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[loislame84]

Natasha, holding out the phone: Yelena, it’s your girlfriend.

Yelena, grabbing the phone: Kate Bishop is not my girlfriend. How many times do I have to tell you this?

Yelena, answers the phone: how is my little hawk doing today?

Natasha: at least once more.

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[mamaspidershit]

Murderer: Any last words?

Peter: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest.

Natasha, on the comms: Peter that is the WORST way to distract them.

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[floilee]

Kate: I couldn't sleep last night.

Yelena: Yes, it was very difficult.

Natasha: Does this have to do with these marks on the neck?

Kate:

Yelena:

Kate: Well...

Natasha: It was a rhetoric question, Kate. Rhetoric.

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[1luna1lovegood1]

Natasha: You are going to cuddle me and I will only take yes for an answer.

Y/n: Why does that sound like a threat?

Natasha: Because it is a threat.

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[marvels-bitch-boy]

Emerald Eyes: Rekindling the fire

Natasha joining Y/N outside of the bar they went to

Natasha: That was so hot, Y/N.

Y/N: *dusting off after a fight* I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Y/N who looks drunk and drained

Natasha: *admiring him* I'm so in love with you.

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[incorrectmarvels]

Steve: I have a plan.

Fury: It can’t involve overthrowing the government.

Natasha: Okay well-

Fury: It also can’t involve murder.

Natasha and Steve: We have no plan.

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[marvel-lous-guy]

*Avengers Watching a true crime documentary*

Peter: Why do we give serial killers cool names?

Tony: Huh? What do you mean?

Peter: We give them cool names like "the Zodiac killer". Imagine everyone knowing you as "the zodiac killer"! That'd be awesome!

Steve: What?

Peter: Like, why don't we call them stupid names like "spinach killer" Or "curtain canibal". You wouldn't wanna be called something like that

Nat: I have no idea what just came out of your mouth-

Clint: -no, no. He's onto something

Tony: How, exactly?

Bucky: that's what you think tin boy

Tony: Hey!

Bucky: and your one to talk Mr sparkle tights

Steve: Hey!

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[wingitbold]

Undying Love

Nat: *smirking* You have become a lightweight, Tony

Rhodes: What?

Tony: That can never happen

Nat: So, you, in your full sobriety, confessed of your undying love for me?

Tony: *fumbling* I said those to Pepper.

Nat: That’s what you think.

Tony: *proceeds to delete all footages of that incident while denying all accusations*

Tony: I WOULD NEVER

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[ravensinthedaylight]

Clint: You're such a pussy.

Natasha: I am what I eat.

Clint: *spits out coffee*

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[marvelnatasha]

Yelena: We have fun, don’t we, Barnes?

Bucky: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

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[loislame84]

*Yelena, coming into the house looking nervous.*

Natasha: you okay?

Yelena, shaking her head no: yes.

Natasha, checking her texts after an alert: you kissed Kate Bishop?

Yelena: she texted you?!

Natasha: no Peter did. You kissed her? Finally.

Yelena: you wouldn’t believe what she said to me.

Natasha: what did she say?

Yelena: what are you going to do kiss me or something?

Natasha, chuckling: so you really had no choice.

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[mamaspidershit]

Peter, trying his first ever cup of coffee: I am ENERGY!

Natasha, an avid coffee drinker, on her twelfth cup of the day: Someone slap me awake or I am literally going to fall into a coma in ten seconds.

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[floilee]

Yelena pointing the weapon at hawk: So... are we flirting now?

Kate pointing the arrow at widow: That's usually what I always think about when we're together.

Yelena: But now I'm threatening your life.

Kate: You threaten my life every day, because you own my heart.

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[1luna1lovegood1]

Peter: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Kamala: sober

Kate: Maybe a bit tipsy?

Yelena: Drunk.

Nat: Wasted.

Bucky: Dead.

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[marvels-bitch-boy]

Emerald Eyes: the things we do for love

Y/N and Steve talking during a team dinner

Y/N looks across the room with a soft smile and whispers: I would do anything for her...

Steve looks and sees Natasha playing with morgan

Y/N: I would die for her... *sighs* I would kill for her...

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[topknott]

Kate: *driving to mission*

Yelena: Wow, I'm impressed Kate Bishop! When'd you get your license?

Kate: My what?

Yelena:

Clint, yanking the handle: get me tHE FUCK OUT OF HERE-

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