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#incorrect botw quotes
sokkas-first-fangirl · 10 months
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Dorephan: “Link, would you do me the honour of becoming my son-in-law?”
Mipha: “Did you just…propose to Link for me?”
Dorephan: “Someone had to!”
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hero-of-thyme · 10 months
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Link: “Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm going to burn your house down.”
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tinglyalloy · 2 years
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Mipha: Would never stab anyone. Daruk: Would stab someone in retaliation. Revali: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first. Link: Would stab without warning. Urbosa: Would stab as a warning.
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Incorrect BOTW Quote #1
Barkeeper: That's 50 bucks
Link: I saved your life
Barkeeper: That's still 50 bucks
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demiboydemon · 4 months
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He’s small your honor
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People like to romanticize the relationship between Zelda and Link in a whole “destined reincarnated soulmates” kind of way, but am I the only one who thinks it would be more interesting if Link didn’t love Zelda?
Like, think of it. Hylia is a Goddess, basically Hylian Jesus, and she loves this mortal man. A hero who stepped forward to defeat a Devil in the world’s hour of greatest need. But, he didn’t do it for her, he did it for the World. Even when he binds his soul to the Triforce, locking himself in an endless pattern of reincarnation with her against the Devil Demise, it’s not because he loves her. He loves Hyrule and its people.
But that’s okay, maybe in the next life they can be?
But it isn’t. Over and over, Hylia becoming Zelda, Link doesn’t love her. He loves Hyrule. He loves to dance to its music and ride its fields and wants to preserve it against the threat of Demise. He loves different women each time, and sometimes it is Hylia’s reincarnation, but they’re never the core of his heart.
It’s always Hyrule that he loves. From it’s savage and arid deserts to the cold and harsh tundra, he loves it, and steps forward to save it each time.
Duty, he calls it. Responsibility and Purpose, but Hylia/Zelda knows the truth. He’ll never love her the way she wants him to.
Hyrule will always be Link’s first and greatest love.
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bobbincosplays · 1 year
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TOTK is actually just Link fighting Ganondorf for custody of the Giant Horse
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legendofzoodles · 10 months
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Wild: Ancient Sheikah researchers, can you lick the science? 
Zelda (biologist): Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous. Sometimes, it licks you.
Paya (psychologist): Best not.
Purrah (computer scientist): Nothing else has make the code work, so you might as well try.
Symin (chemist): Dear Hylia NO! DON’T!
Robbie (roboticist): The tingle of blue energy on your tongue is how you know it’s working.
Jerrin (astronomer): ...If your dedication to lick Uranus is what gets us to another planet, then so be it. 
Wild: Good to know.
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isasan347 · 6 months
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*legend fighting botw hinox*
L:”HAHA shoot the eye! Works every time!”
Hinox: *covers eye*
L:
L:”WAIT NO YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT-”
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Ganondorf : We could form a beautiful relationship where we benefit from each other. o( ❛ᴗ❛ )o
Y/N with weapon in hand : Not interested. (#`Д´)
Ganondorf : If you do not want to be my master…
Ganondorf : You could be my betrothed instead. (◕‿◕)♡
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sokkas-first-fangirl · 3 months
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Link: "Zelda and I are no longer dating."
Zelda: "Link, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married."
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hero-of-thyme · 10 months
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Sidon: “As a straight man I can objectively say that Link is hot.”
Yona: “As a toaster I agree.”
Sidon: “But You’re not a toaster?!”
Yona: “And you’re not a straight man.”
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athena-theunicorn · 7 months
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Random Hylians on the road: wtf is that kid doing? Link wearing a bokoblin mask in his underwear, setting a camp on fire: THE VOICES.
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incorrectquoteslobby · 9 months
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Link: I slept for almost 100 years but I might still be tired so lets go for 100 more just in case Sidon: Link, that's a coma Link: Sounds festive
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demiboydemon · 3 months
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y0sei-g4rden · 2 years
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All of the chain have synesthesia, each place/think that they visit/look at has their own little music. Explains the ambient noises and music heard through out the games.
I think it would be interesting to see that each of the links hear the same thing. So when Wild is cooking they hear the little jingle or when in Twilight's Hyrule field during the day they hear the "Hyrule Field day theme". I think it would be interesting for them to compare the "music" they hear with each other.
It would also be funny if they freaked about each other Era OSTs, why does it sound like that? It's so annoying. Oh really again? Etc etc
A conversation might play out like this:
In Wilds Hyrule Field for the first time
Twilight : Surprising I was expecting something loud..
Wind : Why is your Hyrule so quiet?!
Legend : Why not? I think it's nice, it's not as annoying as some of the others.
"Guardian Theme starts playing*
Wind : FINALLY something ugh.
Hyrule : sounds kinda frantic? Why is that?
Wild : bECAUSE IT IS, BAD SOUND!
Warriors : Wha-
*Light Beam nearly misses Wars*
Warriors : WHAT IN THE NAME OF HYILIA-
Warriors : ITS BATTLE MUSIC!
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