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incorrect-quotes-4-u · 3 days

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BSD Quote #1

Ango: I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.

Dazai: Nat 20 Charisma.

Ango: That is NOT how that works-

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mackerel22 · 2 days

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*singer!Chuuya au*

Interviewer: Do you ever hear from your exs after you release a song about them?

Chuuya: Well some of them like to write really long emails.

Interviewer: Oh really?

Chuuya: Hm. The guys when I break up with them are like, "You better not write a song about this!"

Chuuya: and I'm like, "No, I wont."

Interviewer:

Chuuya: and then I do.

Interviewer:

Interviewer: Have your ever written a song it was so mean you couldn't release it?

Chuuya: No, I just put those on my albums.

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dazaiskinnie · 3 months

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Dazai: Truth or dare?

Chuuya: Truth

Dazai, smirking: I dare you to make out with me

Chuuya, climbing into Dazai's lap: You best believe I'm not here to lose.

Atsushi: …

Atsushi: He didn't even choose dare

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incorrectsoukokuquotes · 3 months

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Dazai: Do you think it's too late for us to get romantically involved? Chuuya, holding a gun: I think a little.

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whateveranimex · 7 months

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Chuuya: So what's for dinner? Dazai: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise! Chuuya: ... Chuuya: Is it soup? Dazai: I soup-pose it could be! *winks* Chuuya: Please enough with the soup puns! Dazai: Wow, you're soup-per mean. Chuuya: STOP! *one hour later* Chuuya: It's fucking tacos?!?!?!

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youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff · 4 months

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Dazai : Hey.

Chuuya : How'd you find me ?

Dazai : july 14th, 2016. Demon Prodigy dazai osamu and king of sheep Nakahara Chuuya conducted our first partnership. This is where we came the night I won our bet and you fell in love with me.

Chuuya : Dazai.

Dazai : The day that you stepped on me for 20 seconds and I became obsessed with you forever.

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bandaged-bastard · 2 months

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Dazai calling Chuuya: C'mon, pick up already, slug.

Chuuya answering: Yes?

Dazai: Hi, my favorite partner ever~ wire me 2 500 dollars.

Chuuya: Hah? No! Why on earth would I do that?

Dazai: I need it for an escape room!

Chuuya: First of all, fuck you! You went to an escape room without me? And second of all, still no. What kind of escape room even is that expensive?

Dazai: Prison?

Chuuya: ...I'll be there in ten, idiot.

Dazai: I am not in Yokohama.

Chuuya: Neither am I. Make it 15 minutes. I am stopping for ice cream.

Dazai: I want ice cream too!

Chuuya: Too bad. Stay there and think about what you did, idiot.

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inamagicalhallucination · 5 months

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do u guys remember my grounded post

well im thinking about it again so

fukuzawa: considering that you all disobeyed orders and fought with the mafia i am hereby...

ada: *tense silence*

fukuzawa: grounding you.

junichiro:

junichiro: can- can you do that?

kunikida, trying not to cry: president i will never let you down

dazai:

kyouka: i... was grounded before

kenji: what does grounded mean

naomi: wait am i included in this

yosano: no one here knows wut grounded is

fukuzawa: oh is that so

ranpo: dummies

junichiro: i- i know what grounded means

kunikida: i too know what it means and it's a dishonorable thing to go through but alas i will go through this punishment-

dazai: ...grounded...

atsushi: i think i know... what grounded means

ranpo: i doubt it

atsushi:

atsushi: i think ive been grounded before

kyouka: me too

atsushi: its when they nail you to the floor right? its pretty painful... but i guess since-

kunikida, shouting: that IS NOT WHAT GROUNDED MEANS ATSUSHI WHAT THE FUCK

junichiro, pale: one day im going to learn something about you and it will be happy

naomi, also pale: doesn't have to be happy, just okay

kyouka: i think ive been grounded wrong then

kenji: that sounds awful!!

fukuzawa: atsushi, please report to yosano for a check up. again. also that is not what i mean by grounding.

atsushi: ...oh

atsushi: then i don't know what grounding means

dazai, patting his head: don't worry atsushi-kun. it made sense to me

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thebookofthefaeries · 1 year

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Dazai: Why does everyone keep assuming we’re a couple?

Chuuya: [sitting in Dazai's lap] Beats me.

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hopefully-helpful-daemon · 1 year

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Dazai: *casually taking four stairs at a time*

Chuuya, falling behind, taking two stairs at a time: Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you-

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poe-tat · 4 months

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Why you shouldn't read my mind pt. 1

15 SKK scenario lol

Dazai: CHIIIBIIIIIII

Chuuya: *eyes glued on his paper work* no

Dazai: please I'm bored and you don't even know what I was going to say

Chuuya: *looks up at him with a raised eyebrow* no you may not borrow my gun, no I do not know where the boss keeps the poison, no you may not hang yourself in my room and no you may not burn my hat

Dazai: ... Damn and that's not what I was going to ask you and the last one was expected actually...

Chuuya: okay what

Dazai: so you can bend the gravity of anything that you touch right?

Chuuya: yea?

Dazai: Okay great can you do this for me?

Chuuya: ??

[Later]

Yumeno(Q) : *pressing their fingers against their temples and concentrating very hard like they are trying to use telekinesis to eat pizza*

Chuuya: *has his hand on the pizza box and bending the gravity of the pizza to bring the pizza to Q's face*

Dazai: You can do it Q!!

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witchfinderlieutenanttable · 2 months

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dazaiskinnie · 5 months

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*Chuuya shitfaced drunk watching a video on his phone*

Chuuya: NO! NO DONT GO THERE! DONT GO INTO THE CHURCH YOU DUMB BITCH!

Dazai: What are you watching chu? A horror movie?

Chuuya, nonchalantly: Our wedding video.

Dazai: …

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incorrectsoukokuquotes · 6 months

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Chuuya: Oh come on Dazai. No soft spot for the one person who slept with you sober?

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whateveranimex · 2 months

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Chuuya: *dangles hand off bed*

Dazai, under the bed: *grabs hand*

Chuuya: This is nice

Chuuya: Wait, why the fuck are you under my bed-

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youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff · 4 months

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[Reading cards]

Chuuya : Pick a card. Any card.

Dazai : ‘kay!

Chuuya :

Chuuya : ‘Any card’ does not include my credit card, put that back in my wallet.

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