Shigaraki: I don’t like your accusatory tone.
Y/N: Well I’d use a different tone but I’m trying to accuse you of something
Yeah the dumb mod’s break ends today or whatever
Natsuo, on the phone: So… remember when you told me not to burn down the house?
Fuyumi: You burned down the house!?
Natsuo: No! I had the fire put out almost immediately! This is a success story, Yumi!
Kan, the morning of the first day of school: 5 000 yen says half of Shota’s will be expelled and the other half will be crying
Kayama: My 5 000 yen says the green haired bone breaker will distract him and will be the only one expelled
Yamada: Well my 5 000 yen says that the green haired kid will have enough cinnamon roll energy to distract Sho and nobody gets expelled
Yamada that afternoon, smug af and 10 000 yen richer:
Katsuki: You know what I’ve noticed?
Izuku: That time is a social construct and we’re all just blobs of meat walking in circles until our lifespan runs out?
Katsuki: No. I was just gonna say that the more depressed you are, the funnier you get
Izuku: Oh damn I’m about to become a successful stand up comedian
Katsuki: With your legs? You can’t even stand properly
Izuku: …damn Kacchan, savage
Katsuki: Can’t help it that I’m right about everything all the time
Shigaraki watching the Sports Festival and deciding that Bakugou is one of them like
Hawks, doing a presentation about life as a Pro Hero at UA, trying to warn the next generation like:
Kaminari, internally: Wait, is he into me? Quick, make a bad joke and see if he laughs.
Kaminari: Did you hear the one about the skeleton who couldn’t go to the party? He had no BODY to go with.
Kirishima: Haha that’s really funny
Kaminari, internally: Okay that wasn’t a fair test - that joke’s hilarious.
Yamada: When I brought Shota flowers for our 1st anniversary he looked me dead in the eye and said: “I’m eighteen, Hizashi”.
Kayama, wheezing: I REMEMBER THAT!
Kan: So what I’m getting out of this is that you both are morosexuals.
Present Mic: Apparently at some point when Shota and I were flirting with each other but not quiet in a relationship yet, he asked me how I felt about pet names, to which I replied: “Well you have to call them something”.
Present Mic: The fact that I have managed to end up in a relationship is really a testament to Shota’s patience.
Miss Joke: Eraserhead is morosexual.
Present Mic: Please don’t call him a moron.
Present Mic: …
Present Mic: Wait.
Dabi: Yesterday I overheard Jin saying ‘Are you sure this is a good idea?’ and Himiko replying 'Trust me’ and I have never moved so quickly from one room to another in my life.
Class 1-A: *Hanging out in the lobby*
Izuku: *Runs in panicking* GUYS, I WAS WASHING DISHES AND THE FAUCET WAS LEAKING SO I MESSED WITH IT AND NOW IT’S POURING OUT FLAMES-