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#incorrect bees schnees quotes
thepalestrose · 2 years
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Yang: Alright, from now on we’ll be using code names. As the most important, I'll be ‘eagle one.’ Weissy here will be ‘been there, done that’
Weiss: Excuse me!?
Yang: Blake is ‘currently doing that’
Blake: I see no lie.
Yang: Nora is ‘it happened once in a dream’
Nora: Nice
Yang: Jaune... codename ‘if I had to pick a boy’
Jaune: ...Wait, really?
Yang: Don't let it go to your head, vomit boy. And Ruby is... 'eagle two'
Ruby: Oh thank gods
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tupayapsina · 9 months
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Yang, texting: I love you!
Blake: I love you too!
Yang: I love you more!
Blake: I love you more than you love me!
Weiss: I'd love it if you guys didn't do this in the group chat
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scythes-and-roses · 8 months
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Weiss: I'm not having sex with Blake!
Yang: No one would blame you. It's understandable. She's strong and mysterious and sort of compact, but well muscled
Weiss: I'm not having sex with Blake, but I'm starting to think you might be
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goldenamaranthe-blog · 10 months
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Baby and the Bees: Attack
Team RWBY are out on patrol when a horde of Grimm attack the bungalow. Ghira and Winter are trying to stave off most of the horde, but a couple manage to break through their defenses.
Grimm: (inside the house and about to attack the baby in the bassinet)
Fireball slams into the Grimm's side.
Raven: Try it. (holds up Omen with eyes glowing) Your master has taken everything away from me in one way or another, but I am not going to let you take away my daughter's child. So, Fucking try it... I dare you, motherfucker. I double dog dare you to fucking try it!
Grimm: (crouches low and pounces only to be intercepted by a whirling serving tray. It slams into glyphs and gets pinballed through the air)
Raven: (turns to see Kali and Willow standing in the hallway smugly) What?
Kali: What do you mean "what"? Go pick up your granddaughter, Granny.
Willow: We can't kill the Grimm when it's so close to the baby after all.
Raven: (blushing profusely) G-GRANNY?!?!? Who do you- UGH!!! (picks up baby and moves to the side) There! Have fun! (Glances at the baby out of the corner of her eye)
Baby: (smiles up at Raven and starts playing with her necklace)
Raven: 💓💘❤️‍🔥 .......fuck.
(feels Kindred Link activate and connect) Fuck....
Willow & Kali: (murderous staring at Grimm as it falls to the floor)
Grimm: (whimpers pitifully)
Raven: (covers baby's eyes at the sheer carnage) Ooooooh fuck.....
Baby: (blows raspberry) ppppptfuck!
Raven: Fuck!
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schneesisterss · 1 year
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Blake: We need to get through this door somehow, Weiss give me your credit card.
Weiss: Okay.
Blake: Cool, Yang kick down the door.
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rwbybutincorrect · 2 years
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[If Yang never went to Beacon...]
*Weiss and Blake walking down the streets of Vale*
Weiss: Are you following us?
Yang, very visibly following them: No! No, no. I, um...
Yang, walking to the wall and touching it: I was just... I was just looking at this wall, 'cause it's sturdy. It's a... It's a good one!
Weiss: No, you're clearly here for the Vytal Festival. You can't follow us, we're not here to help the competition.
Blake, flirting: She doesn't look like much competition...
Yang, oblivious: I mean, I could be competition, I think.
Blake: Oh, yeah? Then let's go, hotshot, we're gonna be late
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aliyukupin · 2 years
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Weiss: How's the sexiest person here?
Blake: I don't know, how are you?
Weiss, flustered: I-
Yang, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
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itsraith · 3 years
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Blake: What if mayonnaise came in cans?
Yang: That would suck because you can't microwave metal
Weiss: Good morning to everyone except those two
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yacchannanamin · 3 years
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*On a hike*
Blake: It's beautiful out here.
Weiss: And quiet.
Blake: Too quiet.
Weiss: Did we lose Yang?
*Cut to Yang with a bear in headlock*
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gravitywhatgravity · 3 years
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hold on bees schnees nation i think i’m onto something-
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Yang, wearing socks, shorts, a headband, and a crop top that were all a bright rainbow with a pin that is in the lesbian colors that says "women" and a lesbian flag over her shoulders: *vibing to 'Jenny' while playing on her scroll*
Weiss: *suffering sigh* Why does Yang look like she just got barfed on by a unicorn?
Blake: Some guy told her that she didn't look like a lesbian yesterday when he tried to flirt with her.
Weiss: Ah...
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thepalestrose · 2 years
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[ During weekly game night ]
Weiss, fuming: You bribed her to attack me?!
Blake, calmly setting her dessert aside: Bribery is such an ugly word.
Yang, eating Blake's dessert: Look I just want extra dessert, okay?
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tupayapsina · 9 months
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[after a explosion]
Blake, helping Yang stand: Are you okay?
Yang: Yea, I think so
Ruby, from the ground: Oh my gods
Weiss, flat on her back: We're okay too, lover girl
Blake: [embarrassed grumbling]
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incorrectsunflakes · 3 years
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Bees Schnees Ref Sheet
Requested by schneeyoulater on discord! Hope you like it :)
💛💙💜
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cinderfallwaifu · 4 years
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Yang [on her knees]: do you marry me?
Weiss: ...
Weiss: YES! PERFECT
Yang: DO YOU THINK??
Weiss: yes! Obviously Blake's gonna say yes, then you are engaged, you pop the champagne, you drink a toast and have sex on the kitchen floor
Yang; can we-?
Weiss: please don't have sex on MY kitchen floor
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min3nc · 4 years
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Yang: What’s better than a Tsundere?
Blake: A girl that genuinely doesn’t like you!
Weiss, sitting in the middle of them: Shut the fuck up
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