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raeofgayshine · 2 years

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Jason: I could take Killer Croc

Dick: In a fight?

Jason: …

Dick: In a fight, right Jason?

Jason: … No comment

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skynapple · 2 years

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Tim: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you've lost throughout your life time.

Dick: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thanks for finding this!

Jason: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years!

Dick: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Jason: Mental stability, my old friend!

Tim: Guys, could you lighten up a little?

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solarflare211 · 1 month

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peak damian and batfamily interaction is him using overly formal vocabulary and syntax AT ALL. TIMES. he will never not be proper. even a few years into living at the manor and with all the colorful dialogue styles there, he still talks like he’s 53 and some sort of medieval noble. this is especially funnier whenever he has any sort of normal familial interaction. like:

damian: todd i have come to make a request of you.

jason: what?

damian: i was hoping you’d acquiesce to my demands of having you read me your favorite book while i prepare for slumber.(liked he used to when damian was a baby)

jason: you want me. to read you a bedtime story??

damian: tt. of course not. you reading the book and me preparing for bed are entirely coincidental. i just desire to hear your interpretation of the authors message and the voices you use when narrating.

jason: ….sure, kiddo. go brush your teeth and i’ll be there.

damian: thank you. i shall see you in my chambers.

bonus points for entirely monotone delivery like see this shit just makes me go off it’s so funny

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nightwolf14292 · 11 days

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I like to imagine that if any of the Bat-Kids are out in public, whether they be getting food, shopping, patrolling, just walkin' around, whatever, that if they see the Bat-Signal pop on it's an unspoken rule between the siblings that they have to throw on their costume and try and find/deal with the trouble before Bruce gets there. Just to annoy him.

Batman: "Commissioner Gordon! I got here as fast as I could.. What's the situation?"

Commissioner Gordon: "Oh, Batman, thank you for coming.. It's alright, though, it's already been taken care of by these fellows."

*Gestures to the side where there's a couple of muggers sitting tied up next to Nightwing(He has pink, glittery shopping bags hanging all over his arms), Red Hood(He's rummaging through the bags Nightwing is holding, trying to find the black nail polish he just bought to touch up his nails after the fight), Red Robin(He's sipping a cup of coffee that he accidentally stole because he ran out of the cafe so quickly that he forgot to pay), and Robin(He's chowing down on a kids' meal from Bat-Burger)*

Batman: ...

Batman: *Subtle annoyed glare*

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cardinalcheerio · 2 months

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I imagine that the Batkids go out for food every once in a while.

So there they are all sitting at the restaurant, when dick goes to pay and accidentally uses one of Bruce's cards.

They get back to the cave to bruce freaking out, everyone is like "IDENTITY BREACH AHHHHH" y'know.

And the next day a paper comes out, "Bats steal Brucies Credit Card!"

From then on they use Bruce's cards for snacks in the field and gotham just accepts that

1. Bruce funds the Bats

2. They take it from him

3. Bruce and Batman dated and Batman stole his credit cards and gave them to his kids.

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fleur-dans-la-nuit · 2 months

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Jason, to Bruce: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside

Dick, smirking: Yeah, now that you mentioned it, I noticed that too

Bruce: …

Bruce: I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...

Tim: *Loudly sips tea from a bowl*

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rad-batson · 11 months

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The BatKids and Their Most Viral Tweets :D

Guess who just got their degree last week (me, besties woohoo)

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youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff · 5 months

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Dick, at the police station: hi, i'm here for jason.

officer: last name?

Dick : .....ah. you must be new.

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ev-arrested · 7 months

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Dick and Jason are the type of siblings to have a literal fucken fist fight, and then the next day they’ll be like:

Dick, showing up to Jason’s apartment and handing him a book he borrowed: hey so I finished it. Can I borrow the next one in the series?

Jason, going to get the next book: yeah, word. What’d you think by the way

And then not even a week later, they’re back to fighting again.

Like this is their version of sending tiktoks or texting a fucken game of 8-ball immediately after a spat.

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batfamhyperfixation · 4 days

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Bruce, running his plan for an undercover operation past the batkids chillin in the living room while post-‘knowing secret identities’ Bernard is there: -and then we will hustle the information out during pool, start stakes low and give them a false sense of security before winning

Bruce: obviously Tim will do that part

Bernard: Tim sucks at pool tho? He can barely make any in and, hell, I made it into culinary school with how many times I was sent to the kitchen to shoot after he hit the cue ball in

Dick: Tim? Our Tim? The one who wins every time? Who was the cause of the rule in the mansion against us ever playing pool

Damien: such a baby, gets stabbed one too many times by sore losers and just has to ruin it for the rest of us

Duke: Tim has hustled all of us outta so much money that at this point it is a part time job for him

Bernard: ??? Tim never wins against me?

