Bruce: While I’m gone, Jason, you’re in charge.
Bruce: *Whispering* Kori, you’re secretly in charge.
Jason: I’m gonna be honest here…
Bruce: Is that wise?
Jason: No, but I’m gonna do it anyway.
Jason: I blame myself.
Bruce: I blame you too.
Bruce to Dick: Since I’ll be gone for a while, I’ve left you all a bowl of complimentary advice. For example, “Jason, stop doing that”, just applies to everythin’.
Edward: I don’t know why you’re so afraid. I’ve done this thousands of times. It’ll be fine!
Jervis: Be careful, Dormouse.
Jonathan: That idiot is gonna get himself thrown back in Arkham.
Red Hood, sipping a drink through the slot in his helmet: Probably.
Jonathan and Jervis: *wip their heads around to look at him, afraid*
Roy: Did you seriously have to stab him tho
Jason: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what he said to me
Roy: Which is?
Jason: ‘What are you gonna do about it? Stab me?’
Roy: Okay i get that tbh
Policeman, holding a gun to the Joker’s head: tell me where you have the hostages you clown piece of shit!
Joker: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters.
Policeman, cocking the gun, tears streaming down his face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU!
Jonathan: I’m cold.
Ivy: Not as cold as my heart.
Jonathan: Ivy, this is not the time to debate which of us is more dead inside.
Jonathan: I’m in a good place right now.
Jonathan: Not emotionally. Just hanging out with Harley.
Bruce: people are always wanting to talk about e-boys and e-girls.
Bruce: but no one wants to talk about
Bruce: Captialsim is a fundamentally flawed system-
Therapist: So… how long has it been since you’ve hung out with friends?
Damian: 27 fortnights
Therapist: I think I see the problem
Robin!Jason: *Does some shit*
Bruce: Minus 5 points.
Bruce: I began to score your behaviour. When you’re on 100 points, I’ll take you on patrol.
Robin!Jason: Oh, cool. What’s my score?
Batman: goes back to the batcave surrounded by robin costumes
Batman: sees Tim’s costume and gets flashbacks
Batman: You were a good robin.
Batman: drives on his batbike
Batman: Tim went way too far, killing my son merciless. He was a child.
Batman: stops his bike at the manor and get flashbacks of him torturing Tim
Batman: Is this my fault?
dick: what’s up timmy what’s wrong?
tim: i have senoritis.
jason: you… dropped out?
tim: for living. i have senioritis for living.
dick, on the phone with a therapist: yeah great, friday will work for him! thanks! have a good one!