Yelena: What the hell is up with this bow and arrow shit?
Y/N: IT'S NOT A FUCKING BOW AND ARROW. It's a crossbow! I'm not twelve!
Kate: HEY!
Y/N: No offense, Katniss.
Yelena: I love this one. They've got rage issues.
Y/N: [getting in her face] I DON'T HAVE RAGE ISSUES!
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Best person ever!
Cassandra: Where's Harley?
Pamela: Don't worry, I'll find she
Pamela, shouting: Y/N sucks!
Harley, distantly: Y/N is the best person ever!Fuck you!
Pamela: Found she
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Hi can you do a male Red Robin saving Harley Quinn(Margot Robbie)
Y/N breaks into Black Mask’s club…
Harley: oh baby
Y/N knocks out guards and thugs left and right…
Harley simply purrs seductively…
Y/N: baby are you alright?
Harley: you sure know how to rev up your Harley. Vroom vroom (winks)
Y/N: we can solve that at home
Y/N unties Harley and the two quickly escape…
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who is most likely to believe the batkids (based on this post )
Tbh you can't beat these tags by @reineyday
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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 204
Harley: What's this meeting about? Did someone find my meatball sub?
Dinah: A, we would never have a meeting about that. B, you are holding it.
Harley: Oh. Meeting adjourned.
Selina: Isn't there a goddess out here willing to turn me into Medusa so men can't look at me without immediately suffering the consequences?
Ivy: Stop being lazy and relying on gods. Quick dry cement exists, be your own Medusa.
Harley: If you don't have any goddess-bestowed cement powers, store bought is fine.
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UNIT Agent : [The Master/Missy walks up to the UNIT reception wearing a disguise] Can I help you?
The Master/Missy: Why, yes. Yes, you can. I'm here to report a terrible crime.
UNIT agent: And what terrible crime is that?
The Master/Missy : [opens their coat/jacket to pull out their weapon of choice] This one
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(as someone knocks on the apartment door)
Yelena: You said they wouldn't find us.
Kate: Relax. No one knows we're here.
Male voice: Kate Bishop, this is the NYPD.
Kate: Okay. So they know.
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Dinah: Ollie and I are getting married!
Barbara: Don't share your personal problems with everyone.
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If y'all want to date anyone 5'4 and under I'm going to need you to recognize that there is effort involved. They need their outside time, but you have to be willing to stand there with them too because you never know what birds of prey are in the area and it is your responsibility as their partner to make sure they don't get scooped up. Like. That is the bare minimum. C'mon.
Mirax Terrik
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Henry: You stabbed me!
Eddie: Oh, boo-hoo
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Stephanie: So Cass, how's it going with your mom?
Cassandra: Amazing, actually. Just last week she took me shopping. It was really fun!
Stephanie: I meant your bio-mom, Cass. Not Dinah's mom.
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Starbucks
Harley, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots.
Y/N, in line behind her: My God, just do cocaine
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Oliver: seriously you’re dating a knock off of me?!
Dinah: at least he doesn’t make me cry
Oliver: but I’m a billionaire
Dinah: and Y/N gives me home cooked meals and cuddles. A girl needs more than wealth, Queen
Y/N swings in…
Y/N: hey my canary, ready to go?
Dinah: baby I’m ready to sing for you…all night long
For @konstantin609
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Barbara: SO I'M NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN THE WAY I DANCED WITH YOUUUU !
Dinah, following her wheelchairs move: It's as funny the 637th time than the first isn't it ?
Barbs: We danced so much I can't feel my legs anymore !
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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 184
Dick: Over-texter? That's not even a thing.
Cass: Oh really? So you don't remember the time you sent ninety seven unanswered texts in a five minute span?
Duke: My phone vibrated itself off the desk. I think it was committing suicide.
Harley: Don't worry, I'm a doctor.
Harley: *puts a bandaid on Cass then kisses her on the head*
Harley: That'll be four thousand dollars.
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Mermista: What the hell is up with those nails?
Catra: THEYRE NOT FUCKING NAILS THEYRE CLAWS!
Mermista: I love this chick. shes got rage issues
Catra: I DONT HAVE RAGE ISSUES!
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