piece of paper out of the bowl: For instance, "Jake stop doing that" just applies to everything
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Rosa: I don't want you to think Gina and I are dating, cause we're not. It was purely accidental intercourse
Amy: You had intercourse accidentally? What were you trying to do Rosa?
Rosa: I was returning a book.
Amy: And your pants fell off?!
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Jake: I've got nothing to hide
Amy: You sure about that?
Jake: Yes.
Amy: You can come out Charles!
Charles: You have no proof that I'm here!
Amy: There's a half eaten slice of pizza on the table and a whiff of chocolate chip cookies in the air
Charles: Circumstantial!
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Izuku: Are we gonna be okay at this?

Shouto, holding their newborn son:

Izuku: I mean this entire day felt like a warning from the universe. I almost missed the birth, we had our baby at the precinct-

Shouto, smiling:

Izuku: -a fire fighter touched our child-

Shouto: We washed him off.

Izuku: Yeah, but I’ll always know.

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