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#incorrect blue lock quotes
nex-ture · 1 month
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Blue Lock as things people have said in Discord
Ness: I'm sorry for being a little bitch.
Kaiser: Good.
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chodzacaparodia · 1 month
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A typical day in Bastard München
Kaiser: Hey, Yoichi!
Isagi: What do you want, you clown?
Kaiser: Breathe if you love me!
Isagi: ...
Yukimiya: Isagi, for God's sake, take a breath! You're turning blue!
Ness: No, no. Let him be.
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Nagi: I’m not jealous. I just get this weird burning feeling in my chest when I think about Reo with someone else.
Isagi: Yeah that’s jealousy.
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merlucide · 1 month
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Incorrect quote pt2
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Y/N: We have to find my darling husband! I’m so worried about him..!
Friend: seriously, what do you see in that guy?
Y/N: He makes me laugh.
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This applies to:
(JJK) GOJO, itadori, inumaki,
(MHA) KAMINARI, MONOMA,
(KNY) SANEMI, INOSUKE,
(HQ) OIKAWA, KYOTANI, kageyama, tanaka, nishinoya, tsukishima, LEV, kenma, SUNA, ATSUMU, SAKUSA, HOSHIUMI
(BLLK) BACHIRA, isagi, RAICHI, nagi, RIN, SHIDOU, otoya, SENDOU, OLIVER, KAISER, CHARLES
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delusionalpolo · 3 months
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Rin : "That's ridiculous, Y/N doesn't have a crush on me."
Isagi : "Yes she does."
Sae : "Yes she does."
You : "Yes I do."
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Isagi, about Rin: I can fix him.
Sae: Please don't, it took so much work to fuck him up like this.
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annzera · 7 months
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Y/N got a puppy
Kaiser: It's not even that cute
Y/N: Why? Are you jealous?
Kaiser: Me? Jealous? Ha!
Few Moments Later
Kaiser: Listen here you attention thief
The puppy look at Kaiser while panting and and wagging his tail cutely: ARF!!
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heartsforseo · 8 months
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“I know it isn’t good but I wanted to make breakfast for you in bed.”
“I love it”
“You haven’t even taste it.”
“Whatever made by you is good, my love.”
“It’s burnt.”
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wilhelm-laugh · 9 months
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Ego: so these are our top strikers, you can pick anybody you want.
Sae: this is boring. You’re sure you don’t have anyone else?
Ego: we’ve got one more but he’s in… detention.
Sae: What for?
Ego: roundhouse kicking your brother in the face.
Sae: I want that one.
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gwennevlis · 3 months
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Hiori: Welcome to the fuck Isagi Yoichi club, this is a club for people who want to fuck him. But first, a word from our newest member
Kaiser: ...okay so there's been a misunderstanding
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maniacparrot · 2 months
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*Me and Shidou arguing on who is the hotter Itoshi*
Shidou : "Are you blind!? Sae is clearly much hotter!"
Me : "Not with that hairline."
Shidou : "NOW YOU HAVE DONE IT!"
*Sae and Rin watching from a distance* : "Idiots"
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chodzacaparodia · 9 months
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Almost everyone in Blue Lock:
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Isagi: *watches with a smile as Bachira dribbles a ball away from Rin during practice*
Chigiri: Uh oh. Somebody here is having a big fat crush.
Isagi: What? Pft, no I don't! I just think Bachira is a cool guy and a great friend, that's all!
Isagi: I mean, it's not like I lie awake at night thinking about him!
[Later that night]
Isagi:
Isagi: Oh no...
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merlucide · 24 days
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I don’t care if your contagious - Pierce The Veil
“And I don't care if you're sick
I don't care if you're contagious
I would kiss you even if you were dead
Would somebody make me go blind for the rest of my life?
'Cause I'd do anything to hold your hand”
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GOJO, GETOU, NANAMI, ITADORI, MEGUMI, INUMAKI, CHOSO
MIDORIYA, TODOROKI, BAKUGO, KIRISHIMA, HAWKS, DABI, TOGA
HINATA, KAGEYAMA, NISHINOYA, TANAKA, TSUKISHIMA, YAMAGUCHI, MIYA TWINS, SUNA, KITA, HOSHIUMI, BOKUTO, AKAASHI, KUROO, KENMA, LEV, IWAIZUMI, OIKAWA
BACHIRA, CHIGIRI, REO, BAROU, NIKO, SHIDOU, YUKIMIYA, RIN, SENDOU, OILVER, NESS
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ik I didn’t add him but I think this would apply to SAKUSA eventually <3
made March 30th 2024
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verysium · 5 months
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isagi: i made tea.
rin: i don't want tea.
isagi: i know. this tea is for me, not you.
rin: why are you telling me this?
isagi: it is a conversation starter.
rin: that's a lousy conversation starter.
isagi: but we are conversing.
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sasdavvero · 2 months
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via @/shark.spotlight on instagram
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