the mountain's daughter
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Phoenix: do you remember the day you got your lunch money stolen in kindergarten?
Edgeworth, who came into school wearing a bow tie every day, was always reading, went around quoting different law terms saying he was going to grow up to be “just like father”, and canonically cried when he couldn’t do origami: which time?
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Glimmer: What are you two doing?
Bow and Double Trouble, causing a ruckus: Oh, just guy stuff, you wouldn't understand.
Glimmer: *points at DT* You're not even a guy!
DT: I can be whatever I want to be. *shapeshifts into a generic man* Hi, my name's Jeff.
Catra: Bet you can't turn into a woman with big titties!
Adora: And muscles!
Catra: In a bikini!
DT: *shifts back* Am I taking requests now? What the fuck is this?
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Tony: What the hell was that!?
Peter: A calculated risk!
Tony: you shot me!
Peter: I SAID IT WAS CALCULATED! I NEVER SAID I WAS GOOD AT MATH!
Tony: it doesn't take a genius to understand that if you pull the trigger an arrow will be fired at whoever is at the end of the bow!
Peter: It's a HARPOON
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Micah: Catra, where's Glimmer?
Catra: Doing stuff.
Micah: Then where's Bow?
Catra: Trying to stop Glimmer from doing stuff.
Micah: So where is Adora?
Catra: Stopping Bow from stopping Glimmer from doing stuff.
Micah: If they are doing all that, why are you here and not with them?
Catra: Someone has to keep you distracted.
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Adora: I think we're missing something.
Bow: Teamwork?
Glimmer: Cohesion?
Catra: A general sense of what we're doing?
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Glimmer: Wait, have you never been to therapy?
Adora: Nope. Don’t need it.
Bow: Not even when First One’s tech trapped you in a seemingly endless prison and you came seconds away from dying.
Adora: Nope.
Perfuma: What about when you were trapped in the portal reality and had to watch everyone disappear?
Adora: Oh, that was crazy. I forgot about that.
Catra: What about our entire lives in the Horde?
Adora: Was that really a big deal?
Catra: Shadow Weaver abused us our entire lives and left you with emotional trauma.
Adora: I mean…is that really a big deal?
Everyone: Yes!
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Catra: *waking up in the middle of the night barely awake or conscious to braid Melog's tail right outside her bedroom*
Glimmer: *walks past her and rewinds to comprehend what she had just witnessed*
Glimmer: What the hell are you doing?
Catra: *jolts awake and stares at her creation*
Catra: What the hell am I doing?
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Glimmer: *trying on a new outfit* So? What do you think?
Bow: You look beautiful!
Adora: Yeah, Glimmer, that outfit looks great! But do you know where it would look even better? On Bow's floor!
Glimmer: ...
Bow: ...
Bow: Did you just hit on Glimmer FOR me?
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Glimmer and Adora: Um.. whatcha got there?
Bow, holding Kyle's hand after breaking him out of the Horde: A smoothie
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Bow: Glimmer, please stop teaching Frosta swears.
Glimmer: I'm not! She already knew them!
Bow: Oh, come on, I don't believe that. Frosta, what's the worst word you know?
Frosta, grinning: CUNT!
Double Trouble, looking up: Did someone call me?
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Itward: Fun Fact! The average person will walk by thirty-six murderers in their lifetime.
Mr. Midnight: I like how this is a "fun" fact.
Fran: It's fun because they didn't decide to murder you.
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