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kendizzzzzzzzle · 2 years
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Logan: you have to apologize to Gustavo
Kendall: fine
Kendall, to Gustavo: unfuck you or whatever
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“I want a version of better than revenge but about 🛴”
that already exists and it’s called “mad woman”
we are exercising our right to hate women right now join the party or SHHHHHHHHHHH
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Kendall: Jett is the worst. And I’m not just saying that. I’d say it to his face.
*opens the door and sees Jett*
Kendall: You’re the worst.
*closes door*
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neonflickering · 1 year
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Kendall, talking to James on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
James: You bet!
Kendall: At what temperature?
James: 535.
Kendall: That's the clock.
James:
Kendall:
James: 536.
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ghostjon48 · 1 month
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Random Incorrect CK quote
Terry Silver: What are we waiting for? I'm antsy.
Amanda: We're still missing Robby
Terry Silver: So you got rid of Robby? My money was on Demetri.
Demetri: Why does everyone keep saying that!
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wazzuppy · 1 year
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kendall: when my friend logan transitioned socially, the only consequence was that as soon as my little sister discovered that changing your name is allowed she wanted to change her's to detective
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Logan: hey Addison have you seen London
Addison,smiling: NO SAYS THE ONE WHO LITERALLY GAVE MY SISTER A EFFIN BABY
Logan: Okay then, Trin
Trin: DUDE LONDON IS IN HER FREAKING ROOM ARE YOU THAT STUPID
Logan: If I was Carlos
Carlos entering the room: I HEARD THAT
London: Dad your an idiot
Logan: *Looks at Addison* you’re an Effin idiot
Addison: I wouldn’t be like you
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jungwonderz · 1 year
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stars will fall - hyunjin
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⇀ 𝗌𝗒𝗇𝗈𝗉𝗌𝗂𝗌 ; in which y/n gets fired from her job and has to move into a small one bed room apartment in a crappy neighborhood while also trying to now find a new job. she thinks her world is ending until she meets hyunjin and yeji, the two children downstairs who live with their grandma. when a scouting offer comes in for him to join a idol survival program y/n tells them to go for their dreams — unaware how itll change the trajectory of her and their lives forever.
⇀ 𝗉𝖺𝗂𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀 ; hyunjin x fem!reader
⇀ 𝗂𝗇𝗌𝗉𝗈 ; stars will fall by duster, some silly little comic i read a while ago kind of
⇀ 𝗀𝖾𝗇𝗋𝖾 ; unrequited love/ one sided love (for a while), idol!au, fluff, angst, slowest burn to ever exist
⇀ 𝗐𝖺𝗋𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌 ; toxic relationships, profanity, some angst, spelling mistakes, incorrect timestamps, mostly gonna be word fic i think but with some texts and socm posts.
⇀ 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗍𝗎𝗌; not started
⇀ 𝗍𝖺𝗀𝗅𝗂𝗌𝗍; open @trsrina @redm4ri @blossomnct @hanjistarss
⇀ schedule; once a week
⇀ authors note ; I might end up not even starting this / discontinuing or maybe putting it off for later but I rlly wanted to get this idea out😭 but I rlly like this idea so I might just work on it while doing btr; p.sh!! this might be kind of confusing because some chapters will be flashbacks!! also btw the flashbacks will be in italics but i’ll say when it’s a flashback or time skip <3
@redm4ri as mari, @blossomnct as meg
MASTERLIST
1.) …
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burning-thistles-bt · 2 years
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Welcome to the Official Burning Thistles AU Blog!
What is Burning Thistles? Burning Thistles, or it’s extended/original workshop title, Burning Spotted Thistles, is a warrior cats au where Fireheart--and his siblings--are the kits of Spottedpaw/leaf and Thistleclaw. The idea was originally started by @alollinglaughingcat and then expanded and co-written with @firealder2005 to create the fanfiction Burning Thistles on ArchiveOfOurOwn.
Additionally, here is the Wiki for Burning Thistles (currently unfinished)
CONTENT/TRIGGER WARNINGS: PEDOPHILIA, grooming of minors, non-platonic/familial romantic/sexual relationships between minor(s) and adult(s), implied/referenced sexual harassment/assault/non-consensual/rape, lying/cheating, toxic/abusive relationships, family-based manipulation, general manipulation, mental health state deterioration, queerphobia/LGBTQ+phobia, internalized hatred, self-hate (please note that NONE OF THIS is SUPPORTED or intentionally GLORIFIED by us, pedophiliac relationships are WRONG - pro-shippers DNI!)
Information on Us:
@alollinglaughingcat - Call me Lolling! Any pronouns welcome, though she/her is used primarily for me by others. I also created the Genetically Accurate Warrior Cats series, and various other small projects here and there. I fandom hop quite often, so my attention often quickly shifts! My warriors blog is @leafpool-loves-ashfur , my Ao3 user is LollingCat, and my YouTube is LollingCatto!
