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[daddiesdrarryy]

Regulus: James is going to take me to miniature golf tonight

Sirius: Oh! Well, I guess for you, that’s like regular golf

Regulus: Short jokes? Really, Sirius? You’re, like, a quarter of an inch taller than me

Sirius: Yeah, and don’t you forget it

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[sjprongs]

Remus: Wow I can’t believe you’re Sirius’s brother

Regulus: Neither can I it’s an ongoing investigation

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[toujoursincorrect]

Narcissa: Did you beat up those kids?

Bellatrix: No, they apologized.

Andromeda: I heard screaming.

Bellatrix: That was the apologizing.

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[girlboss-nahi-girlbas]

Regulus: i accidentally indulged in too much 'me time'

Regulus: turns out, I've been reported missing for six months and presumed dead by most locals and national authorities.

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[loislame84]

Cissy: so you fancy girls?

Bella: Well, that is sort of an entry-level requirement for being a lesbian.

Andy: lesbianism 101

Cissy, turning towards Hermione: you as well?

Hermione: I took the required courses.

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[freeviolets]

The Black brothers but its things me and my older brother have said/done part 10

Regulus: dickhead

Sirius: what?? What did i do??

Regulus: i dont know i just feel like i haven’t insulted you in a while

Sirius:

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[house-of-lefay]

Barty: Hi Reg, you look nice today!

James: *aggressively pushing Barty away* Hi REGGIE you look nice EVERYDAY!

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[autumns-dusk]

Sirius: I’m sleepy.

Regulus: Did you go to sleep?

Sirius: . . .

Regulus: The night before?

Sirius: . . .

Regulus: The night before that?

Sirius: Reggie, why do you have two heads and a unicorn horn?

Regulus: At least the night before that night before that other night?

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[cheeryknots]

Sirius: I had a dream you died :/

Regulus: Nice *high fives*

Sirius: You’ll also be happy to know I was distraught

Regulus: Makes sense. I’m your best friend.

Sirius:

Sirius: Why did you make that sound like an insult?

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[spikybanana]

Remus: Regulus Arcturus Black, S-tier rare magical creature

Peter: danger classification X or XXXXX, it depends on the day

James: treat with loving kindness, but never be caught in the act

Sirius: oh and *especially* take care not to allow near large bodies of water-

Sirius: boy can't swim

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[hxuse-xf-black]

[James Sirius has been kidnapped by Death Eaters] Scorpius: If your brother gets hurt and you don't get his back now, it's gonna haunt you for the rest of your life. Albus: You're right. If James gets killed by Death Eaters, my grandparents' mantel is gonna become like a permanent shrine to him. Scorpius: No, that's not what I meant. Albus: Oh, the thought of it makes me want to puke. Scorpius: You've learned the wrong lesson. Albus: Come on, let's go help the bastard. Scorpius: Don't love how we got here, but we're going where I want.

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[daddiesdrarryy]

James: It’s sweet that you care about Pads so much, Reggie

Regulus: I do. He’s my brother. And I wouldn’t be able to forgive myself if something happened to him and I wasn’t at his bedside to say “I told you so”

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[sjprongs]

Police: Sirius Black?

Regulus: No and if I ever start acting like him KILL ME

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[toujoursincorrect]

Regulus: You have friends and I envy that.

Sirius: You're welcome to share my friends.

Regulus, looking at the Marauders doing something stupid yet again: I don’t want those.

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[girlboss-nahi-girlbas]

James: The stars are beautiful tonight, isn't it?

Regulus: Yeah... You know what else is beautiful?

Sirius: *pops out of nowhere*

James, Regulus and Sirius simultaneously : Remus Lupin.

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[loislame84]

Bella: Hermione is mad at me.

Cissy: what did you do this time?

Bella: why is it your automatic response to assume that I’m to blame?

Cissy: reflex. Go on.

Bella: she’s acting like it’s my fault that acts of service is my love language and all I do is kill people for her.

Andy: what a bitch.

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