Bakugou, kicking Kirishima awake: I see you can’t sleep either
Aizawa: Can you pass me the salt?
Kaminari: Huh? The what?
Aizawa: The salt
Aizawa: [Long suffering sigh]
Aizawa: The ocean cocaine?
Kaminari: Yeah sure
Bakugou: I can’t believe you would do something this stupid!
Mina, Sero, Kirishima and Kaminari: I think we can all believe that we can do something this stupid
Shouto: I hope you’re not planning on doing something stupid.
Izuku: I hope you’re not hoping too hard.
Dabi: yes I am healthy *Sips bottle* I’ve had three square meals today
Hawks: Dabi, lunchables are not meals and that thing your drinking? That’s a bottle of whiskey with “Iced tea” written over the label
Dabi: What can I do to please you?! I am drinking a liquid and eating! You got on my ass about not doing those things last week. What more do you want?!
Kurogiri: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you’ll be fined.
Dabi: … Heck.
Kurogiri: You’re on thin fucking ice.
Kurogiri: … Oh no.
Midoriya: Have fun on your trip, guys! Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do!
Bakugou: I thought you said to have fun
Aizawa: I don’t take showers. The thin film of oil protects me from the existential dread.
Mic: Damn I should try that too
Keigo: I told you I was good to drive.
Enji: Dumbass, I drove. You sat in the passenger seat and steered with a paper plate.