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fever-dreamer97 2 days
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Present Mic: And next up, Bakugo Katsuki! Standing there with a face only a mother could love!
Mitsuki, yelling from the stands: AND I DON鈥橳!
Bakugo:
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Kirishima: Hey man! Did you get the History homework for Mr. Aizawa done yet? We need to turn it in tomorrow.
Bakugo: *pissed* That damn nerd told me it wasn't due until next week!!
Bakugo: *Texts Midoriya furiously*
Kirishima: *Looks over Bakugo's shoulder at his phone screen*...why does Midoriya's contact have a little green heart emoji next to it?
Bakugo: ...
Bakugo: You never saw that. This never happened. And as far as you know - I'm colorblind.
Kirishima: Even if you couldn't see that it's green...that emoji is still a heart dude.
Bakugo:
Kirishima: If you add a red heart emoji to my contact in your phone, I won't tell anyone about this. 馃憖
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cjs-51703 6 months
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Kirishima: Bro, let's play chicken. We spend quality time together and the first one to fall in love loses.
Bakugo: Deal!
**a few weeks later, in the UA dorms**
Bakugo: ...dammit!
Kirishima: Ha! I make you happy!
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alien-slushie 9 months
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Todoroki: Has anyone told you today that you're really annoying?
Midoriya: N-No?
Todoroki: Good, I'm not in the mood to commit murder today.
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After UA bakugou and deku are roommate
Bakugou : "You know... once we get the mattress, we鈥檒l have to break it in."
Deku : "Ahh, I hear what you鈥檙e saying."
Deku : "Mattress trampoline! "
Deku : " Wait no- you were talking about sex."
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Shoto, holding a small bowl of cold soba and eating them with chopsticks: This is my favourite late night snack.
Dabi: I once ate a full lasagna meant for five people with my hands as a late night snack.
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lotstiny 5 months
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Sero: hey can i borrow some tape?
Kirishima: bro
Kirishima: your quirk is literally tape
Sero: oh yeah i forgot about that
Kirishima: ...
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sprite-bite 1 year
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Izuku: Kacchan, we should hold hands so we don鈥檛 lose each other in this crowd!
Katsuki: There鈥檚 no one here but us, idiot.
Izuku, with ofa sparking green around him: Hold. My. Hand.
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Aizawa: Favorite horror movie?
Hizashi: IT
Nemuri: Saw
Oboro: Annabelle
Tensei: High School Musical. After watching it i spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics
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inoxske 1 year
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Bakugo, doing an interview as a pro-hero: What the fuck is smash or pass
Interviewer: So basically, ill show a pic of your friends and you'll tell me if you'd have sex with them basically
Bakugo: ... okay
Interviewer: *picture of midoriya*
Bakugo: pass
*picture of denki*
Bakugo: Pass
*picture of sero*
Bakugo: pass
"picture of minet-*
Bakugo: PAss.
*picture of mina*
Bakugo: pass.
*Picture of Kirishima*
Bakugo: ... What do I say when I would have sex with them?
Interviewer, laughing: You would say Smash
Bakugo: Okay, Smash. Detroit smash this bitch-
Kirishima, watching tv at a bar with Denki and Deku: ... Nah, hes just being silly
Denki and Midoriya: NO HES NOT!
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fever-dreamer97 2 days
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Bakugo, eating: Heh, see hag? Deku can actually make me food once in a while.
Mitsuki: Izuku, don鈥檛 take that shit. You don鈥檛 cook for him until you two get married.
Izuku, takes Bakugo鈥檚 plate away and gives it to her: Yes, ma鈥檃m.
Bakugo: Oi, give me that back!
Mitsuki, slaps his head: You better earn it then!
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*On the way to their work study with Endeavor*
Izuku: Do you like my new All Might scarf, Kacchan?
Katsuki: I hate it.
Izuku: What?! Why??
Katsuki: It's embarrassing as shit.
Izuku: What do you mean??
Katsuki: *Grabs Izuku's scarf and uses it to pull him in for a kiss*
Katsuki: See!? Dammit that made me look so embarrassing!
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cjs-51703 3 months
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Bakugo: All of your existences are confusing.
Bakusquad: ???
Bakugo: Your presence annoys me, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.
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alien-slushie 3 months
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All For One: Okay Seriously, how many Heros do I have to fight?!
All Might: Oh I'm the only one that matters. You messed with my successor and now I'm going to f*ck you!
All For One: ...
Deku: ...
Eraserhead: ....
Endeavor: ...
Nezu: ....
Present Mic: 馃え
Midnight: Well this just got interesting!
Deku, quietly: Its "F*ck you up", All Might.
All Might: Wait, what did I say?
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hellolonelytorment 1 year
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Kaminari: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn鈥檛 see their reflection?
Kirishima: I鈥檝e never considered it but you鈥檙e really shining light on what鈥檚 probably a very serious issue.
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arcpeacegonow 4 months
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Best Jeanist, calling Aizawa in the middle of class
Aizawa picking up because it's Best Jeanist so OBVIOUSLY it must be important
Best Jeanist : What's the correct response to seeing my ex-wife?
Aizawa : I'm sorry, your what
Best Jeanist : My ex-wife
Aizawa : You What?
Best Jeanist : I saw my ex-wife
Aizawa : I'm sorry, you had a wife?
Best Jeanist : Ex-wife now. What do I do? Do I adopt another kid like I did when she said I wouldn't be a good dad?
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