#incorrect bench trio

[i-was-born-a-mistake]

Tubbo: 17-year-old me would be in awe of who I am now.

Ranboo: 17-year-old me wouldn't think I'd get this far.

Tommy: I'd fucking fight 17-year-old me

#tw cussing #tommyinnit #tubbo #ranboo #incorrect quotes #mcyt #incorrect bench trio #bench trio #incorrect dsmp

[dsmpbutbetter]

tommy: i just burned 1500 calories without lifting a finger!

ranboo: what? how did-

tubbo: WHAT THE HELL IS BURNING IN MY OVEN

#incorrect bench trio #bench trio #incorrect dsmp quotes #dsmp #incorrect dream smp #dream smp #incorrect quotes #tommyinnit #ranboo #tubbo

[faye-writes-stuff]

welp here we go again

INCORRECT QUOTES TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Y/n: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday Dream: Wednesay Y/n: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible

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Y/n: Dream, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power! Dream: Well of course I have. Dream: Have you ever tried going mad without power? Dream: It's boring.

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Y/n: Today is a day of running through hurdles. Ranboo: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles? Y/n: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

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Y/n: Ranboo... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Ranboo: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Y/n: Y/n: I wrote sanitize, Ranboo

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Y/n: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail Sapnap: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police

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Y/n: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming Sapnap: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak

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George: Welcome, fellow idiots Y/n: Hello, George George: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot Y/n: You underestimate me

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George: *Gets down on one knee* Y/n: Oh my god, it’s finally happening. George: *Falls over* Y/n: The poison is kicking in.

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Tommy: Change is inedible. Y/n: Don't you mean inevitable? Tommy, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

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Tommy: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Y/n's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out...

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Tubbo: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running? Y/n: Oh, I’m always running Y/n: The question is from what

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Tubbo: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are. Y/n: It’s not a joke. Y/n: *sniffles* Y/n: I’m a legit snack.

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Foolish: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao Y/n: What did you do op? Foolish: A MISTAKE

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Y/n: Foolish... Foolish: Oh no, 'Foolish' in b-flat. Foolish: You're disappointed.

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Technoblade: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE Y/n: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially Technoblade, desperately, as Y/n bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE Y/n: Oh! B positive. Technoblade: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE Y/n:

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Technoblade, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something. Y/n: I saw a squirrel in a tree today! Technoblade, with the tone of someone who is used to Y/n: Outstanding. Technoblade: This is what I’m talking about people.

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Technoblade: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you. Y/n: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Technoblade: Absolutely not.

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i accidentally hit post on this too early so if you saw this b4 it was finished- no you didn't

ANYWAYS enjoy, because the last one got over 300 likes so

ic master list :)

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[khyrrn-v2]

Ranboo: did neither of you think this was a bad idea?!!?

Tubbo: oh, no, we did

Tommy: we just decided to do it anyways

#source: idk #dsmp #dream smp #tommyinnit #ranboo #tubbo #dream smp incorrect quotes #dsmp incorrect quotes #incorrect dsmp quotes #incorrect dream smp #incorrect dream smp quotes #allium duo #bee duo #clingy duo #bench trio #bench trio incorrect quote

[whatmcytsaid]

Tubbo: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Tommy: They do.

Ranboo: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

#incorrect quotes #dsmp #incorrect dsmp quotes #mcyt #tommyinnit #ranboo #tubbo #bench trio #bench trio my beloveds

[beelittle]

I saw a harry potter incorrect quotes thing and the benchtrio hyperfixation immediately kicked in lol

#fanart #dsmp #dsmp fanart #bench trio #c!benchtrio #c!ranboo #c!tommy #c!tubbo #incorrect quotes #incorrect dsmp quotes

[incorrect-dream-smp-quotes]

Tubbo: Are you trying to get Ranboo killed?!

Tommy: ...My answer depends on what your opinion of him is.

#incorrect quotes #dream smp #tommyinnit #ranboo #tubbo_ #bench trio

[incorrect-mcyt-quote-blog]

Ranboo: I have found a foolproof method to determine if someone is truly evil.

