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#incorrect bucky quotes
slytherclaw2005 · 3 minutes ago
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Bucky: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Sam: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Bucky: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING AJ AND CASSIE WITH ME!
Sarah, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
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slytherclaw2005 · 10 minutes ago
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Sam: *Gently taps table*
Bucky: *Taps back*
Sarah: What are they doing?
Sharon: Morse code.
Sam: *Aggressively taps table*
Bucky: *Slams vibranium hand down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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slytherclaw2005 · 23 minutes ago
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Bucky: *holding AJ and Cassie*
Bucky: I have only had AJ and Cassie for half a day.
Bucky: And if anything happens to them I’ll kill everyone on this god forsaken planet and then myself.
Sam:
Sam: 0_0
Sam: ALL THEY WAS CALL YOU UNCLE JAMIE!
Bucky: AND WHAT ABOUT IT?!?!
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slytherclaw2005 · 28 minutes ago
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AJ and Cassie: Why are Uncle Sam and Uncle Jamie sitting with their backs to each other?
Sarah: They had a fight.
AJ and Cassie: Then why are they holding hands?
Sarah: They get sad when they fight.
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daddybarnes1ao3 · an hour ago
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Bucky: i have good news!
Steve: Tony said we can’t have another cat in the tower
Bucky:
Bucky: i have bad news!
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incorrect-fatws · 2 hours ago
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Dr. Raynor: James would throw himself into a car for you.
Sam: Bucky would throw himself in front of a car just for fun
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kai-queen · 2 hours ago
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Bucky: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.
Bucky: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.
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emeraldrain55 · 3 hours ago
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Peter, chasing Bucky: Wait, Mr. Barnes, I need to know what you did last summer for a school project thing!
Bucky: I think I killed the president of nunya.
Peter: What's nunya?
Bucky, wearing sunglasses: NUNYA BUSINESS
--------2 Weeks Later, in Peter's History Class------------
Peter: SO HE KILLED THE PRES-
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kai-queen · 4 hours ago
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Sam: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.
Bucky: But what if something else happens just this one time.
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justincorrectmarvel · 5 hours ago
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Sarah: Sam, don't forget were having salad tonight
Sam: Bucky said we were having burgers
Sarah: If Bucky jumped off a cliff, would you?
Sam:
Sarah: ......Sam!
Sam: Well I- I mean it depends-!
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Bucky: Marinara sauce trench
Sam, sighing deeply: You realise that, just because you're my boyfriend, does not mean I will hesitate to kick your ass
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its-tortle · 7 hours ago
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sharon: by the way, how is the new cap?
bucky: don't get me started.
sharon: please. you buy into all that stars and stripes bullshit. before you were his pet psychopath you were ✨mr. america, cap's best friend✨.
bucky: that's great coming from you. you're the one that made out with him.
sharon: jealous?
bucky:
zemo:
sharon:
sam: okay can we get back to the problem here
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unknown-salvatore · 7 hours ago
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Sam: Welcome to the 'Fuck Bucky' support group, where we gather to say a collective 'fuck you' to that stupid asshole. But first, a few words from our newest member!
Steve, gathering his stuff to leave: I think I may have misunderstood the purpose of the group, sorry
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bidisaster-thanks · 8 hours ago
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Sam: How long do you think it will take?
Bucky: I don't know, three or four.
Sam: Three or four what?
Bucky: ...
Sam: Days? Weeks? Months?
Bucky: Yeah, maybe five.
Sam: ...
Bucky: ...
Sam: Five what!?
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red-lipstick-bisexual · 9 hours ago
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John: You don't wanna do this
Sam: Bitch, the only thing keeping Barnes and Noble here, from going full White Wolf on your ass was me and my morals.
Bucky: Permission to fight?
Sam: Permission granted
Bucky: HELL FUCKING YEAH
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incorrect-fatws · 13 hours ago
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Zemo: Just curious, is there a reason the gun is still pointed at me?
Bucky: Well, there's probably still some part of me that wants to shoot you.
Zemo: I get that.
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buckysd0ll · 13 hours ago
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- I am very critical over myself
- I am highkey obsessed with the MCU
- I will love Sebastian Stan until the day I die
- I am a Sagittarius so, do with that what you will
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If you like:
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Get off my blog if:
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ze-veemonator · 14 hours ago
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Bucky: i got sam a "get well soon" card. he's not sick, i just think he can be better
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