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diamondri · 19 days

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ok but Klaus and Five are Sirius and Regulus variants

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hihomeghere · 5 months

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I’m so normal about them

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topperscumslut · 2 months

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it’s literally him

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itstheghostofmypast · 10 months

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*At Luther's wedding*

Y/N: Bet you three shots he'll cry.

Five: I bet you four he'll throw up.

Y/N: I bet you two shots we'll pull through this too.

Five: seven that we'll all die, love.

Lila: Do they realise this is called alcoholism?

Diego: Shhh...just watch

Y/N: Two shots say you'll be kissing me tonight.

*Five takes two shots, smirks at her blushing face*

Lila: wtf?

Diego: It's giving love.

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thehargreevesfamily · 6 months

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Five: Can you please be serious for five minutes? Klaus: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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friendly-reject · 1 year

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Fuck sake, this is getting annoying

When will writers realise that calling your piece 'Genderneutral' than slapping us in the face with "Good girl" or "Good boy" isn't yk AT ALL GENDER-NEUTRAL, how would you like it if I wrote something and called it 'Female reader' than called you everything gender related under the sun that wasn't at all close to female? You'd hate it wouldn't ya? Cause at this point, ya'll wanna fight istg.

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thehandl3r · 2 years

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The Handler: I’m writing my autobiography. Any tips?

Five: Kill off the main character.

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https-hargreeves · 5 months

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Allison (gets a call): Hello?

Kidnapper: We have your kid…

Allison: Claire?!

Kidnapper: What? No, your son

Allison (relived but confused): But I don’t have a son

Kidnapper (becoming frustrated): The who is the brunet kid who asked me for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and then cussed us out when we didn’t have it?!

Allison: Oh my gosh they have Five!!

Five: I’m right here

Allison: Oh okay good!

Allison:…

Allison: OH MY GOSH THEY HAVE KLAUS!!

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tua-braindump · 1 year

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Luther: okay I called a family meeting because...

Ben: oh my god here we go again, what is it this time? Did you lose your favorite mug? Did someone put the toilet paper the wrong way again?

Everyone stares at Ben while Klaus tries not to die laughing.

Ben: ah fuck, I forgot y'all can hear me now.

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highlyincorrect · 2 years

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Five: Fight me, you bitch!

Sparrow Ben: Oh really, shorty? What are you gonna do, kick me in the ankle?

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Diego: Why’s Ben hobbling around and crying

Klaus: Five kicked him very hard in the ankle

Five: And I’d do it again

#Diego: oh sick nice job bro #sparrow ben IS a bitch #Brellie ben is universally adored and sparrow ben is universally hated in the Hargreeves house #perfectly balanced #as all things should be #the umbrella academy #five hargreeves #umbrella academy #number five #tua #incorrect umbrella academy quotes #the umbrella academy s4 #incorrect quotes #klaus hargreeves #diego hargreeves #sparrow ben hargreeves #ben hargreeves

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fics-and-quotes-andthelike · 7 months

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Viktor Hargreeves: (trying to stop Five from fighting Luther) Well, Five, is there anything you would like to say to Luther?

Five Hargreeves: How do I put this delicately? You’re a horrible hero and nobody likes you.

Ben Hargreeves: (also trying to stop the fight) How about we frame our statement with “When you do this, it makes me feel this”?

Five Hargreeves: When you stop me from trying to save the timeline, it makes me angry.

Diego Hargreeves: (eating popcorn in the background) Also, you’re a horrible hero and nobody likes you.

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nagitosstolenhand · 3 months

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*Reading Viktors book* Ben: "Klaus Hargreeves slutty drug addict"?? Klaus: heh that's original Ben: "TOO DEAD TO FUNCTION????" Klaus: hey- that's only okay when I say it

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hihomeghere · 6 months

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doyoueverstopandthink · 9 months

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umbrella academy characters as my snap memories

luther: me when cleaning my bedding late at night means having to put my bedding on late at night :(

diego: fellas is it bad when u end up seeing barbie with your ex and she doesn't talk to you like at all during the ride over or when you drive her home

allison: shoutout to the random nights where one of my siblings puts plants on the bathroom counter (i don't know why they're here)

klaus: do i get a cartilage piercing in twenty minutes in claire's yay or nay

five: why did you send me a link to online therapy

ben: why did i just hear my brother say "what if we threw a barbie inspired jfk assassination party"

viktor: i was hoping they wouldn't deadname me in the program for today's concert but there wasn't a program at all so it's a win ig

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itstheghostofmypast · 6 months

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Five: If there is one thing I'm thankful for it's-

Diego: Your family?

Klaus: Bloodshed?

Luther: Alcohol?

Victor: Coffee?

Five:...

Y/N: Guys...can we please exchange our vows without interruptions?

Ben *hands Five a gun* arent you glad I'm your best man?

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thehargreevesfamily · 2 years

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Allison: Did you have to stab him?

Diego: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what he said to me.

Allison: What did he say?

Diego: “What are you going to do? Stab me?”

Five: That’s fair.

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