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incorrect-sk-universe · 26 days

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Tim: Fuck!

Tom: Who taught my kid that?!

Emma: Not me!

Becky: Not me!

Everybody: *looks at Lex*

Lex: Oh yeah? Blame the fucking dropout, right? It's always the fuck- oh

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fourraccoonsinacoat · 5 months

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Rolan: You know, if you ever get tired of adventuring, you could always come work at Sorcerous Sundries.

Durge: I don't think retail is the right career for me. My rancid blood desires nothing more than to reap death on this world. I am a vile soul, broken beyond repair.

Rolan: Sounds like an average Tuesday around here... We do have an annual employee picnic, though.

Durge: Does that help to soothe the unyielding rage within?

Rolan: *Sad sigh.* No.

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its-short-for-jackalope · 3 months

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no thoughts today, only ✨️memes✨️ (1/3)

Bailey's stripper jacket my beloved

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myheadphonesareneverloudenough · 2 months

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i made more

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incorrectbatfam · 5 months

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Tim: We are going to Best Buy for Black Friday.

Duke: Or as I like to call it, Friday.

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rentumblsstuff · 2 months

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NPMD!Steph: I asked Pete to Pasquali’s on the first date.

AC!Steph: I asked Pete to shower with me.

YJ!Steph: Who the fuck is Pete and why are we thirsty for him? Get a grip, ladies.

NPMD!Steph: Okay, okay, imagine the biggest nerd you can think of?

YJ!Steph: Oh the bow tie kid.

NPMD!Steph: That’s him.

AC!Steph: But then also like make him funny and sarcastic.

NPMD!Steph: Yeah! And sweet.

AC!Steph: And weirdly sexy and secretly jacked and you just kinda wanna break his brain so that the only thing he can think about is pinning you to the wall of the shower even though it’s nasty, so-

NPMD!Steph: Wait the other one is right. Get a grip. Please.

AC!Steph: *shaking* I’ve been stuck at Camp Idontwannabang for a month and he’s the only sane one here other than me. There’s only one thing I’m trying to ‘get a grip’ on around here, and it’s down the shorts that his ‘Virginity Rocks!’ camp tee is tucked into.

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AC!Peter: I broke my leg trying to improvise a weapon to protect Steph and myself.

NPMD!Peter: I almost sacrificed my life for Steph!

TGWDLM!Peter: I STILL HAVEN’T GOTTEN MY HOT CHOCOLATE.

AC!Peter and NPMD!Peter: NEITHER HAVE WE!

TGWDLM!Peter: Also who is Steph and why are we willing to hurt ourselves for her?

AC!Peter and NPMD!Peter: *OFFENDED GASP*

AC!Peter: Imagine you have really low blood sugar and all you have to fix it is fuckin’ raisins… And Steph gives you a chocolate bar. Relief, finally, you can think straight for what feels like the first time in your life. That’s Stephanie.

NPMD!Peter: Imagine an eldritch god tells you that you have to give up what you treasure above all else and you suddenly realize in the worst way possible that your Pokémon cards and comic collection mean nothing to you in comparison, and as weirdly slimy and wiggly fingers brush the hair from your neck, you realize that the girl who’s suddenly become the most important person or thing in your life thinks of you the exact same way and that one of you has to die before you’ve even worked up the nerve to admit to the coolest girl you’ve ever met how you feel. That’s Stephanie.

AC!Peter: … Are you okay?

NPMD!Pete: Better than that guy’s doing.

BF!Pete: I watched a man get kicked in the head until he died… I can still see the bomb falling through the air as I spent my last moments alive with my big brother…

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NPMD!Grace: I can explain!

AC!Grace: YOU HAD A SEXUAL FANTASY?!

PB!Grace: NASTY!! JAIL FOR YOU.

AC!Grace: HELL EVEN.

NPMD!Grace: Wait, no no no! It’s okay, I killed the guy it was about!

AC!Grace: You better have!

NPMD!Grace: But then he came back to life and I had to sacrifice my chastity to send him back, so we had sex in the middle of a football field and five evil gods dragged him to Hell! Also by the way, Jesus isn’t real and it’s up to us to cleanse the earth of all perverts for our new gods, the Lords in Black!

