Bakugou: Can I sit there?
Kirishima: That’s my lap??
Bakugou: Did fucking I stutter?
Kirishima: How stupid does Bakubro think we are?
Kaminari: sometimes he leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.
Midoriya: [Saves Bakugou]
Bakugou: DEKUU! I DON’T NEED SAVING!!
Midoriya: YOU WERE GOING TO DIE KACCHAN?!
Bakugou: THEN LET ME DIE!
Bakugou: If you want me to listen then get on your knees and beg.
Kirishima: *shrugs Okay. *starts kneeling
Bakugou: No, idiot. I mean you’d have to pray for it cause I’m actually deaf.
Mina: Bakugou Truth or Dare?
Bakugou: Tch fine. Truth.
Mina: Have you ever thought of kissing Midoriya-san?
Bakugou: I meant Dare-
Mina, grinning: I dare you to kiss Midoriya-san.
Bakugou, now panicking: nEVER HAVE I EVER!
Mina: THAT’S NOT EVEN THE GAME!!
*about the bakusquad*
Bakugou: Friendships are weird
Bakugou: I’d give Shitty Hair and Raccoon Eyes my kidney immediately
Bakugou: But no way in Hell are they getting my fucking charger
Natsuo: Everyone told me I’d understand when I’m older.
Natsuo: Well, I’m older now and I understand absolutely nothing.
Natsuo: I actually understand less.
Katsuki: Deku and I are no longer dating
Deku: That is literally the worst way to tell everyone we’re engaged.
Kacchan: Tch what’s this shit?
Deku: I made us matching friendship bracelets Kacchan, but it’s okay, you don’t have to wear it-
Kacchan, protectively: no back the fuck off im gonna wear it forever
Aizawa sensei: You will all behave yourself and not get into trouble. Have I made myself clear?
Todoroki: Yes dad
Todoroki: I mean yes dude
Todoroki: I mean
Todoroki: I’m not looking for a father figure
Hawks : What are your kinks?
Soft Reader : This is kinda out there, but… love and support from people who love me as much as I love them.
Hawks : Corny. Anyways, I wanna be choked-
Kirishima, trips and falls down the stairs:
Kirishima, weakily while lying face down on the floor: ..parkour..
Kacchan, lying next to Deku who is asleep: nice
Deku, still asleep: *snuggles closer*
Kacchan, holding back tears: n i c e
Kaminari: This plan seems complicated
Kirishima: To be fair you once said that about an orange
Kaminari: They don’t make sense!
Kamimari: Apples you eat their clothes, oranges you don’t??
Bakugou: WILL YOU FUCKING FOCUS DIPSHITS
*air horn sound*
*second air horn sound*
Deku: This isn’t deodorant
Iida: I like this whole good cop/bad cop thing you guys have going on.
Deku: It’s not really a thing. It’s more like I’m nice and Kacchan is not.
Momo, during the rescue training: What is wrong with all of you!? Were you dropped on the head as infants!?
Bakugou: Bold of you to assume I wasn’t born this way-
Todoroki: Bold of you to assume I was held.