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Kai: I swear on my life
Yuriy: You’re life is a dumpster fire, swear on something else.
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Enrique: Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like an angel!
Julia: did you crawl out of a landfill? Because you look like trash.
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Gingka, Benkei & Kyoya: *screaming*
Madoka: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Kyoya?!
Gingka: Wait, why are you asking Kyoya that when Benkei and I are also here?
Madoka: Because Kyoya wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
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Kai: shhh...You hear that?
Tyson: What?
Kai: shh!!
Tyson: what? It's quiet.
Kai: Yes, and I suggest we keep it that way
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Takao: I heard that you have feelings for someone.
Kai: Why, shouldn't a sourpuss have one?
Takao: Well, who is it?
Kai: Umm... Well.... *blushes hard*
Takao: Heyy, come on! *comes close and hits his elbow*
Kai: Doofus! Y-you touched me!
Takao: Tell me who it is, baka!
Kai: The one right in front of me! My friend, and also my arch rival!
Takao: eh?
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Kai: Honey, where shall we go this weekend?
Julia: Maybe, to the beach?
Kai: Nah, something else.
Julia: Umm, to a movie?
Kai: Don't tell boring places.
Julia: I love shopping but this time I'll do with you.
Kai: I'll take you to the beach.
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Hiromi: I'm going to take a shower. Do you care to join me?
Kai: You know there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage.
Kai: If I ever said no to that question, I want you to use it on me.
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ABOUT DAMN TIME by LIZZO
But as incorrect Bey Girls (+Kai) quotes
Ming Ming: It's bad bitch o'clock, yeah, it's thick-thirty, I've been through a lot but I'm still flirty
Mathilda: It's been a minute, tell me how you're healin', Cause I'm about to get into my feelings
Kai Hiwatari: Oh, I've been so down and under pressure, I'm way too fine to be this stressed.
Mao: Oh, I'm not the girl I was or used to be, Uh, bitch, I might be better
Julia Fernandez: In a minute I'ma need a sentimental Man or woman to pump me up, Feeling fussy, walkin' in my Balenci-ussy's, Tryna bring out the fabulous
Hiromi Tachibana: 'Cause I give a fuck way too much, I'ma need like two shots in my cup
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For entertainment purposes, I sometimes play around with an incorrect quote generator. To make it fun, the characters + quote have to be completely random / I can't shuffle names, and they have to make me laugh.
Here are some of my favorites. Hope they bring you a laugh.
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Kai: Sometimes I like to call people by the wrong name to show them I don’t care about them.
Ray: That’s brilliant.
Kai: Thank you, Kenny.
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Max: I dare you-
Kenny: Kai is not allowed to accept dares anymore.
Max: Why not?
Kai: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.
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Kai: Ok so, apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.
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Max: What's worse than a heartbreak?
Ray: Stepping on a cat's tail and not being able to explain that you're sorry.
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Kenny: Just be yourself. Say something nice.
Kai: Which one? I can't do both.
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Kenny: Emily noticed only today that they can label their email inboxes, but they took apart their entire bloody laptop two weeks ago.
Ray: This reminds me of the Emily who couldn’t turn on the coffee maker, but remembers about 500 digits of pi.
Kenny: I’ll be delighted to inform you that this is the very same Emily.
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Kenny: That sounds like a terrible plan.
Ian: Oh, we've had worse.
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Emily: Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?
Kenny: All the time.
Emily: Then you should be used to it by now.
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Emily, to the Squad: If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands!
*silence*
Emily: Damn, y’all depressed as fuck...
Salima : You didn’t clap either-
Emily: SHUT UP!
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Ray, staring at Mariah in a cage: ...Why are they in a cage?
Tyson: Because they growled at me.
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Ian: You’re giving me a sticker?
Julia: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!”
Ian: I’m not a preschooler.
Julia: Fine, I’ll take it back-
Ian: I earned this, back off!
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Bryan: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.
Max: Those are wanted posters!
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Kai: Yesterday, I overheard Max saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Spencer replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.
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Julia: I’m not being weird. Am I being weird?
Tala: Yes, and that’s coming from me.
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Kai: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house.
Ian: Is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?
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Mariam: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.
Salima : Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Emily: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!
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Mariah: Here you go, Emily, a nice hot cup of coffee!
Emily: It's cold.
Mariah: A nice cup of coffee.
Emily: It's horrible!
Mariah: Cup of coffee.
Emily: I'm not sure if this even IS coffee.
Mariah: C U P.
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Mariam: I don’t need to touch grass, I need the fall of capitalism.
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Bryan: Would anyone know any good vendors for professional-quality brass knuckles?
Ray: I know you’re serious, but you say the scariest shit sometimes.
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Julia: Why would you give a knife to Kai?!
Kenny, shrugging: Kai felt unsafe.
Julia: Now I feel unsafe!
Kenny: I’m sorry…
Kenny: Would you like a knife?
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Emily, to the squad: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you’re doing it all wrong.
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Julia: Bryan’s gonna kill me.
Spencer: No, he'll probably make me do it.
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Kai: That's it, you're grounded! Tala, no adventures for you! Mariam, no fighting for you! Ian, no stealing for you! And Bryan... oh my god, is there anything that you love?
Bryan: Revenge.
Kai: No vengeance for you.
Bryan: I was going to say "I'll get you for this," but I guess that's off the table.
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Max: You're violent.
Ian: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.
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Kai: "This bloodline ends with me."
Tala: "That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say 'I'm gay'."
#beyblade#kai hiwatari#beyblade incorrect quots#tala ivanov#yuriy ivanov#because i can#am going to hell haha#beyblade brain rot#i love them so much don't mind me#saw it and thought of him#incorrect quotes#ahem anyway
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Ivan: I don't think Yuriy is very happy with you
Boris: Why do you say that?
Ivan, reading the message: "Dear Boris, I hope this message finds you before I do."
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Tala: you are morally corrupt, you cuss too much, and dangerous to be with!
Bryan: and you point is?
Tala: that's everything I've wanted in a man!
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Yu: Even Yo-Yo and I have been getting closer! The other day, he gave me half of his sandwich!
Kyoya: I mistook him for a garbage can.
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Madoka, meeting Kenta: I swear, you are the most reckless blader I have ever met.
[later]
Ginga: 😁
Madoka: I believe I owe Kenta an apology. You are by far the most reckless blader I have ever met.
[later]
Kyouya: 😏
Madoka:
Madoka:
Madoka: Why me?
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Just let them battle will you...
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i tried using an incorrect quotes generator
Takao: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Rei: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Max: I got distracted about halfway through.
Kai: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Boris: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Yuriy: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
Kai: God, give me patience.
Takao: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Kai: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
Takao: Kai isn’t answering his phone
Rei: I’ll call
Takao: Max and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Kai: Hello?
Takao: I’m an idiot.
Max:
Rei:
Kai:
Kyouju:
Takao:
Kai: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
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