@firealder2005 - Feel free to call me Alder, much less of a mouthful! I prefer she/her pronouns, and have an additional Warrior cats Time Travel Fix-It series on Ao3. (I also have fanfics for Star Wars and the Trials of Apollo series) My main blog is @firealder2005 , my new-ish warriors sideblog is @firehollyalder and my AO3 is FireAlder2005.
Feel free to send in questions/messages to either of us!
Tags:
#lolling art / #lolling thoughts / #lolling memes / #lolling response / #lolling rb - the content of the post (art, memes, writing, random) was by Lolling
#firealder art / #firealder thoughts / #firealder memes / #alder answer / #firealder rb - the content of the post (art, memes, writing, random) was by FireAlder
#bt memes / #bt charts / #bt polls - the memes, meme-charts and polls of Burning Thistles
#bt fanart / #bt art / #bt references - art for Burning Thistles
#character ask / #asked and answered - posts/art where characters respond to questions from fans, and the ask common tag
#bt what if / #bt mini-shot / #bt snippit / #bt excerpt - posts about how the story could’ve gone, mini one-shots/drabbles, and teasers of chapters
#bt war era / #the countdown / #pack pack kill kill - referring to specific arcs, such as the Dangerous Path book and the dog pack attack
#ft apprentices group / #the apprentices gang - first refers to the Frosted Thistles apprentices (Spottedpaw, Frostpaw, etc.) and second refers to the dog pack era apprentices (Swiftpaw through Bramblepaw)
#ship-attacks - the ship attacks of March 20th, 2023, #ear rip and #berries being the targets and #waterpoppies being mentioned
#featherships / #spottedfrost - the tags for Lolling’s personal favorite ships, the first focusing on Feathercloud’s love life, and the second being between Spottedleaf and Frostfur
#firesand & #sandfire / #copperdawn & #dawncopper / #darkcherry - ship tags for Alder’s favorite BT ships. 1st being Fireheart & Sandstorm, then Copperleaf & Dawncloud, and the last is a ship involving Cherryfur and Darkstripe!
#firefam / #firesiblings / #firefriends - groups that are relating to a) Fireheart’s direct family, b) Fireheart and his siblings, c) Fireheart and his core friend group
#bt songs / #bt ships / #bt animatic / #bt pmv / #bt incorrect quotes / #bt ages / #bt family tree / #bt timeline / #chapter 161 / #pawspeak - miscellaneous organizational tags
#btr / #btr au / #burning thistles reflamed - refers to an AU of BT made by Lolling! A mash-up of “what-if’s” that gets a little angsiter.
One-Shots/Extras - series link
#frosted thistles (Read) / #roaring rivers (Read) / #elder rush (Read) / #hunted lynx (Read) / #ripened cherries (Read - In progress) / #caramel apples (Idea) / #clouded dawn (Idea) / #bitten adder (Rough outline) / #brindled beach (Idea) / #little sparks (Read) / #bubbling bubbles (Idea/Rough outline) / #longing heart (Read)
Character Asks? Currently Closed!
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btrincorrectquotes · 2 years
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Hi I am in love with your btr incorrect quotes and I have a request I was wondering if Carlos was watching Tmnt and thinks about his friends as the turtles until then he calls James Raphael and James gets angry at him(sry if this sounds stupid)
Love it!!! :)
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rosesinvalley · 1 month
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FANZINE #2 BTR: BREAK THE RULES
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RIV dédié au cassage de règles, à l’infraction et au politiquement incorrect.
Un fanzine à l’ancienne DIY :
28 pages format A6
Impression Photocopie Noir et Blanc en 80 gr pour l’intérieur
Couverture sur papier coloré 80g
100 exemplaires numérotés
Sortie en août 2022
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kendizzzzzzzzle · 1 year
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James and Carlos: [whispering] don’t tell him we made bacon in the toaster!
Kendall: [getting out of the car] WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED??
All fifteen firemen:
Logan: they made bacon in the toaster.
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westsideblog · 2 years
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Thinking about using 5sos/BTR moments as WSS incorrect quotes
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Logan: No, no, no, no, Kendall! This is a bad idea! About as bad as you've ever had in a loong line, and I love you when I say this, really, really bad ideas.
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neonflickering · 1 year
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Kendall: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Logan: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
James: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Carlos: I have a piece of graphite in my leg from accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Kelly: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Gustavo:
Gustavo: I have emotional scars.
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wazzuppy · 1 year
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gustavo: i want a new song recorded by the end of the day or youre dead
carlos: yes your rottenness
logan: yes your shittiness
james: right away your dickliness
kendall: we're on it shit lips
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