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[7ndipity]

Y/n: what's on your mind?

Yoongi: you can say "please" and "thank you" a million times, and a baby will never repeat it. But if you say "ass-faced motherfucker" ONE TIME

Jungkook, walking in: ass-faced motherfucker?

Yoongi: 😑

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[heyyouknowbts]

BTS as Florida man headlines, volume LVIII

BTS as Florida man masterlist

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[notsocorrectbts]

Jungkook: What's for dinner hyung? Jin: I can't tell you, it's a soup-rise Taehyung: Is it soup? Jin: I soup-pose it could be Yoongi: Enough with the soup puns Jin: You never soup-port my jokes *After dinner* Jungkook: It was fucking tacos

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[random-incorrect-things]

Seokjin: What happens to nitrogen when it becomes day?

Seokjin: It becomes daytrogen.

Yoongi: I'm going to bed.

Seokjin: Good nitrogen.

Jungkook: Sleep tightrogen.

Taehyung: Don't let the bed bugs bitrogen.

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[asadfangirlbitxh]

Namjoon: This has been nice. Having an ordinary conversation about life and just catching up.

Taehyung: Do you ever wonder why Tarzan never had a beard?

Jungkook: All the fucking time

Jin: Well that was a lovely 2 minutes

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[daechwitonguetech]

Yoongi: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds.

Jimin: Forty five seconds?!?

Yoongi: No! I said four TO five seconds.

Jimin, hugging Yoongi: Too late.

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[dizzydaisy713]

[Before a concert]

Jimin: you’re going to walk on stage and trip

Namjoon: i’m not going to trip, im not you

Yoongi: no, but you’re you

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[taechnological]

Incorrect Bangtan #189

seokjin : let's go to church

namjoon : i'm atheist

seokjin : ok how about when the heist is over?

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[flevrry]

interviewer: what would you like to say to those who doubted your success?

namjoon: i hope they can see where i am now and believe in themselves too.

yoongi: how does my entire ass taste, bitches?

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[bangtanstax]

*Yoongi rummaging through his bag aggressively*

Taehyung: Hyung, what are you looking for?

Yoongi: My will to live. 

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[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

Yoongi: God gave me depression because if my ambitions went unchecked I would have bested him in hand to hand combat by the age of sixteen.

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[7ndipity]

Namjoon: I hope you have a good explanation for this?

Tae: actually, we have three!

Y/n: you can pick your favorite!

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[suga-kookie-chaos]

Yoongi:*talking about babies* I love that babies ball their hands up into fists all the time.

Yoongi: little one, you can't even sit up yet, who are you gonna fight? I support it completely, but who are you going after? Who's trying you?

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[notsocorrectbts]

Namjoon: I saw Jimin and Taehyung hugging Namjoon: And then I realised they were choking each other and I was like, okay, that makes more sense

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[random-incorrect-things]

Seokjin: Fun fact! Blueberries are the only fruit named after a colour.

Hoseok: Starfruit?

Seokjin: Close, that's a shape.

Jimin: Guys, you forgot about blueberries.

Seokjin: The listening comprehension of some people.

Yoongi: Okay, you also forgot blackberries.

Namjoon: Black isn't a colour.

Taehyung: Green bean!

Jungkook: Lemons!

Seokjin: I love stupid people more than anything.

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[asadfangirlbitxh]

Jimin: Could I have a quicky?

Yoong: Hyperventilating in the corner

Jin: For the last time, it's pronounced quiche

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