Grell: Oh my darling bassy~ You and I on Halloween night… We’ll have a little date, collect some souls. Forget about that brat, it’ll just be you and me.
Sebastian: I’m not interested.
Grell: Oh, what a shame. I had found a litter of kittens near my home.
Sebastian: Well, I guess I could reconsider…
Sebastian: Young master, it’s October do you know what that means?
Ciel: it’s spooky season bitches.
Ronald: hey senior! you look a little down, is everything okay?
Will: nothing’s… okay.
Will: Michaelis, circling me like a shark frenzied by chum. The dispatch society, turning into a career-threatening quagmire. An internal affairs investigation casting doubt upon my integrity. And you ask, “is everything okay?”
Will: I am buffeted by the winds of my foes’ enmity, and cast about by the towering waves of cruel fate. Yet I, an administrator, am no longer able to command my vessel, my collections department, from my customary helm, my office. And you ask, “is everything okay?”
Will: I’ve worked the better part of my years in death overcoming every prejudice and fighting for the position I hold. And now I feel it being ripped from my grasp. And with it… the very essence of what defines me as a man.
Will: and you ask, “is everything okay?”
Ronald: yeah, I hear you. My dog has taken over my favorite chair.
Ronald: its like, how did it all slip away?
Sebastian: Ciel made me call people and tell them he was dead to see how they’d react.
Ciel: is she crying? Is she crying?
Sebastian: a little
Ciel: *grabs phone* you should be WAILING, you stone cold BITCH *slams phone down*
Ciel: now call my other grandma
Agni: I think I’m gonna need a bandaid
Sebastian: *sighing* What happened?
Agni: I scraped my knee falling for you
(watching the Noah’s Ark circus)
Sebastian: Entertainment is just a tool that pacifies the masses and leads to the decay and ultimate collapse of civilization.
Sebastian: Let’s clap along!
Ciel: My only talent is breathing.
Sebastian: You have asthma, young master.
Grell: Fire at will!
Sebastian: oh, gladly.
William: oh, shit.
We stan a supportive fan base
Sebastian: God DAMMIT where did Grelle go??
Ciel: Hold on
Ciel: *ahem* Love me, hate me, say what you want about me-
Grelle, in the distance: ‘COS ALL THE BOYS AND ALL THE GIRLS ARE BEGGIN’ TO IF YOU SEEK AMY
Ciel: Found her
Ash/Angela: I could kill you if I wanted
Ciel: So could a human
Ciel: So could a dog
Ciel: So could a very dedicated duck
Ciel: You aren’t special
Ciel: I think the glass is half empty.
Sebastian: I think it’s half full-
Ciel: I think you’re full of shit.
Wrong anime Sebastian
Someone: how many children do you have?
Sebastian: biologically, emotionally or legally? Because there IS a difference