Tommy: And that is?

Ranboo: If they dislike Tubbo, they are evil.

Tommy, nodding in agreement: Yeah, okay, that’s pretty sound logic

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[tang0w0tek]

[sharing a safehouse]

Ranboo: How the hell did you two manage to set a lemon on fire?

Tubbo: Microwave for 40 minutes.

Ranboo: Why were you microwaving a lemon?!

Tommy: I read that boiling a lemon helps cover up bad smells, and we wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges but there weren’t any pots.

Ranboo: Did you burn an orange too?! How?!

Tubbo: Microwave for 40 minutes.

#incorrect quotes #dsmp incorrect quotes #dream smp incorrect quotes #dream smp #dreamsmp #bench trio #tommyinnit #c!tubbo #c!tommyinnit #c!tommy #c!ranboo #dsmp ranboo #dsmp #dsmp tommy #dsmp tubbo #dsmp tommyinnit

[tiredellen]

Tommyinnit: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!

Tubbo : Really? Name one law

Tommyinnit: Don't kill people?

Ranboo : That's on us. We set the bar too low.

#dsmp #dsmp incorrect quotes #tommyinnit #tubbo #ranboo #bench trio #incorrect quotes

[tv-g1r-l]

Dsmp as things that have been said at my school! Part 1.

Tubbo: you're not homophobic, right?

Ranboo, joking: ..well, it depends-

Tommy: IT DEPENDS?????? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT DEPENDS?????

#dream smp #ranboo #tubbo #tommyinnit #dsmp tubbo #dsmp ranboo #dsmp tommy #incorrect dreamsmp quotes #incorrect quotes #bench trio

[i-was-born-a-mistake]

Tommy: Are you the person that eats the burger wrapper or not?

Tommy: I quite enjoy the wrapper on.

Tubbo: Naw man, I eat the wrapper then the burger.

Ranboo: Burger wrapper???

#Ranboo is very concerned #incorrect quotes #tommyinnit #ranboo #tubbo #incorrect bench trio #bench trio

[dsmpbutbetter]

*the group getting into the car* ranboo: i’m driving. tubbo, out of view: shotgun! tommy, turning to face tubbo: come on, you had it on the way here- everyone except tubbo: WOAH- tubbo, holding a shotgun: no! i found a shotgun! and I want the front seat! *pumps gun*

#/rp /dsmp #bench trio #incorrect bench trio #incorrect dsmp quotes #dsmp #incorrect dream smp #dream smp #incorrect quotes #tommyinnit #ranboo #tubbo

[faye-writes-stuff]

INCORRECT QUOTES TIME

INCORRECT QUOTES TIME

sapnap, throwing their head into y/n's lap: Tell me I'm pretty! y/n, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are

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tommy: Are you ready to commit? y/n: Like, a crime, suicide, or a relationship?

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y/n: Do you want to know your gay name? ranboo: My... my gay name? y/n: Yeah, it's your first name- ranboo: Haha. Very funny y/n- y/n: *gets down on one knee* And my last name. ranboo: Oh- oh my god.

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dream: Can you cut me some slack, y/n? I’m sort of in love. y/n: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem. dream: I’m in love with you. y/n: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

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tubbo: We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city. ranboo: Well, that was entirely predictable. tubbo: One of them punched a gang member. ranboo: tommy? tubbo: y/n, actually. ranboo: Oh, that was going to be my second guess

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bro should i make a tag for these lmao?

imma make more because yes

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[dsmpincorrectquotesiguess]

Ranboo: I've found a foolproof way to tell if someone is evil.

Tommy: Which is?

Ranboo: If they don't like Tubbo, they're evil.

Tommy:

Tommy: That's pretty sound logic, actually.

#bench trio #tommyinnit #ranboo #tubbo #dsmp #incorrect quotes

[whatmcytsaid]

Ranboo: We need a distraction.

Tommy: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Tubbo, whispering: My time has come

#incorrect quotes #incorrect dsmp quotes #dsmp #ranboo #tubbo #tommy #tommyinnit #bench trio #bench trio my beloveds