AC!Grace and PB!Grace: …………… WHAT THE FU-

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kairospy · 7 months

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Barty: so are you a top or a bottom?

James:

Regulus:

Barty: ….

James: your sex life sounds so boring

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incorrecthatchetfield · 1 month

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Linda Monroe: We all have our demons

Linda, grabbing a Wiggly: This one's mine

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marvelmaniac715 · 6 months

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I want to see more of Webby and the Lords in Black as just regular siblings, with dynamics like Pokey suffering from forgotten middle child syndrome (which is why I think he wants the loudest voice to be his own) Wiggly trying to act as the peacemaker because he’s the oldest brother (he’s their leader, of course he’s the oldest), Tinky cackling in a corner and being given the side eye by his confused brothers, Nibbly eating everything, Blinky watching all the drama go down and Webby just trying to exist whilst her brothers are mean to her for no reason. Here’s an example of what could go down in the Black and White on a weekly basis:

Tinky: Have any of you seen my Bastard’s Box? I put it down right here and I can’t find it.

Blinky: I haven’t seen it, and I see everything-

Tinky: I know, Blinky, you tell us every day.

Pokey: I think I saw-

Tinky: Shut up Pokey, we’re trying to solve a mystery here.

Wiggly: What’s the problem here? I’m trying to focus, Wiley had a new scheme he was trying to tell me about.

Tinky: Talk to your boyfriend later, we have a crisis here!

Wiggly: He’s not my- never mind, what’s going on?

Tinky *crying*: I lost my box! Teddy Bear’s in there and now he’s all alone with nobody to torture him!

Wiggly: Don’t cry, Tinky, we’ll find it.

Tinky: I bet it was Webby, that stupid bitch is always taking our stuff! I’m gonna go find her-

Pokey: It wasn’t Webby-

Wiggly: Pokey, could you shut the fuck up? Tinky’s upset.

Webby *teleporting into the Black*: I heard you say my name, what do my darling brothers want today?

Wiggly: Did you take Tinky’s box?

Webby: I’m not a monster like you, but now I wish I had because torturing humans is bad-

Tinky: You’re so stupid! Torturing humans is fun, what else is there for us to do?

Webby: Save humanity? Be benevolent gods?

Wiggly: This is why we disowned you, get out.

Webby *disappearing*: Can’t say I didn’t try…

Nibbly *casually strolling in whilst sucking on his lollipop*: What’s going on? I went to get a snack and missed everything. Fill me in, won’t you Blinky?

Blinky: Someone took Tinky’s Bastard’s Box. It’s been a lot of fun watching this, even more fun than Watcher World.

Nibbly: Oh, the box thing? I ate it, sorry.

Tinky *in shock*: You… ate it? How… why… just- what?

Nibbly: It looked like candy, I was hungry, you do the math.

Pokey: Not that any of you care about what I have to say, but someone from Hatchetfield is trying to summon us again.

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notadwarf-planet · 4 months

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hatchetfield text posts pt.3

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incorectquoteswlw · 2 months

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They're both watching the sun set while drinking beer and thinking.

Yelena, looking at the sky: everyone thinks of me as a killer, that's all they'll ever see. It's all Kate will ever see.

Kate, looking at Yelena: You look so pretty, pretty like the sun, I could watch forever, while you shine on everyone

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incorrect-sk-universe · 27 days

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Lex: Today was awful.

Ethan: Do you want to talk about it?

Lex: No.

Ethan: Do you want to order pizza about it?

Lex: Yes.

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onepiecehiperfixation · 4 months

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Shanks *taking care of a very drunk Buggy*: What got you all thinking, dear? Buggy: I wanna be happy... Could you show me how it's done? You look so pretty, pretty like fire. Shanks *smiling softly sitting beside him*: You know a little secret? I could watch forever as you light up everyone. Buggy: Really? Shanks: Yeah, your really the center of my world. Now take nap your so pissed love.

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its-short-for-jackalope · 2 months

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