Yuno: Having a sibling is weird. I would not hesitate to ride into battle for Asta but I'd rather die than give him the last of my fries.
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Yuno: *looking at Asta's computer* Password clue: Asta's favourite person?
Yuno: *smirks at Noelle* Sorry, but I think we both know who it is so...*types his name*
Computer: INCORRECT PASSWORD!
Yuno: What?!
Noelle: *starts crying* Oh, this award is more than just me! I would like to thank my mom, my brother, my... *Starts typing her name*
Computer: INCORRECT PASSWORD!
Noelle: What the what?!
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Yuno: In my defence, I was left unsupervised.
William: Wasn't Langris with you?
Langris: In my defence, I was also left unsupervised.
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Years ago
Yami: They say years ago someone cursed this place
*Years ago*
Nacht: Fuck this place
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Finral: Do you guys know what an organism is?
Luck: It’s when you fold paper into stuff right?
Magna: That’s oregano, dumbass
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I have a sister
Leopold: Don’t kill me! I have a sister!
Dante: You think I care about that?
Leopold: No, this isn’t a plea for mercy. It has a warning.
Dante: What?
Mereoleona kicking down the door: ARE YOU READY TO DIE?!
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Vanessa: drunk Yami smokes in the palace. Julius is okay with it but we can't tell Marx.
Finral: way to sober for this not that secret, the other one.
Vanessa: I'm a forest witch!
Finral: puts his head on the table I give up.
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magna: i’m not getting into any more stupid fights with luck
luck: squirrels are a myth
magna: how the FUCK ARE SQUIRRELS A MYTH??
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Asta and Nacht having an argument be like:
Asta:Fine!
Nacht:Double fine!
Asta:I taught you that!
Nacht and I taught you everything else
Asta:THEN WHY DON'T I KNOW ANYTHING!!??
Nacht:.....
Yami:Because your dumb
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My two favorite types of anime are like:
An ancient evil has risen and the only ones who can stop it are these 3-5 mentally ill teens operating at different levels of queerness and insanity. (setting may vary)
and
Hercules, Cu Chulainn and Princess Kaguya come back to life and get an apartment together because rent is expensive these days.
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Klaus: Would you hit your brother for 14,000,000 yul?
Mimosa: I would hit Kirsch in the face with a spinning heel kick for 600 yul
Yuno: I would slap Asta for two slices of pizza and a cold drink
Langris: You clearly don't have siblings
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Asta: Look, if you guys see from my perspective-
Noelle: crotchs down slightly
Yuno: On his knees
Yami: Sits on the floor
Asta:...
Asta: I hate all of you.
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Klaus: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.
Yami: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Finral isn’t
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Propose
Yami: I would like to propose..
Charlotte, already turning red:
Yami: An idea.
Charlotte: *Drinks tea disappointingly*
Yami: That we should get married
Charlotte: *Chocks on tea*
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Luck, writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.
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Two types of couples
William: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!
Yuno helping leo onto the counter:
Noelle Pushing asta off the chair so she can go on it:
William: As you can see there are 2 types of couples
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