Deku: blood lost? it's not lost! it's on the ground over there!!
Bakugou: sit your ass down deku!
Deku: ):
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Bakugou: Ugh, all you pretty boys are the fucking same
Midoriya: …You think I'm pretty?
Bakugou: Oh, like you don't get told that every damn day with your big doe eyes and cute little freckles. Its sickening
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Aizawa: So from what I’ve been told, the body swap quirk will last about a day or two.
Izuku, in Bakugo’s body: Well, that’s not too long.
Bakugo, in Izuku’s body: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, NERD!
Aizawa: Just calm down, do you two have any advice for each other to avoid any issues?
Bakugo: Tch, stay away from hot places, nerd. You’ll make my quirk go off by accident.
Izuku: Uhhh, oh. If you hear seven dead people talking to you at night, just ignore them.
Aizawa and Bakugo:
Bakugo: What?
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Bakugou: *laying on the floor*
Kirishima: so… Midoriya said he liked you?
Bakugou: yeah
Kirishima: and you… asked him to marry you…?
Bakugou: yeah
Kirishima: did he freak out?
Bakugou: I don’t know. I ran away before I scared him away even more
*meanwhile*
Deku, bursting into the dorms: GUYS HOLY SHIT I’M GETTING MARRIED
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Izuku: Do you think that the universe brought us together on purpose? Do you think we were always meant to be soulmates?
Katsuki: Oh my god shut up and go to bed! We have our hero certification test in the morning you damn nerd!
Katsuki:
Katsuki: *whispers* but yeah, fine, we're soulmates ok? Don't make it weird.
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this probably happens a lot
extra: hey, where's midoriya and bakugou?
1A: *points outside* over there
extra: thanks—*sees them and pauses* ...what are they doing?
1A: *exasperated* flirting
midoriya and bakugou:
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Aizawa: Did you have to stab him?
Midoriya: You weren't there, you didn't hear what he said to me.
Aizawa: What did he say?
Midoriya: He said, 'what are you going to do, stab me?'
Bakugou: To be fair, I would have stabbed me, too.
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Katsuki: IZUKU, YOU ONLY HAVE TWO CHOICES, EITHER YOU MARRY ME OR I MARRY YOU! SO WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?
Izuku: This is our first date, Kacchan.
Katsuki: That's not an answer.
Izuku: ...
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midoriya: i am a nice person i think.
bakugo: what the fuck? of course you are-
midoriya: BUT.
bakugo:
midoriya:
midoriya: i think that i'll start throwing rocks at people that are mean to me.
bakugo:
bakugo: marry me.
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Endeavour: What's wrong?
Midoriya: I'm in love with an insane blond who is completely out of my league.
Endeavour:
Endeavour: Well, that's embarrassingly relatable.
Shinsou: Yup.
Midoriya:
Midoriya: We should start a support club.
Aizawa, creating a groupchat: Way ahead of you.
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*The Squad is on a hike*
Uraraka: It’s beautiful out here.
Todoroki: And quiet.
Kaminari: Too quiet.
Kirishima: Did we lose someone?
*cut to Bakugo with a bear in a headlock and Izuku ready to fight*
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Bakugou: Oi Deku, why the fuck do you keep looking at me? Stop doing it
Midoriya: Oh Im sorry! You just look really pretty
Bakugou:
Bakugou: Damn right I do. You may continue
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Quirkless Analyst! Izuku AU
Izuku: You know there are 42 different ways that Chargebolt can be killed in battle if he didn’t practice long-distance attacks?
Bakugo, just woke up and eating cereal:
Bakugo: I thank God everyday you didn’t decide to take the villain path.
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Bkdk incorrect quotes part six
Kachann : Did it hurt when you fell-
Izuku: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-
Kachann : No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Izuku: …
Kachann : You just laid there for 15 minutes.
Kachann : Fight me!
Izuku: gets on one knee and pulls out a ring
Izuku: Fight me for the rest of our lives.
Kachann : I am so strong. I am the number one hero. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness—
Izuku: Hi.
Kachann : melts down in a flustered heap of softness
Kachann : Laughs Izuku, you had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing—
Izuku: We’re married?
Kachann : I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Izuku: Wow. They sound stupid.
Kachann : But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
Izuku: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Kachann : I guess you’re right. Hey Izuku, I love you.
Izuku: See! Just say that!
Kachann : Holy fucking shit.
Izuku: If that flies over their head then, sorry Kachann , but they're too dumb for you.
Kachann : Izuku.
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Deku: we should play spin the bottle! I’ll go first
Deku: well haha looks like I have to kiss Kacchan
Mina: but you didn’t even spin the bottle—
Bakugou: shut the fuck up Pinky, rules are rules
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