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#incorrect black clover quotes
awakefor48hours · 1 month
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Yuno: Having a sibling is weird. I would not hesitate to ride into battle for Asta but I'd rather die than give him the last of my fries.
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kcuf-ad · 10 months
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Yuno: *looking at Asta's computer* Password clue: Asta's favourite person?
Yuno: *smirks at Noelle* Sorry, but I think we both know who it is so...*types his name*
Computer: INCORRECT PASSWORD!
Yuno: What?!
Noelle: *starts crying* Oh, this award is more than just me! I would like to thank my mom, my brother, my... *Starts typing her name*
Computer: INCORRECT PASSWORD!
Noelle: What the what?!
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oxygenpdf · 9 months
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Yuno: In my defence, I was left unsupervised. 
William: Wasn't Langris with you? 
Langris: In my defence, I was also left unsupervised.
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Years ago
Yami: They say years ago someone cursed this place *Years ago* Nacht: Fuck this place
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chishiyas-wig · 9 months
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Finral: Do you guys know what an organism is?
Luck: It’s when you fold paper into stuff right?
Magna: That’s oregano, dumbass
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bl4ckb1rd · 2 years
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I have a sister
Leopold: Don’t kill me! I have a sister! Dante: You think I care about that? Leopold: No, this isn’t a plea for mercy. It has a warning. Dante: What? Mereoleona kicking down the door: ARE YOU READY TO DIE?!
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starlightshadowsworld · 9 months
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Vanessa: drunk Yami smokes in the palace. Julius is okay with it but we can't tell Marx.
Finral: way to sober for this not that secret, the other one.
Vanessa: I'm a forest witch!
Finral: puts his head on the table I give up.
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gwthr · 2 years
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magna: i’m not getting into any more stupid fights with luck
luck: squirrels are a myth
magna: how the FUCK ARE SQUIRRELS A MYTH??
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snowcrystaltodoroki · 2 years
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Asta and Nacht having an argument be like:
Asta:Fine!
Nacht:Double fine!
Asta:I taught you that!
Nacht and I taught you everything else
Asta:THEN WHY DON'T I KNOW ANYTHING!!??
Nacht:.....
Yami:Because your dumb
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My two favorite types of anime are like:
An ancient evil has risen and the only ones who can stop it are these 3-5 mentally ill teens operating at different levels of queerness and insanity. (setting may vary)
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Hercules, Cu Chulainn and Princess Kaguya come back to life and get an apartment together because rent is expensive these days.
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awakefor48hours · 11 months
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Klaus: Would you hit your brother for 14,000,000 yul?
Mimosa: I would hit Kirsch in the face with a spinning heel kick for 600 yul
Yuno: I would slap Asta for two slices of pizza and a cold drink
Langris: You clearly don't have siblings
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kcuf-ad · 11 months
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Asta: Look, if you guys see from my perspective-
Noelle: crotchs down slightly
Yuno: On his knees
Yami: Sits on the floor
Asta:...
Asta: I hate all of you.
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oxygenpdf · 10 months
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Klaus: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.
Yami: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Finral isn’t
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Propose
Yami: I would like to propose.. Charlotte, already turning red: Yami: An idea. Charlotte: *Drinks tea disappointingly* Yami: That we should get married Charlotte: *Chocks on tea*
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chishiyas-wig · 9 months
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Luck, writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.
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bl4ckb1rd · 2 years
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Two types of couples
William: THE FLOOR IS LAVA! Yuno helping leo onto the counter: Noelle Pushing asta off the chair so she can go on it: William: As you can see there are 2 types of couples
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