Hey look, I got a sudden motivation to finish some Dark Adoption au art lol.
It’s legit just an incorrect quote but it sums up the bullshit DogDay has to deal with
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Hen: How has coming out been treating you?
Buck: Oh, I don't tell people off the bat that I'm bisexual.
Chim: Why exactly?
Buck: Because I like to wait until they say some homophobic shit, and then I laugh and am like, "You know I'm bisexual, right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.
Tommy and Eddie: That's so hot.
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Buck, pushing Eddie against the fire engine and crowding him there: Hi
Eddie: What are you doing?
Buck: Trying to kiss my babygirl good morning
Eddie: We’re supposed to keep our distance at work, remember? Someone will see
Buck, kissing Eddie’s jawline: No one will see. We’re hidden.
Bobby: You are not hidden. Someone did see and that someone would like to speak with both of you right now. In my office.
Eddie: I swear if we get fired, you’re not getting any kisses for the rest of your life
Buck: Awww you’re saying that we’re going to be together for the rest of our lives
Eddie: That’s because we are. You’re not getting rid of me that easy, baby
Buck, giving him heart eyes: I would never wanna get rid of you. I love you, babygirl
Bobby: I am standing RIGHT HERE. Right here.
Bobby, tearing up: And I can’t believe you’re finally together
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Athena: wish Buck could see you doing it
Bobby: I rather see Buck do it
Buck *at the station in a good boy posture with his golden retriever sense*: mom and dad just talked about me ☺️☺️☺️
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Eddie: Repeat after me
Buck: Okey!
Eddie: If it's not perfect on the first try...
Buck: If it's not perfect on the first try...
Eddie: It's a learning opportunity and I get to try again.
Buck: It's trash. I'm TRASH and–
Eddie: ok that's it. I am killing your parents
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Athena: With all the things that keep happening to us on this ship, you'd think Buck had come tagging along with us on the cruise.
Bobby, chuckles awkwardly: Hah, yeah. Wouldn't it be funny if he was somewhere around here?
Athena: ...
Bobby: ...
Athena: Bobby, did you sneak Buck on the ship?
Bobby: I plead the fifth.
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Eddie, visibly nervous: Buck and I don’t use pet names.
Bobby: I see. Hey, how do you say ‘my love’ in spanish?
Eddie: Mi amor?
Buck: Yes, sweetie?
Eddie:
Bobby: Don’t lie to my face ever again.
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Quoting Buddie things incorrectly
Part 72/???
Find more incorrect quotes here.
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Philip Buckley: If Buck was your son, would you have let him become a firefighter?
Bobby: Well, to start with, If Buck was my son I would've given him love and affection when he was a child...
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Buck: Me and Eddie are friends with benefits
Chim: Wh-
Hen: What kind of benefits?
Buck: We get to be each other's best friend
Eddie: and Buck cooks for me and Christopher
Buck: I never have to go to the zoo alone
Chim: I don't think that's what that means
Hen: Wait for it
Buck: and don't get me started on the great sex
Hen: There it is
Bobby: I don't think I have a form for this
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Eddie: This was 100% successful trip
Buck: WE LOST MY GIRLFRIEND
Eddie: This was 300% success trip
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*Buck taking charge during a call*
Buck: We're a team, alright? Ride or die.
Eddie: I'd totally ride you.
Buck: What?
Ravi: He said that he'd totally ride you.
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