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rogers-maraccas · 6 months
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Roger: Hoodie pockets are so great. I can fit like three ham sandwiches and a grenade in there and my hands are still warm.
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verstappenist · 2 years
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😭😭 pls you are so cute
omg hi??? pls just accept me absolutely loving your edits (and the incorrect quotes and just everything really you’re insanely talented)
also long time follower here andhak (i’m pretty sure i followed you all the way back in the borhap/ben hardy days so idk abt you but personally that’s well quite some time ago…)
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radiogagaga · 3 years
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Roger, Brian and John when Freddie came out:
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Joe: *carries groceries with both arms*
Ben: *reaches out to help*
Joe: *switches groceries to one arm to hold Ben's hand*
Ben: That's not what I-Okay.
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Oh hi, thanks for checking in, I’m still a piece of garbage
Paul Prenter
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Gwil: are you big spoon or little spoon?
Ben: I'm a knife
Joe: he's little spoon
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Joe: *after sitting on a whoppee cushion* that wasnt me.
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hey-holtzy · 5 years
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Rami: is there a word that's a mix between sad and mad?
Gwilym: Let me see... Malcontented, disgruntled, miserably, desolated.
Joe: Smad.
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borhapcheesytoast · 3 years
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[The group is separated, trying to survive one night in the woods without each other]
Freddie: Roger is probably running around screaming ‘What’s Up’ at plants.
Roger : OH, WHAT YOU WANT? WOODS!
Freddie: Brian at this point has to have stripped down and tried to become nature.
Brian, down to their shorts: Time to play a game of 'Can I eat you?'. [looks at plant] Can I eat you?
Freddie: And god, I just hope Johns not dead.
John, in a tent: Yeah, this is pretty uncomfortable.
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Freddie: Sorry it took me so long to get here. I broke down on the way.
Roger: Oh, is your car ok?
Freddie: what car, darling?
Roger: ...
Freddie: ???
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bloodcrosses · 2 years
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Brian: Think Roger, how can we raise some money for an album?
Roger: Hmmmm
Brian: Yes? Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Roger: I think so Bri! Wait though, I'm not sure...
Brian: What, why?
Roger: Well, it is a big step, and where are we going to get the guns?
Brian: WHAT!? What are you talking about?
Roger: Oh wait. I might have been thinking about something different.
Brian: ...you thought we were going to rob a bank, didn't you?
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eunoiaths · 4 years
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wow i love queen
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toulouseec · 3 years
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*if Freddie Mercury had social media*
Brian: "Oh Fred, you lost a follower!"
Freddie: "No Darling, a follower lost me!"
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radiogagaga · 3 years
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[Roger in the zoo]
Roger: What are they in for?
Zookeeper: This isn't a prison.
Roger: So they can leave.
Zookeeper: Well, no.
Roger, pointing at a penguin: I bet that one killed somebody.
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Joe: I can't believe you would do this to me, Ben!
Ben: Joe, I swear to God, I didn't cheat!
Joe: Don't lie to me! I can see right through you! We're over!
Lucy: Okay, I think that's enough Monopoly for today.
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silver-salmon15 · 4 years
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Hey, he said he was powerful. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Based on this post from @incorrectborhapquotes
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