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#incorrect cats
Misto: are you okay? That was quite a fall!
Tugger: I think I broke my armkle
Misto: I-... your what??
Munk: *sighs* his wrist.
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Tugger: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
Munk: Does anyone in this godforsaken tribe ever think before they speak?
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Teazer: *carrying all of the groceries with one hand*
Vic: *reaches out to help*
Teazer: *switches all the groceries to one arm to hold Victoria’s hand*
Vic: Oh, that's not what I-
Vic: Okay.
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incorrectjellicles · 2 days ago
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Electra: It's too dark. I'm scared
Teazer: Don't worry, Ellie, I got this
Teazer: *stomps foot*
Teazer: *sketchers light up*
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Macavity: Let me be Frank with you two
Teazer: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is going to help
Jerrie: Ooh, can I be called Bob?
Teazer: Shhh, Frank is trying to speak
Macavity:
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Misto: I-
Tugger: For fucks sake, will you just marry me already?
Misto:... i didn’t even say anything?
Tugger: answer the question.
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Munk: Jerrie is missing, can you find him?
Teazer: What? do you think I have him microchipped or something?
Munk: Well, do you?
Teazer: ... Yeah, hang on.
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Bomba: [as Misto walks by] What an ass
Tugger, sighing and staring at Misto’s ass: I know
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Poppa: Rusty, get some fish. The railway cat says he wants some.
Skimbleshanks: *m e o w*
Rusty: Poppa, cats don't talk.
Poppa: HE'S TALKING TO ME!
Rusty: Okay okay he's talking to you! *goes to get the fish* You're the boss!
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incorrectjellicles · 3 days ago
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Alonzo: Hey, what are your pronouns? I need to talk about you behind your back.
Jerrie:
Jerrie: He/they
Alonzo: Thanks!
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Tugger: At my age, do you know how I'm statistically most likely to die?
Munk: At the hands of your brother?
Tugger: An accident!
Munk: That's how I'm gonna make it look.
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Alonzo: You two aren’t psychic.
Cori and Tanto: Yes we are. We took a course.
Cori and Tanto: We got certificates.
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Jenny: I think we should adopt another kid.
Skimble: No.
Jenny: Why?
Skimble: Because by “kid” you mean “Mice,” and we already have 24 of those plus three actual kids.
Jenny: [unzips her coat] Make that 25.
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Misto: can you turn on the light?
Tugger: you’re the only light I need in my life, starlight.
Misto:
Tugger:
Misto: ....Tugger I can’t fucking see...
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Jellylorum: I need to call the retirement home.
Gus: She's trying to get me commited.
Jellylorum: Oh stop that. I am not! I'm calling to visit an old friend.
Asparagus Jr: Great cover babe.
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Jellylorum: So how do you feel about a second dosage?
Jennyanydots: Oh its fine by me. I'm use to taking two of everything.
Bustopher Jones and Skimbleshanks: *violently choking behind her*
Jennyanydots: Ignore them.
(@linadoonofficial just cuz ya might get a kick outta it.)
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Pouncival: Hey Mungojerrie can I ask you a question?
Mungojerrie: Sure!
Pouncival: Can you use a sharp pencil to stab and kill someone?
Mungojerrie: Why?
Pouncival: No real reason. I'm curious if it could happen.
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Conversation
Munkustrap: *probably to the kittens* Alright gang, I'll ignore that some of you were late if you ignore that I'm latest.
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cryptid au
Cryptid Misto: Would you like some ice cream? We have vanilla, strawberry, chocolate, and blood flavors.
Munk: what was that last one?
Cryptid Misto: Chocolate 👉👈
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