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#incorrect bucky barnes
Bucky: You know what fuck it
Bucky: *picks Steve up *
Bucky: This is not America's ass it's mine
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phoenixes-and-wizards · 2 months ago
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joaquin: bucky barnes is stupid
sam, smiling: what did he do now
joaquin, clearly not listening: he walks around, thinking he's soooooo slick and secretive, but literally everyone can see that he's in love with you
sam: hang on--
joaquin: wELL SURPRISE SURPRISE WHITE MAN YOU AIN'T SPECIAL WE'RE ALL IN LOVE WITH SAM
sam: wHAT--
zemo: no no he's got a point
sharon: yeah he totally does
steve, on his 31st wineglass somewhere in heaven: hear hear
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exqu1sit3 · 2 months ago
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Bucky : am I the only person who finds it weird that I can transfer data from my brain to someone else's by opening my mouth and pushing air with vibration in their direction?
Sam :
Sam : How high are you?
Bucky : 6"0
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incorrect-fandom-quotes · 2 months ago
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Bucky: sam, what's your type?
Sam: tall, strong, dumb, looks like a puppy and their middle name is after a president
Bucky: wow thats specific. Do I know them?
Sam: did I mention dumb?
Bucky: yeah why?
Sam: just checking
*later*
Bucky, waking up in the middle of the night: oh my god he likes steve
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basnatural · a month ago
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(Credit to Capsidekick from Facebook)
Wow this is so true 😂😂 this is how my fic should have gone 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️😂
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lesbian-deadpool · 2 months ago
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Y/N: As a genuinely smart person, I'd like to let you know that we are all made of atoms.
Y/N: And atoms can't touch anything.
Y/N: So really we've never touched anything in our lives.
Natasha: 
Y/N: So to answer your question, no, I didn't punch Bucky in the face.
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wlwfanfictionss · a month ago
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Y/N: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Natasha: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Bruce: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-
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