#incorrect bohemian rhapsody quotes

[ghostincorrectinternetedition]

Secondo: I’m not saying Freddie Mercury WAS a siren, but have you ever heard someone NOT sing along to Bohemian Rhapsody? It is a six minute song with incomprehensible lyrics that seem to have something to do with murder and demons, five sections that are completely different stylistically, and no chorus. YET, it was number one on the UK singles chart twice, 15 years apart. It is one of the most, if not THE most, popular singles of all time. An absurdly broad swathe of people know it. I have no memory of actually learning it, do you? You expect me to believe there was no magic involved? I rest my case!

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[thewomanwhoboughttheworld]

Aziraphale: ...and this is Crowley. He looks tough, but has a soft heart.

Crowley: Slander! Take it back!

Aziraphale: Dear, you were crying over Bohemian Rhapsody yesterday.

Crowley: ...Listen, it's not my fault that--

Master post here

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[gayastrophilehistoryfreak]

Regulus: What do you do when you feel depressed?

James: I listen and sing along to Bohemian Rhapsody.

Regulus: Why, though? A few of the lyrics are pretty depressing.

James: Well...

*FLASHBACK*

James: *in his room after losing in a Quidditch match*

Regulus: *reading downstairs*

James: " I sEE a liTlLE silHOuEtTo oF a mAn ScaraMouCHe, SCAraMOUche, will you do the FAnDanGO?ThunDErBoLT and liIGHTniNg, very, very friGHTEning mE (Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro magnifico

~~~~~

Regulus: Oh.

Regulus: Right.

~~~~

Listen to that part of the song.

You'll know exactly what I mean.

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[yikes-eliott]

James, arguing about music: but it lasts forever, it’s 6 bloody minutes!

Sirius, who would die for Freddy Mercury: I pity my brother if you think 6 minutes is forever…

#was watching bohemian rhapsody again #but what else is new #james potter #marauders #sirius black #jegulus #incorrect marauders quotes

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

Silvans would LOVE Bohemian Rhapsody.

They would belt it at the top of their lungs (while trying to hide their tears)

Lasgen: Mama, just killed a man!

Legolas: Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead~

Kleoyia: Mama, life had just begun~

Lirion: But now I've gone and thrown it all away!

Thranduil: Mama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry!

Legolas: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow-

Lasgen: Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters~

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Bonus:

Legolas: i sometimes wish i'd never been born at all!

Kleoyia: *epic guitar solo*

the rest of the silvans: Mood

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[burntoutusedcigarette]

Is this Roger's model face or does he just need to sneeze in every picture

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[incorrectjokerout]

*After Nace joined the group*

Bojan: What do we think of Nace?

*Pause*

Kris,sighing:Nice pal.

Jan:I think he's gay.

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Steve: What do we think of Danvers?

Thor: Nice friend.

Tony: I think she’s gay.

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[maleahmercury]

Freddie: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

John: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Brian: I personally was created in a lab.

Roger: I just straight up spawned lol.

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[queenfan221b]

Rami: *Screams*

Gwilym: *Screams even louder to maintain dominance*

Ben:Should we do something

Joe: No I wanna see who wins

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[nottapossum]

idk why, I feel like bohemian rhapsody is such an angel dust song, a lot of people associate it with alastor but angel is the gunman so it fits him like a glove :P

don't judge me I just like Queen XD

I love queen! Lol 😆

Very much an Angel song!

The song is literally about him discovering his sexuality.

And Angel growing up in the early 1900s, would definitely struggle with that.

I can see it being like a duet for Angel and Alastor maybe?

But, yeah. I see it more as an Angel song than an Alastor song.

But here's how the duet would go...

Angel: "Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality

Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see...

I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy

Because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low

Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me...to me."

Than Alastor starts singing somewhere else entirely:

"Mama, just killed a man...

Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead.

Mama, life had just begun...

But now I've gone and thrown it all away!

Mama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry,

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow-

Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters..."

Angel: "Too late, my time has come

Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time.

Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go;

Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.

Mama! ooh!

I don't wanna die!

I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all."

Alastor: "I see a little silhouetto of a man-"

His shaddows: "Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?"

Alastor and Shaddows: "Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me!"

Shaddow: "(Galileo) Galileo, (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro, magnifico!"

Angel: "But I'm just a poor boy. Nobody loves me."

Backround Characters: "He's just a poor boy from a poor family, Spare him his life from this monstrosity!"

Angel: "Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?"

بِسْمِ ٱللَّٰهِ

Valentino: "We will not let you go!

BC: " Let him go!"

بِسْمِ ٱللَّٰهِ

Whoever has Alastor's soul: "We will not let you go."

Shaddows: "Let him go!"

بِسْمِ ٱللَّٰهِ

Whoever has Alastor's soul: "We will not let you go!"

Alastor and Angel: "Let me go!"

Whoever has Alastor's soul: "We will not let you go!"

Angel and Alastor: "Let me go!"

Angel:

"Never, never, never, never let me go-

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Oh, mamma mia, mamma mia

Mamma mia, let me go!"

Alastor and Angel: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me!"

Alastor: "So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?"

Amgel: "So you think you can love me and leave me to die?

Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby!"

Alastor: "Just gotta get out-"

Alastor and Angel: "Just gotta get right outta here!"

Angel: "Nothing really matters...anyone can see

Nothing really matters

Nothing really matters to me..."

Alastor: "Any way the wind blows..."

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Changes the song meaning a bit- but that's part of the fun!

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[garsmacabre]

i don't know, did freddie mercury kill a man?? did scaramouche do the fandango????

#bohemian rhapsody #queen band #freddie mercury #brian may #roger taylor #john deacon #queen incorrect quotes #70s queen

[that-one-enby-ranger]

Halt: What do you think of Crowley? *pause* Pritchard: *sighs* Nice pal. Halt: I think he’s gay.

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[greatkingrat70]

I HAD THIS IN MY DRAFTS SINCE NOVEMBER anyway enjoy

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[the-travelers-hub]

*Lax soldier starts playing the piano*

Serious Soldier: I see a little silhouetto of a man-

The Royal Supports as the PfaNL walks into the Princess’ chambers: Scaramouche! Scaramouche! Will you do the fandango-?

The Royal Supports when a fight broke out between him and the Nobleboy: THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING!

The Royal Supports as the king and princess attempt to break said quarrel: VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME!

Lax Soldier: Galileo!

Serious Soldier: Galileo!

Lax Soldier: Galileo!

Serious Soldier: Galileo!

Both the Lax and Serious soldiers: Galileo figaro!

All of the royal soldiers: Magnificooo-o-o-o-oh-

BNS: I’m just a poor boy; nobody loves me…

The soldiers: HE’S JUST A POOR BOY! FROM A POOR FAMILY!

Said soldiers as he runs off towards Nightmare Tower: SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY-

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[rogers-maraccas]

John: What do we think of Freddie? *pause* Brian: *sighs* Nice pal. Roger: I think he’s gay. Freddie: He is

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