Tumgik
#incorrect bbc merlin quotes
olli-is-a-fish · 1 year
Text
Gwaine: If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con'
Merlin: And the opposite of 'progress' is 'congress'
Gwaine: Then the opposite of 'consitution' must be-
Arthur: Let me stop you two right there
292 notes · View notes
epsilonwolf1983 · 8 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Another one of the incorrect quotes I find hilarious (~˘▾˘)~
107 notes · View notes
gwainesbarbrawl · 1 year
Text
Merlin : Hey, if I painted one drawing, does it mean I'm an artist?
Gauis : I guess you need a couple of paintings to call yourself an artist
Merlin : Cool! And if I cooked only one meal in my life...that doesn't mean I'm a chef, right?
Gauis : Yes, I suppose so. Why are you asking me this?
Merlin *nonchalantly* : So if I accidentally killed one person that doesn't make me a killer right?
Gauis : no I guess you would need a bit more practice- wait, WHA-
354 notes · View notes
Merlin: Look guys, I need help.
Gwaine: Love help?
Arthur: Financial help?
Gwen: Emotional help?
Morgana: Help moving a body?
[Everyone looks at Morgana]
Morgana: What?
708 notes · View notes
tribute-doll · 2 years
Text
Merlin: is visibly upset
Arthur, awkwardly smiling: oh cheer up, won't you?
Arthur:
Arthur: punches him in the arm
221 notes · View notes
galaxy-pengu-in · 2 years
Text
Merlin: [In narrator voice] If Arthur doesn't say "I'm King of the world" within an hour on that boat we have a problem.
Arthur [Within 5 minutes of getting on the boat] I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!
281 notes · View notes
meringue-fish · 2 years
Text
Tumblr media
152 notes · View notes
justaz · 2 months
Text
*merlins magic gets exposed in front of the knights*
merlin, magic user: oh fuck
arthur, finally taking this opportunity to pretend as if he just found out merlin has magic after agonizing for the past month on how to bring it up: you have magic?
lancelot, merlin defender, already knew of merlin’s magic: no! i have magic
gwaine, merlin defender, already knew of merlin’s magic, lover of chaos, ride or die: no, i have magic!
mordred, desperate for his hero’s approval bc no matter what he’s done emrys just stares at him with distrust and the poor boy is tired and so close to tears: no…i have magic.
percival, raised by druids and bonded strongly with mordred over that and does Not agree with the persecution of magic in camelot, had an inkling that merlin had magic but no proof: no. i have magic.
*leon and elyan exchange a look, elyan, amused and leon, exhausted, elyan shrugs*
elyan, knows how much gwen adores merlin and completely understands her stance bc merlin…is merlin, down to clown and put on a show, really playing up the dramatics: no! i have magic.
leon, exhausted, has known of merlin’s magic since he stepped foot in camelot, knows of his feelings for arthur and arthur’s feelings for him, knows arthur knows of merlin’s magic and wouldn’t harm him, thinks everyone is being absolutely ridiculous:
*the knights stare hard at leon and even merlin looks slightly offended at leon not jumping to his defense with the rest of the knights, arthur hasn’t said anything and is staring at leon expectantly*
leon, sighing: …no. i have magic.
4K notes · View notes
Y’know that one scene in A Servant of Two Masters where Merlin tells Leon he’s off to kill the king and Leon just laughs
What if Merlin realises how much power that actually has and just starts telling Leon the truth instead of coming up with excuses
Like
Leon: Hey Merlin, where are you off to?
Merlin: Just going to fight a gryphon!
Leon: ha! Have fun!
Or
Leon: Merlin, why do you have highly illegal poison?
Merlin: it’s only poison mixed with alcohol, otherwise it’s just great sidhe repellent!
Leon, chuckling fondly: Alright, as you were then.
Or
Leon: Merlin! Where were you?
Merlin: nowhere interesting, just practicing sorcery.
And Leon believes he’s just keeping the gag going every time.
Which also makes the poetry scene so much better because Leon is used to Merlin being funny, never giving proper excuses and joking about high treason crimes.
So when Merlin is so flustered that he blurts out poetry, the only possible explanation can be that something Merthur is happening and Leon wants no part in it.
It also got me thinking about post Camlan when Merlin and Arthur get back to Camelot (I’m in denial, shut up) when Leon finds out Merlin has magic.
He waits at the gates for Merlin with his arms folded looking like a disappointed mother, then Merlin stops and realises every one of his “excuses” came back to bite him in the arse.
Until Leon has to explain to Arthur that he’s known Merlin is a sorcerer for a while now, but always thought it was a joke because “it’s Merlin”
Merlin: in my defence, I never lied.
Leon: you confessed to multiple crimes!
Merlin: you let me get away with them!
Arthur: huh?
Leon: Sire, I can explain.
Merlin: can you?
Leon: can you?!
I’m tempted to turn this into a fanfic if anyone would want to read it
It’s out now on Ao3 - The One Where Leon Knowingly and Unknowingly Becomes an Accomplice to Treason
3K notes · View notes
Text
Arthur: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out? Merlin: …Have you never taken a shower before?
Merlin, 10 years later: OH MY GOD HE WAS FLIRTING. Arthur, next to him in bed: Merlin, we're married.
1K notes · View notes
olli-is-a-fish · 1 year
Text
Merlin: I want to learn how to use a defensive magic, the Knights in my kingdom are practically useless
Arthur: You.... you live in OUR Kingdom, WE'RE the knights
Merlin: Yeahhh, don't read into that too much
The Knights™: ....
Merlin: ....
212 notes · View notes
epsilonwolf1983 · 8 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
And another. This is too fun to stop lol
20 notes · View notes
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Could not rest until I made this
2K notes · View notes
merlinjoyer · 8 months
Text
Tumblr media
3K notes · View notes
pigfacedbitch · 7 months
Text
Merlin: Have you ever wondered what your future wife is doing?
Arthur: Husband.
Merlin: What?
Arthur: Future husband. And he's about to say 'Ow'.
Merlin: What do you mean- [ Arthur flicks his forehead before walking away ] OW! You're such an ass- WAIT.
more incorrect quotes here!
3K notes · View notes
galaxy-pengu-in · 2 years
Text
Merlin: [Holding a wanted poster about him] Y’know, it’s rather nice to have someone actually care about where you are.
Leon: There’s literally a reward for if you are found for £1,000($1,235).
Merlin: Get it together, Leon, anyway should I report myself? [Stroking beard]
Leon: No, don’t do that!
113 notes · View notes