All turning to Tim:

Tim, face completely red: he- he always gets so excited when he is winning and he just looks so cute- and his trash talk is basically just flirty banter- and it’s not my fault when he looks like THAT

Tim, shrugging: he just has an unfair advantage over the rest of you, like maybe if any of you were attractive you would start winning pool more too

Jason: and he wonders why he’s been stabbed so many times

#idk whether Tim is purposely losing to Bernard or just getting too flustered he fumbles every time #either way the bat kids are pissed #Tim was so bad bernard honestly has a hard time believing the batkids until they start showing him the videos of Tim doing amazing shots #batfam #batkids #tim drake #bat family #incorrect batfamily quotes #bernard dowd #timber #timbern #bi tim drake #tim drake headcanon #incorrect batfam quotes

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49311grayson · 1 month

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[Batfam] Weapons

Damiam: I'm off to school!

Dick: Hold on, Dami. No sword in school. Hand it over.

Damian: What? Why?

Dick: You can't go to school with a sword.

Damian: It's my right to have a protection with me! It makes me feel safe.

Dick: Yes, but not for other students.

Damian, rolling eyes: Fine! This is stupid.

Dick, take the sword away: Thank you. Have fun!

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*After the door closed

Jason, smuggles Damian a knife: Don't tell Dick.

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*After school

Jason: I'm here to pick Damian up.

Teacher: Oh uhhh Damian is in detention.

Jason: He's in what?

Teacher: He misbehaved during class and he's now being held in a room for an hour after school.

Jason: I know what detention means. I mean what did he do?

Teacher: He brought an knife to school and—

Jason: That's illegal?

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*After detention*

Jason: I thought we talked about exposing your weapons in public.

Damian: That stupid kid started first! It's supposed to be a little paid back.

Jason, sarcastic: So you decided to stab that kid in front of people? Great job. Jason: Next time, do it in some where more private.

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*Back to the Wayne Manor

Dick: I heard you were in detention today. What on Earth did you do?

Damian: I accidentally poked someone.

Dick, shocked: You stabbed someone?! I told you not to!

Damian: Ok, I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.

Tim, mocking: Well, not surprised.

Dick: But I confiscated your—— Jason! You're not supposed to give Dami a goddamn weapon!

Jason: Why not? Back in my days, I always carried a knife with me. It's not a big deal.

Bruce: You What?!

Jason: See? Even the old man didn't know.

Dick, sighs: Don't tell me you've done the same thing Tim.

Tim: Of course not. But I do have a taser. Just in case.

Dick: Oh my god!

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headcanonthings · 5 months

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Bruce: So this is my first son, Dick and then we have my second Jason. Then we have Cass, Tim, and Duke. Then we have my youngest Damian. The Justice League: Bruce: Then we have the Steph and Barbara who aren't my kids but really are. The Justice League: Oh come on! Bruce: Then there's Harley, Jean-Paul, Helena and - The Justice League: OH COME ON !!!

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the-glass-is-actually-full · 1 year

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Damian: I swear, no matter how long I've been friends with people, there's always someone who's surprised that I'm left handed. Jason: You're left handed?!? Damian: Damian: *Punches a wall*

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incorrectbatfam · 3 months

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Bat-Cow: Where are Ace, Titus, and Haley?

Alfred the cat: They’re playing hide-and-seek.

Bat-Cow: Where?

Alfred the cat: I don’t think you get how this game works.

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cardinalcheerio · 2 months

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Half the time I'm like, "can we have jason todd media not all about his death"?

Then I realize. If I died I would never shut up about it.

"Can you get up and grab that for me?"- absolutely not. My legs are tired from death.

"Will you go to the store with me?"- leaving the house?!? What if I die AGAIN.

So yeah, anyone who thinks jason talks about his death too much. Be honest. We'd all do the exact same thing.

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greenapplebling · 8 months

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Dick: Hey, B. I need-

Dick: Uh...

Bruce, laying on bed with Tim dozing off at his side and Damian on the middle being cradled like a baby: Tim came here to sleep and Damian got jealous

*like 10 minutes ago*

Bruce: Damian, Tim came here to sleep. Would you like to join us?

Damian, who just came to ask something:

Damian: Alright, father

*present*

Tim & Damian: *share a look*

Dick: ... *takes a picture*

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