#incorrect boston bruins quotes

[lila-rose]

Swayman: Linus, can you help me tie this knot? Linus: Here you go! Swayman: Congratulations on tying the knot! You may now kiss your husband. Linus: You're such a dork, and I love it.

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[swayoftheworld]

Linus: Whatever we do, we must make sure Jeremy is okay. He is just a baby.

Patrice: No he is not...?

Linus: Just look at him, he is literally a tiny baby Sway.

Patrice: Do you realize that he’s only 5 cm shorter than you, right?

Brad: And he’s only 5 years younger than you?

Linus: Oh, how great, even my own team attacks Sway!

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[pastrnaks-sainz]

i have some more incorrect quotes for you maniacs

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[correctbruinsquotes]

David Pastrnak: I'm Pasta and that's short for Pastrnak

Zdeno Chara: I'm Zee and that's short for Zdeno

Torey Krug: I'm Torey and I'm short

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[hockey-more-like]

In the Bruins locker rooms before a game

Brad: Pasta, do you wanna see a magic trick?

Pasta: Sure

Brad: *Shows him a packet of butter* I'm gonna vanish the butter

Brad: 1

Pasta: .

Brad: 2

Pasta: ..

Brad: 3! *Throws butter over shoulder into big Z*

Z: Why did you throw but-?

Brad: SUCH A GREAT TRICK, RIGHT PASTA???

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[incorrectbruinsquotes]

Ritchie: Why is Anders crying?

Jake: He took one of those "Which Bruins player are you?" buzzfeed quizzes.

Ritchie: And? Who did he get?

Jake: You.

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[incorrect-caps-etc]

Patrice Bergeron: You made a lot of people around here very uncomfortable.

Brad Marchand: That’s because they’re a bunch of bitch ass white boys.

Patrice: I hate to break it to you, but you are also a “bitch ass white boy”.

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[flshgordn]

Brad Marchand: Bergy, do you think I’m smart?

Patrice: Oh, is that what we’re gonna do today, we’re gonna fight?

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[notweirdgoalie]

*Bruins family dinner*

Patrice Bergeron: Could you pass the sweet potatoes?

Sean Kuraly: Who knew sugar on potatoes was a good idea? *proceeds to eat three helpings*

Patrice:

The other Bruins:

Charlie Coyle: right?!

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[slafgoalskybaby]

2020 will be year of the rat

Brad Marchand : my time has come

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[n00tn00tmotherfucker]

Probably the locker room before this game...

Bruce: Lets go do that hockey

Pasta: I, personally, will do all the hockey

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[swayoftheworld]

Charlie McAvoy: If Jeremy is the Beauty, does that mean you’re the Beast?

Linus: No, I’m 100% Lumiere.

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[incorrectquotesofhockeyhist-blog]

Brad Marchand: My friends, as always, give me their full support.

The Bruins: You’re doing everything wrong!

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[correctbruinsquotes]

the entire roster: we have a great powerplay. no we don't. yes we do. no we don't. 💛

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[omegastryker]

Incorrect NHL - Stars/Bruins Shenanigans

*Bruins practice facility*

Bruins Coach: Keep your s*** together

Bergeron: Yess mom!!

Coach: I didn't ask for your freakin sassy attitude, now get in there and score!!

Pastrnak: Last one to score buys us dinner!!

Marchand: Why? I could cook us a freakin' Cheese sandwich

Bergeron: You burnt the last one!

Tyler: *giggles*

Marchand: No one asked u to laugh

Tyler: Hey man, I couldn't help it.

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[incorrectbruinsquotes]

*tuukka watching scrum in front of the net* : this is exciting, i hope everyone dies

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