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#incorrect buddie
pentagrampanikkar · 2 days ago
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Bobby: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Buck without him noticing?
Eddie : Hey, Buck, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.
Buck: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.
Bobby: ...
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kalamitykait · a day ago
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Buck: are we flirting right now?
Eddie: I'm literally preventing you from bleeding out!
Buck: That doesn't answer the question, Eddie!
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hollywood-diaz · 4 hours ago
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ravi: what's scarier than a shark in a pool?
hen: loneliness
buck: being forgotten
eddie: the slow and endless marching of time that leads us all to an inevitable death
ravi: i was gonna say two sharks in a pool but it doesn't seem relevant anymore
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abow123456 · 17 days ago
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Eddie to Buck, in 2x01: remember my name, you’ll be screaming it later ;)
Buck, in 3x15 & 5x07: tHIS IS NOT WHAT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT
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bvckactually · 8 months ago
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What do you mean they haven’t been dating all this time?
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tails89 · 2 months ago
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Eddie: Yesterday I overheard my ten year old son saying "Are you sure this is a good idea?" and my twenty eight year old boyfriend replying "Trust me" and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.
Inspired by this tweet.
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spettrocoli · 5 months ago
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Eddie: If you had 10 cookies and I asked for 5, how many would you have left?
Buck: None.
Eddie: Buck, this is basic math, don’t mess with m-
Buck: I would give them all to you because you’re my best friend.
Eddie, holding back tears: Gross. Absolutely disgusting. Get out of my sight immediately.
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hamletsshadow · a month ago
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*118 family BBQ*
Harry, looking at Eddie in awe: the self-control and composer shown by that man is an inspiration to us all!
Chris, lives with his father and knows him: yesterday he fell out a window because Buck smiled at him, but okay.
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mood-lights · a month ago
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Random guy: *approaching Buck at the bar* Did it hurt?
Buck: What hurt?
Random guy: When you fell from heaven?
Eddie: *putting his arm around Buck* No it didn't, because I was there to catch him.
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Buck x Eddie | Incorrect quotes
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hollywood-diaz · 4 months ago
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athena: God you really are a parent to these three adults
bobby: *mumbling*
athena: what was that?
bobby:...four
athena: oh no, not another
bobby: this is eddie
eddie: hi :D
athena: jesus fuck
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abow123456 · 2 months ago
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Chimney, while helping Buck move into Eddie’s place: you don’t own a lot of stuff, do you?
Buck: nah, most of my baggage is emotional 🙃
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bvckactually · 8 months ago
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in which mama hen wins the betting pool.
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matan4il · 7 months ago
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Parallel version here.
My other humor and incorrect Buddie posts can be found in the left sidebar here.
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gayshipsandanxiety · a month ago
eddie: can you turn on the light?
buck: you're the only light i need in my life.
eddie: babe that's so sweet but i can't see.
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