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dazaiskinnie · 19 hours

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Chuuya, trying to comfort a crying baby: What is your fucking problem?

Dazai: Why don’t you try singing to it chu.

Chuuya: What iiisss your fuuuucking problem…

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mackerel22 · 6 months

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Dazai: Chuuya and I don't use pet names.

Odasaku: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Dazai: Honey.

*silence*

Dazai: Ha, you thought, bitch.

Chuuya, yelling from another room: What do you want, whore?

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woklaza · 2 months

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Dazai: I got in trouble with Mori again-

Chuuya: what did you do this time?

Dazai: because I am an honest human being, I told him—

Chuuya: Dazai you are not an honest human being.

Dazai: I am!

Chuuya: there, you just lied again!

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vivalaplxto · 2 years

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nihilo-sensei · 3 months

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Dazai: "You mean a lot to people, Atsushi. I would die for you."

Atsushi: "You would die for a Diet Coke, Dazai-san."

Dazai: "That's beside the point."

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incorrect-madness · 2 years

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Nikolai: Is stabbing someone immoral??

Fyodor: Not if they consent to it

Dazai: Depends on who you’re stabbing

Sigma: YES?!?!!

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heartxout · 11 months

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ranpo, looking through yosano’s purse: what does a pregnancy test look like?

kunikida: it’s like a small piece of plastic with a thing on the end of it

ranpo: okay so this is definitely a gun

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fattuccini-afraido · 2 years

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Dazai: If I die, my funeral is gonna be the biggest party ever, and you're all invited.

Mori: If?

Chuuya: Great. The only party I've ever been invited to and he might not even die.

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chuuyas--boo · 2 years

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Poe: Racoons are good boys, even when they're bad boys.

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sorcerersandskillusers · 4 months

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Oda: if I had a nickel for every time I had to carry an injured teen with gunshot wounds wearing a long black coat and threatening to kill me, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

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dazaiskinnie · 3 months

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Dazai: Truth or dare?

Chuuya: Truth

Dazai, smirking: I dare you to make out with me

Chuuya, climbing into Dazai's lap: You best believe I'm not here to lose.

Atsushi: …

Atsushi: He didn't even choose dare

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mackerel22 · 6 months

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Chuuya: We all have our demons.

Chuuya: *grabs Dazai*

Chuuya: This is mine.

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lowlightsahead · 11 days

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Dazai: We can no longer mansplain, manipulate or manwhore our way out of this.

Chuuya, getting his bullets ready: Manslaughter, it is

#bungo stray dogs #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #bsd incorrect quotes #soukoku #skk #bsd

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woklaza · 2 months

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Anyone wanna message me and talk about bsd?

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vivalaplxto · 1 year

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nihilo-sensei · 2 months

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Law & Order: Yokohama

In the Yokohama underground, hat-based offenses are considered especially heinous. The man who investigates these crimes is an elite detective known as Dazai Osamu. These are his stories.

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