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incorrect-caatws-quotes · 2 years

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*texting*

Bucky: I'm so sorry, I'm going to be about a half hour late.

Sam, still in bed, having forgotten about their date: You always do this

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jemilyswhor3 · 2 years

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𝗦𝗮𝗺: Just stay put and act as cool as possible.

𝗦𝗮𝗺: *walks away*

𝗕𝘂𝗰𝗸𝘆: Hey, Sam!

𝗕𝘂𝗰𝗸𝘆: Who's cooler than me?

𝗦𝗮𝗺: Literally everyone, dude.

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tofandomhellandback · 3 years

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AJ: Mr. Bucky? Can your vibranium arm vibrate? I'm asking for my mom.

Bucky: *chokes on his coffee and coughs*

AJ: ...

Bucky: *wheezes* Why exactly are you asking that?

AJ: My mom never wants to buy herself an electric toothbrush but makes Cass and me use them because it makes teeth brushing easier. If your arm can vibrate, you can use a regular toothbrush and make it vibrate so my mom's teeth get as clean as Cass and mine.

Bucky: ...I'll keep that in mind...

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giodoodless · 2 years

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Sam Wilson text posts 1 / 2

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yeahthatsonearthdipshit000 · 2 years

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Sam: *screams*

Y/n: *screams louder to establish dominance*

Steve: should we do something?

Bucky: no, I want to see who wins

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chaoticace2005 · 3 years

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Bucky: Are you wearing a new suit?

Sam: Yeah, you gave it to me. Do you like it?

Bucky: Looks okay I guess.

-Later-

Bucky, sobbing into Sarah’s shoulder: It looked so good.

Sarah: I know.

Bucky: I’m so gay.

Sarah: I know.

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onmyojisrambles · 3 years

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More incorrect Sambucky... Or is it? Totally not inspired by a Drarry post I can't find.

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salty-ironstrange-shipper · 2 years

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Stephen: Are you drinking whiskey for breakfast?

Tony: It’s scotch, but yes. What did you have for breakfast?

Stephen:

Tony: See? I’m doing better than you.

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funnyincorrectmcu · 3 years

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Bucky: Sam! Where have you been? Sam: Were you worried about me? Bucky: ...no. I was making sure we weren’t being followed. Sam: You came back to look for me. Bucky: … Bucky: Alright it’s true. I came back ‘cause you’re the only friend I have and I couldn’t bear to lose you. Sam: Really? Bucky: No! Don’t be stupid!

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spruceleavees · 3 years

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steve: be honest, do you like sam?

bucky, sweating: no, what gave you that idea?

steve: *holds up a paper full of hearts with s+b in them*

bucky: *snatches the paper* it stands for suffering and bitterness rogers, now go away

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sambucky-stupidity · 3 years

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Sarah, complaining: Sam’s so stubborn, it’s like he insists on doing the opposite of whatever he’s told to do, he can be so self-sacrificing sometimes and I worry that-

Bucky: Wait, did you say “the opposite of whatever he’s told to do?”

*turns around*

Bucky: Hey Sam. Don’t kiss me right the fuck now.

Sam:

Sam: we’VE BEEN DATING FOR THREE YEARS-

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incorrect-caatws-quotes · 2 years

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Maria Hill [at the door of Sam and Bucky's honeymoon suite]: So like I said, I wouldn't have called you unless it was a true emergency. The multiverse is in grave danger.

Sam [wrapped in a blanket]: [points over Maria's shoulder] If you look way over there, you might see the last fuck I gave.

Bucky: Coming back to bed, doll?

Sam: See you in five business days. [slams the door in Maria's face]

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incorrect-fandom-quotes · 3 years

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Torres: whats nostalgia?

Sam: when you miss something really old

*later*

Bucky: hey guys I'm home

Sam: aww, I missed you

Torres, whispering: nostalgia

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tofandomhellandback · 3 years

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Bucky: I should have been the one to kill Hitler. Instead I'm the 107 year old who put mouthwash on his penis.

Sam: YOU DID WHAT?

Bucky: You heard me. Remember after the cookout last year?

Sam: You mean the first time you slept with my sister? Yeah, I obviously remember that, asshole.

Bucky: Well, I was in the bathroom right before... you know? Just to clean up a bit because-

Sam: *glares*

Bucky: Doesn't matter... Anyway, I saw the mouthwash and for some reason my brain went oh that tastes way better than soap. And... I had a point. The smart part of my brain wasn't there to tell me I was being a fuckhead.

Sam: Because that part doesn't exist.

Bucky: Actually it was bec- Never mind. Yes, it doesn't exist let's go with that one so we both survive this conversation. Anyway, I decided to do it like aftershave. I just-

Sam: Spare me the details, Buck.

Bucky: Alright. So then I'd done it but there were two things I hadn't thought through. The first one was the sensation. It was like burning and cold at the same time. I don't know if you've ever fucked a microwave during a blizzard but... it's unusual.

Sam: I'm scared of what the other thing was.

Bucky: Oh, you should be because the other thing I hadn't thought through was that... she was gonna notice ...because that's not what penises taste like.

Sam:

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giodoodless · 2 years

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Sambucky text posts 1 / 2 / 3

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chaoticace2005 · 3 years

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Bucky: You love me, right, Sam?

Sam: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

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