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#incorrect bones quotes
daisywick · 8 months
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Sweets: Agent Booth, why does Dr. Brennan call you babygirl? Booth: How about we all stop talking for a while.
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thirteenth-fangirl · 4 months
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Angela, doing a vlog : Hey guys, today me and my friend are testing hair products
Zack : *sprays hairspray directly into his mouth*
Zack : I can tell you off the bat that this one is not very good
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inc0rrect-chaos · 3 months
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Brennan: Can I ask you kind of a weird question?
Booth: do you ask any other kind of questions?
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vino---delectable · 22 days
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Y/n: You read my journal?
Vincent: At first I did not know it was a diary, I thought it was a very sad, handwritten book.
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shelbgrey · 3 months
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Y/n: Question: If you’re the best woman at your friend’s second wedding, but you were also the best woman at his first wedding, is it okay to start your speech with “Welcome back, everyone?”
Angela: I think Booth would literally kill you. 
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aardvaark · 2 years
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so i used the incorrect quotes generator for Bones (brennan and booth edition)
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bisexualcrowley · 23 days
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Bones characters as unhinged things people I know have said
I made one of these for SVU and it did well, so I figured it's time for a Bones one too :)
Brennan: Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever put a bone back together like it's pieces of a puzzle??
Booth: Don't talk to anyone about killing someone, just think about it in the shower alone
Angela: You underestimate just how hard I can slay in a scientific environment
Angela's dad: I'm naming my child Bombastic Concrete
Hodgins: I'm not saying they're the same person, but have you ever seen bigfoot and Kenny Loggins in the same room? I'm telling you, I'm onto something and the government is trying to cover it up
Zack: I'm studying criminology to learn how to solve crimes. Then, I'm going to use my knowledge of how to solve crimes to commit them.
Sweets: I'd like to perform CBT on my colleague. Cognitive behavioral therapy cognitive behavioral therapy cognitive behavioral therapy not cock and ball tortu-
Cam: There's reasons why I'm the doctor and you're not, and the 0.5 selfie you took with a cadaver is one of them.
Caroline: Did Scott use being on his period as a defence??? Girl what the hell
Clark: If you tell me about your sex like I will kill myself in front of you Daisy: The A in ADHD stands for "annoying" and I wear that title with pride every day <3
Fisher: I don't need sex, life fucks me every day
Vincent: Dude, call me Freddy Fax Bear the way I'm spittin' truths
Wendell: I got tumors for free
Gordon Gordon: You fools. You've been bested. The impostor won, for I have indeed used and abused my British accent to psychoanalyze every person in this room
Arastoo: Do I have "Kenergy"?
Hacker: Don't stop at your will to live, arrest him for being ugly too
Finn: The only people who wish it was still Christmas are people who have functional families; anybody who has a dysfunctional family wishes it was never Christmas again.
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crowsnotvultures · 1 year
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incorrect sab subtitles part (?/?)
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bones4thecats · 2 months
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I haven't done these in a while so...
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At A Staff Meeting... ~ Divus Crewel: I was voted “friendliest classmate” in high school. Mozus Trein: I was voted “most likely to become a clown”… Dire Crowley: You think that’s bad? HA! I was voted “most likely to get rabies”!
When Grim Goes To The ADeuce Duo For Help... ~ Grim: Yuu's mad at me, and I'm not sure why. Deuce Spade: Okay, did you talk before they got upset? Grim: …yes? Ace Trappola: That's probably it.
This Is What Happens When You Marry the Cater Diamond... ~ Cater Diamond: Hey, babe, remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my ADHD meds? Y/N - Reader: Yes? Cater Diamond: Well, it turns out they're all out for the next five days. Y/N - Reader: ... Cater Diamond: It's gonna be a fun week! Y/N - Reader: I'm going to Trey's house. Cater Diamond: Nuh-uh. Through sickness and health, motherfucker.
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familiar-anonymous · 11 months
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Jesper, to Kaz: *drunk as hell* Kaz thinks he knows everything but he has no idea I'm in love with Wylan.
Kaz: *criminal offensive side eye* Shut. Up.
Jesper : Ops! Sorry! My bad.
Jesper, to Wylan: Kaz thinks he knows everything but he has no idea I'm in love with Wylan.
Wylan: Y-you're in love with me?!
Jesper: ...
Jesper: Where the f*ck is Inej when I am talking to her?!
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star-trek-dumb-comics · 5 months
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Star Trek - Strange New Dumb Comics #75
Guess who's rewatching TOS for the gazillionth time ?????
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five-of-cr · 6 months
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amphorographia · 10 months
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Jesper: If a beautiful man or woman disagrees with me I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.
Wylan: Well, maybe you should have principles.
Jesper: You're right, maybe I should.
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she-posts-nerdy-stuff · 11 months
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Someone who didn’t realise I was in earshot: I hate Matthias and I think his redemption arc was stupid because he was evil and he should never have been with Nina because he was prejudiced towards her
Me, pulling a portable projector from my bag and ushering everyone in the vicinity into chairs that just materialised from nowhere as I start handing round a syllabus and producing a binder full of notes: Well, actually -
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Kirk, lying awake at 2 am: Do you think mankind has overstepped it's boundaries? It feels sometimes like we are fighting a war against our very nature as beings- stuck perpetuating the circle of mistakes and insufficient attempts to fix them.
Spock, also awake: It is unclear, Jim. However, part of what makes your species so admirable is your need to continue that circle- so long as you persevere and continue to fix your mistakes, the imperfections can be discounted. Do you think mankind is so undeserving of the sympathy you so pride yourselves on?
Kirk: Do you think-
McCoy, his pillow over his head: Do you think mankind is ever going to go the fuck to sleep?
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leonsgotit · 2 months
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Jim: YOU LYING, CHEATING, PIECE OF SHIT!
Bones: oh yeah? YOU’RE the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do! WELL, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Jim: I’M LEAVING AND I’M TAKING SPOCK WITH ME
Spock, picking up the monopoly board: I believe it would be wise to stop playing
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