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texts-bts · a year ago
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someone: so, namjoon
jeongguk, vibrating at a frequency that could shatter glass: yeah i love him a normal amount
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incorrectk-popquotes · a year ago
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Taehyung [putting honey in his tea]: Hell yeah, get in that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.
Namjoon: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?
Taehyung: I absolutely fucking do not.
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jimin as a lawyer
jimin: mothers and fuckers of the jury... we are gathered here today to cancel a bitch.
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jimin: do you swear to spill the tea, the whole tea, and nothing but the tea?
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jimin: uhh your DNA was literally on the murder weapon but go off i guess
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jimin: objection your honor!
judge: what is it?
jimin: [blows kiss]
judge: [blushes] overruled.
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Yoongi: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Yoongi: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Namjoon: Uh....
Jimin: He’s trying to yell mental health and well being into us. 
Yoongi: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Hobi *crying*: It’s working.
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incorrectk-popquotes · a year ago
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[Namjoon and Jin on a first date]
Namjoon: So... what's your favorite color?
Jin, unimpressed: Really? Don't ask me dumb questions.
Namjoon: How is fomic acid prepared in a lab? Give me the chemical reaction for it.
Jin:
Jin: Pink. My favorite color is pink...
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accuratebts · a year ago
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Namjoon: Bang PD said that since we're famous now, we have to go over some safety procedures. So, tell me, if I got shot, what would you do?
Jungkook, eyes darkening: Avenge you
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Jungkook: Did it hurt when you fell?
Jimin *rolling his eyes*: From heaven? No, Jungkook, I get you’re into me but-
Jungkook: No, I mean when you fell walking in. I watched you trip on your foot and just kind of lay there on the floor for about ten minutes. 
Jimin; 
Yoongi *not looking up*: We all saw it. 
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Yoongi: [Working on a song]
Namjoon [upside down in his desk chair]: Do you think stars have feelings?
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jimin: are you into cars?
taehyung: yes, it was truly a masterpiece of a film.
jimin: no like are you a car person?
taehyung: ...a transformer?
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incorrectk-popquotes · a year ago
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Hoseok: Morning, Yoongi. What are you drinking?
Yoongi: Water.
Hoseok: Really? It doesn't smell like water.
Yoongi: It's... imported water.
Hoseok: Uh-huh. Imported from where?
Yoongi: ...Russia
Hoseok: Are you drinking vodka at nine in the morning??
Yoongi: It's nine-thirty.
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